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- Jackson is 32 years old and he is still single. One day a friend asked, “Why aren’t you married? Can’t you find a woman who will be a good wife?” Fred replied, “Actually, I’ve found many women I wanted to marry, but when I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them.” His friend thinks for a moment and says, “I’ve got the perfect solution, just find a girl who’s just like your mother.” A few months later they meet again and his friend says, “Did you find the perfect girl? Did your mother like her?” With a frown on his face, Fred answers, “Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. You were right, my mother liked her very much.” The friend said, “Then what’s the problem?” Fred replied, “My father doesn’t like her.” (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- Son: I think my mom’s getting serious about straightening up my room once and for all. Dad: How do you know? Son: She’s learning to drive a bulldozer. (Mother’s Day Jokes)
- When does a dad joke become a dad joke?… When it becomes apparent. (Grammar Jokes)
- After Graduating from High School, A son moves away from home to study at University. One of his letters home reads: Dear Father, University i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply ¢an’t think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you. Love, Your $on. After receiving his son’s letter, the father immediately replies by sending a letter back. Dear Son, I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep evpen an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh. Love, Dad (Graduation Jokes)
- What is the official dessert of Father’s Day?… a “pop” sicle. (Summer Jokes for Kids / Ice Cream Jokes / Popsicle Jokes for Kids)
- Son: For $20, I’ll be good…Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing.
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (Star Wars Jokes & Farming Jokes)
- What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son. (Funny Animal Jokes for Kids)
- Where does Princess Leia shop for Father’s Day?… At the Darth Maul. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- Little Johnny’s father gives him $50 to buy some fireworks for new year. When he returns, they try a couple but none of them worked “Johnny, where did you get these fireworks? None of them work” “Strange, when I was on my way back, I tried them all and they worked just fine.” (Fireworks Jokes)
- It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. “Let’s try to make this look natural “she said. “Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder.” The father answered, “If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?” (Graduation Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a lineman’s kids?… Chips off the old blocker. (Football Jokes)
- What did the sweet potato say to Luke Skywalker?… I Yam your father! (May the 4th Be With You Jokes & Dad Jokes)
- Teacher: Please use the words “letter carrier” in a sentence. Student: Yes, ma’am. “My dad said that after seeing how many things my mom was bringing on vacation, he would rather letter carrier own luggage.” (Teacher Jokes)
- A Father’s Day book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson.
- What did baby corn say to mama corn?… Where’s popcorn? (Popcorn Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a dad who spent all day at the beach?… A Tangent. (Math Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
- What did the father rope say to his child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
- Do dads always snore?… No, only when they are asleep! (Napping Jokes for Kids)
- Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy (Mole Day Jokes & Father’s Day Quotes)
- What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?… A list of everything I want! (Christmas Jokes)