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- What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Cupcake Jokes)
- What is the weather channel’s favorite NHL hockey team?… The Tampa Bay Lightning. ((Rain Jokes & Tampa Bay Jokes)
- Recently found out that Stan Lee was an exceptional hockey player… His very first practice and he already had the Stanley Cup. (Hockey Jokes)
- What do a Stanley Cup hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks!
- What did the skeleton drive to the Stanley Cup game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)
- What do you give a Stanley Cup hockey player when he demands money?… A check.
- Which Stanley Cup goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar?… Both of them, a crossbar can’t jump! (Track and Field Jokes for Kids)
- What do Stanley Cup hockey players like most about chess?… When they get to check the king.
- What the best way to get a Stanley Cup hockey player into a bank?… Offer free checking.
- How does a Stanley Cuphockey player kiss?… He puckers up. (Valentine’s Day Jokes for Kids)
- What do a Stanley Cup hockey team (insert name) and the Titanic have in common?… They both look good until they hit the ice!
- Old Stanley Cup hockey players never die, they just achieve their final goal!
- What do you call a grumpy Stanley Cup hockey player?… No more, Mr. Ice guy!
- What is the hardest foot to buy a hockey skate for?… A square foot. (Football Jokes)
- Where is the best place to shop for a Stanley Cup hockey shirt?… New Jersey. (Geography Jokes for Kids)
- Why do Stanley Cup players never sweat?… They have too many fans!
- Why is the hockey rink hot after the game?… Because all the fans have left.
- What do you call a monkey that wins the Stanley Cup?… A chimpion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Which are the best animals at hockey?… A score-pion. (Animal Jokes for Kids)
- What’s the difference between a Stanley Cup hockey game and a boxing match?… In a hockey game, the fights are real. (Boxing Jokes)
- Why are the Buffalo Sabres like grizzly bears?… Every fall they go into hibernation. (Winter Jokes for Kids)
- Why is Cinderella so bad at hockey?… She had a pumpkin for a coach. (Disney Jokes for Kids)
- Why do Stanley Cup hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Cake Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)