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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best train jokes.
  2. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about trains?
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good train knock-knock joke?
  4. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good train knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  5. What do you get if you cross a train engine with an apple pie?… Puff pastry! (Apple Pie Jokes)
  6. A deer hunter got on his hands and knees to take a closer at some tracks. That’s when he got hit by the train. (Hunting Jokes)
  7. What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?… A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!” (Teacher Jokes)
  8. If a train station is where the train stops, and a bus station is where the bus stops, what is a work station? (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. What do you call a rainbow that arrives late and is full of grumpy grown-ups on their way to work?… A trainbow! (Rainbow Jokes)
  10. What do you call a truck-load of tortoises crashing into a train-load of terrapins?… a turtle disaster. (Turtle Jokes)
  11. What is the difference between a principal and a train?… The principal says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.”