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December Jokes / Top 10 December Jokes
- 2021 Winter Solstice Jokes: 21 Funny Winter Solstice Jokes
- 2021 Christmas Eve Jokes: 21 Funny Christmas Eve Jokes
- 2021 Christmas Jokes: 21 Funny Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
March Jokes
- 2021 Final Four Basketball Jokes: What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (March Madness Jokes)
- 2021 Masters Golf Jokes: Why did the golfer have an extra pair of pants at the Masters?… In case he got a hole-in-one.
- April 22nd: 2021 Earth Day Jokes: California is looking to eradicate a once popular item. Apparently it was the last straw. (California Jokes)
June Jokes / Top 10 June Jokes
Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
2021 Summer Camp Jokes: 21 Funny Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
High School Graduation Jokes: I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes)
June 3rd: National Egg Day Jokes: I was going to tell you a joke about National Egg Day… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Egg Jokes)
June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
June 4th National Donut Day: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?…. A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes)
June 5th National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
June 8th World Oceans Day: 2021 World Oceans Day Jokes: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
June 14th Flag Day: 2021 Flag Day Jokes: 21 Funny Flag Day Jokes: Knock knock… Who’s there?… Razor… Razor who?… Razor flag, it’s Flag Day! (Barber Jokes)
June 15th: National Lobster Day 2021 National Lobster Day Jokes: 21 Funny Lobster Jokes: Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said “Lobster Tails: $2”.So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster… (Book Jokes & Maine Jokes)
June 20th 2021 Father’s Day Jokes: 21 Funny Father’s Day Jokes:
June 21st: Summer Solstice: 2021 Summer Solstice Jokes: 21 Funny Summer Jokes
June 21st World Music Day: 2021 World Music Day Jokes: 21 Funny Music Jokes: Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to? I like pop myself.” The other turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan!” (Earth Day Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
June 18th: 2021 National Sunglasses Day Jokes: 21 Funny Sunglasses Jokes: What does the sun drink out of?… Sunglasses.(Sun Jokes)
2021 Stanley Cup Finals Jokes: 21 Funny Hockey Jokes: Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player… His very first practice and he already had the Stanley Cup. (Hockey Jokes)
May 5th 2021 Cinco De Mayo Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
May 9th: 21 Funny Mother’s Day Jokes for 2021: Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
May 20th 21 World Bee Day Jokes for 2021: Did you know bees become indecisive after April 30th?… They become maybees. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Bee Jokes)
May 23rd 2021 World Turtle Day Jokes: 21 Turtle Jokes: What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids & Fall Jokes)
May 31st 21 Memorial Day Jokes for Memorial Day 2021: Top 10 Memorial Day Jokes: My great-grandfather fought with Napoleon, my grandfather fought with the French and my father fought with the Americans…. Your relatives couldn’t get along with anyone, could they? (Grandparent Jokes)
July Jokes for Kids & Top 10 July Jokes
- 2021 Tokyo Summer Olympics Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for? The Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- July 1st: 2021 Canada Day Jokes: 21 Funny Canada Day Jokes: How do the Blue Jays get ready for a game?… The worm-up! (Worm Jokes & Baseball Jokes)
- July 4th: 2021 4th of July Jokes: 21 Funny 4th of July Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock joke about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- 2021 Stanley Cup Finals Jokes: 21 Funny Hockey Jokes: What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Cupcake Jokes)
- July 14th: 2021 Bastille Day Jokes: 21 Funny Bastille Day Jokes: Why were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?… The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.
