Gum Jokes for Kids

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I think I proved something very important at high school graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes & Walking Jokes)
What do bees chew?… Bumble-gum. (Bee Jokes for Kids)
I think I proved something very important at graduation: that I could walk and chew gum at the same time. – Melanie White (Graduation Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
What is the difference between a school teacher and a train?… The teacher says spit your gum out and the train says “chew chew chew.” (School Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
A man walks into a convenience store to buy some gum. He sees the gum costs $10, so he asks the cashier, “How can you justify charging so much?”… “Well,” the cashier said. “It’s in mint condition!”
Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?… He got stuck in Orbit. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
What do you call a train that eats toffee?… A chew, chew train.
What did the chewing gum say to the shoe?… I’m stuck on you!
What do whales like to chew?… Blubber gum! (Whale Jokes for Kids)
What’s the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?… One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Why did the boy think worms would taste like chewing gum?… Because they’re wrigleys. (Worm Jokes)
Why did the chewing gum cross the road?… It was stuck to the chicken’s foot.