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  1. What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Cupcake Jokes)
  2. What is the weather channel’s favorite NHL hockey team?… The Tampa Bay Lightning. ((Rain Jokes & Tampa Bay Jokes)
  3. Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player… His very first practice and he already had the Stanley Cup. (Hockey Jokes)
  4. What do a Stanley Cup hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
  5. What did the skeleton drive to the Stanley Cup game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
  6. What do you give a Stanley Cup hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
  7. Which Stanley Cup goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?… Both of them, a crossbar can’t jump! (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
  8. What do Stanley Cup hockey players like most about chess?… When they get to check the king.
  9. What the best way to get a Stanley Cup hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking.
  10. How does a Stanley Cuphockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  11. What do a Stanley Cup hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
  12. Old Stanley Cup hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal!
  13. What do you call a grumpy Stanley Cup hockey player?… No more, Mr. Ice guy!
  14. What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot. (Football Jokes)
  15. Where is the best place to shop for a Stanley Cup hockey shirt?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
  16. Why do Stanley Cup players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
  17. Why is the hockey rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
  18. What do you call a monkey that wins the Stanley Cup?… A chimpion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  19. Which are the best animals at hockey?… A score-pion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  20. What’s the difference between a Stanley Cup hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Boxing Jokes)
  21. Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Winter Jokes for Kids)
  22. Why is Cinderella so bad at hockey?… She had a pumpkin for a coach. (Disney Jokes for Kids)
  23. Why do Stanley Cup hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)