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More Star Trek Jokes…

  1. What was the Christmas tree’s favorite thing about Star Trek?… The Captain’s log. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  2. What does a Romulan frog use for camouflage?…  A croaking device. 
  3. Why don’t the Borg go to prison?…  Because they obey the Lore! 
  4. Why did the Borg cross the road?… Because it assimilated the chicken! 
  5. Have you heard the new Klingon army motto?  Join the Klingon army. Visit exotic planets, meet interesting people, and kill them! 
  6. Where do the Borg eat fast food?… At their local Borger King!
  7. Why was Star Trek so successful?… It had good Genes. 
  8. How many ears does Picard have?…  Three. A right ear. A left ear. And a final front ear. 
  9. What is Captain Picards biggest pet peeve? … When the crew replaces his dilithium crystals with Folgers crystals. 
  10. What do you call it when that Strategic Operations Officer on DS9 runs as fast as he can?… Worf Speed. 
  11. Did you hear that the crew of the Enterprise is getting married?…  They have engaged the Borg. :
  12. How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?… ONE HUNDRED FIFTY_ONE: One to screw the light bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace. 
  13. How many Vulcans does it take to screw in a light bulb?…  Approximately 1.00000000000000000000000000000000 
  14. How many Borg does it take to change a light-bulb?…  All of them! 
  15. How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?  TWO: One to screw it in, and one to stab the other in the back and take all of the credit. 
  16. How many Klingons does it take to change a lightbulb?  NONE: Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark.
  17. What do the Klingons do with the dead bulb?…  Execute it for failure. 
  18. What is Commander Rikers favorite hobby?…  Sewing, because the captain says “Make it so”. 
  19. What do the Klingons do with the Klingon who replaces the bulb?… Execute him for cowardice. 
  20. Have you read the book “The Positronic Brain”?…  It’s by: Anne Droid 
  21. Have you read the book “Chekov: The Navigator”?… It’s by: I. Kiptin 
  22. What did one Borg say to one another right before their ship was destroyed in sector zero zero one?…  Hoisted by our own Picard. 
  23. Did you hear about the new uniform making machine on the Enterprise?…  Piccard told Riker to “Make it sew, Number One.” 
  24. How do you get a one-armed Klingon out of a tree?… Wave to him. 
  25. What did the first officer answer when Picard asked “Why did you let Troi win at poker?”  “Because I Riker.” 
  26. What is Thomas Riker’s dating philosophy?…  “If at first you don’t succeed, try Troi again.” 
  27. Why can’t Klingon kids play in sandboxes?…  Cats keep trying to cover them up. 
  28. What did Worf say when small ice asteroids began hitting the Enterprise hull?…  “Captain, we are being hailed.” 
  29. Did you hear about the Federation weapons expert?…  He never forgets a phaser. 
  30. What are eyeglasses called on Vulcan?… Spocktacles 
  31. Why did the Klingon cross the road?… To conuer the other side.