Astronaut Jokes

by | Oct 26, 2021 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. What did the astronauts say when they landed on February 29th?… “One small leap for man, one giant leap for leap years!”
  2. My son just graduated from college. My friends asked me what he majored in. I told them he was studying to be an astronaut: he took up space. (Astronomy Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
  3. During the pandemic, it’s important to take after NASA… Give people space.
  4. Why did the astronaut take the day off on Labor Day?… He needed to take a giant leap into relaxation.
  5. What did the astronauts say to NASA when they notified them that their mission was complete and they could return to earth?… Thanks, but no thanks!
  6. What goes great with Corona?… Lyme disease.
  7. If a basketball players gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?… Missile Toe. (Astronomy Jokes & World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  8. Did you hear about the astronaut who stepped on chewing gum?… He got stuck in Orbit.
  9. What do you call a peanut in a spacesuit?…  An astro-nut!
  10. What is it called when an astronaut gets a cavity?… A black hole. (Astronomy Jokes & Astronaut Jokes)
  11. What is an astronaut’s favorite key on a keyboard?… The space bar.
  12. Astronauts released a photo of Hurricane Harvey as seen from the International Space Station. They sent a short message along with the photograph; “Houston, you have a problem.” (Hurricane Jokes & Texas Jokes)
  13. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best astronaut jokes.
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about astronauts?
  15. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good astronaut knock-knock joke?
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good astronaut knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  17. Did you hear about the prom held in the spaceship?… It was truly an out-of-this-world experience!