- Shark Week 2021: 21 Funny Shark Week Jokes: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
- July 18th: National Ice Cream Day 2021: 21 Funny National Ice Cream Day Jokes: What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
- July 21st: 2021 National Hot Dog Day Jokes: 21 Funny Hot Dog Jokes: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
- July 21st: 2021 National Junk Food Day: 21 Funny Junk Food Jokes: Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
August Jokes / Top 10 August Jokes
- 2021 Tokyo Summer Olympics Jokes: Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Woo… Woo, who?… What are you cheering for? The Summer Olympics in Tokyo? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- 2021 August Jokes: 21 Funny August Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
- 2021 Back to School Jokes: 21 Funny Back to School Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who is there?… Teddy!… Teddy who?… Teddy (today) is the first day of school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids & Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
- August 2nd: 2021 National Ice Cream Sandwich Day Jokes: 21: What kind of snack do you have during a scary movie?…. I scream (ice cream). (Field Trip Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
- August 3rd 2021 National Watermelon Day Jokes: 21 Funny National Watermelon Day Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
- August 4th 2021 National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day Jokes: 21 Funny Chocolate Chip Cookie Day Jokes: My grandmother bakes chocolate chip cookies the fastest… It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Grandparent Jokes)
- August 12th World Elephant Day: 2021 World Elephant Day Jokes: 21 Funny Elephant Jokes
- August 31st: International Bacon Day: 2021 International Bacon Day Jokes: 21 Funny Bacon Jokes: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Summer Camp Jokes)
September Jokes / Top 10 September Jokes / 101 September Jokes
- 2021 Back to School Jokes: 21 Funny Back to School Jokes: If the #2 pencil is the most popular in schools, why isn’t it #1? (Pencil Jokes for Kids)
- September 4th: 2021 World Beard Day Jokes: 21 Funny Beard Jokes: “I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.” Dad (Father’s Day Jokes)
- September 6th 2021 World Book Day Jokes: 21 Funny Book Jokes What’s a bees favorite novel?… The Great Gats-bee! (Bee Jokes)
- Monday September 6th 2021 Labor Day Jokes: 21 Funny Labor Day Jokes: Why are elephants always so broke?… They work for peanuts. (Elephant Jokes & Peanut Jokes)
- September 8th #StarTrekDay Star Trek Jokes 2021 Star Trek Day Jokes: 21 Funny Star Trek Jokes
- Sunday September 12th: Grandparents Day 2021 Grandparents Day Jokes: 21 Funny Grandparents Day Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram.
- September 17th: Constitution Day: 2021 Constitution Day Jokes: 21 Funny Constitution Day Jokes: How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions
- September 19th: Talk Like A Pirate Day: Talk Like A Pirate Day 2021: 21 Funny Pirate Day Jokes: What is a pirate’s favorite holiday?… AHRRRRR-bor Day! (Arbor Day Jokes)
- September 22nd: Fall 2021 Jokes: 21 Funny Fall Jokes: If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall. (Tree Jokes)
October Jokes / Top 10 October Jokes
- 2021 World Series Jokes: 21 Funny World Series Baseball Jokes
- October 4th: 2021 National Taco Day Jokes: 21 Funny Taco Jokes: Why can’t you trust a taco?… In case it spills the beans.
- October 5th: 2021 World Teachers Day: 21 Funny Teacher Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
- October 23rd: 2021 Mole Day Jokes: 21 Funny Mole Day Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
- October 26th: 2021 National Pumpkin Day Jokes: 21 Funny Pumpkin Jokes: I saw a beautiful pumpkin today…It was gourdeous.
- October 31st: 2021 Halloween Jokes: 21 Funny Halloween Jokes
November Jokes / Top 10 November Jokes
- November 2nd: 2021 Election Jokes: 21 Funny Election Jokes: What political party are most corn farmers and growers?… They are “corn” servative republic-corns. (Corn Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- November 7th 2021 Daylight Savings Jokes: What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
- November 11th 2021 Veterans Day Jokes: 21 Funny Veterans Day Jokes: What do you call a really high ranking snack?… A popcorn colonel. (Memorial Day Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
- November 25th 2021 Thanksgiving Jokes: 21 Funny Thanksgiving Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
- November 26th 2021 Black Friday Jokes: 21 Funny Black Friday Jokes: What would Gandalf have said if The Lord of the Rings been in a supermarket instead of Middle-Earth?… One ring to rule the mall. (Lord of the Rings Jokes)