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- What did the astronauts say when they landed on February 29th?… “One small leap for man, one giant leap for leap years!”
- During the pandemic, it’s important to take after NASA… Give people space.
- Why did the astronaut take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to take a giant leap into relaxation.
- What did the astronauts say to NASA when they notified them that their mission was complete and they could return to earth?… Thanks, but no thanks!
- What goes great with Corona?… Lyme disease.
- If a basketball players gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile Toe. (Astronomy Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?… He got stuck in Orbit.
- What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?… An astro-nut!
- What is it called when an astronaut gets a cavity?… A black hole. (Astronomy Jokes & Astronaut Jokes)
- What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard?… The space bar.
- Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.” (Hurricane Jokes & Texas Jokes)
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best astronaut jokes.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about astronauts?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good astronaut knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good astronaut knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Did you hear about the prom held in the spaceship?… It was truly an out-of-this-world experience!