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Top 10 Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia & Answers

  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  2. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  3. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history.  (Reindeer Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  4. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  5. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  6. Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  7. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Star Wars Jokes)
  8. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
  9. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  10. Knock knockWho’s there?… Irish... Irish who?… Irish you a Merry Christmas! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
  11. What is Clarence’s (It’s a Wonderful Life) favorite baseball team?… The Angels! (Baseball Jokes)
  12. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you! (Reindeer Jokes)
  13. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
  14. What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Dog Jokes)
  15. What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Idaho Jokes)
  16. What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  17. What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Dog Jokes)
  18. Who brings presents to lobsters?… Santa Claws! (Lobster Jokes)
  19. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?… There’s Noel! (Teacher Jokes & Top 10 Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  20. What is a basketball player’s favorite Christmas song?… “Oh Christmas Three, Oh Christmas Three!” (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jokes)
  21. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  22. A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.
  23. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  24. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!(Reindeer Jokes)
  25. What would you call an elf who just has won the lottery?…Welfy. (Elf Jokes)
  26. How does Christmas Day end?… With the letter ‘Y’!
  27. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes Elf Jokes)
  28. What is Rudolph’s favorite NBA basketball team?… The Milwaukee Bucks. (Basketball Jokes & Wisconsin Jokes)
  29. Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?… The dictionary! (Christmas Jokes)
  30. What comes before Christmas Eve?… Christmas Adam. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  31. If an athlete gets athlete’s foot, what does an astronaut get?…Missile Toe. (Top 10 Sports Jokes)
  32. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top 10 Karate Jokes)
  33. Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Music Jokes)
  34. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Murray… Murray who?… Murray Christmas, one and all! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  35. How do you know when Santa’s in the room?… You can sense his presents.
  36. What do you call an outlaw who steals gift wrapping from the rich to give to the poor?… Ribbon Hood.
  37. Elves use what kind of money?… Jingle bills! (Elf Jokes)
  38. How do elves greet each other?… “Small world, isn’t it?” (Elf Jokes) & Disney Jokes)
  39. How is the American flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (American Revolution Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  40. What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?… “Santa Jaws!” (Shark Jokes)
  41. What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas Advent Calendar?… He got 25 days! (Police Jokes)
  42. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Reindeer Jokes & Knight Jokes)
  43. What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?… A list of everything I want! (Mother’s Day Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  44. What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells, jungle bells …  (Tarzan Jokes for Kids & Music Jokes)
  45. Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?… Comet stayed home to clean the sink. (Reindeer Jokes)
  46. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  47. A book never written: “What Did I Do Wrong THIS Year?” by Kole N. Stocking.
  48. What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  49. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?… Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! (Reindeer Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  50. A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  51. What do fish sing during winter?… Christmas corals. (Music Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  52. What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?… Ribbon Hood. (Archery Jokes)
  53. How did the ornament get addicted to Christmas?… He was hooked on trees his whole life. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  54. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive, who?… Olive the other reindeer. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
  55. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  56. Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’? (Elf Jokes)
  57. What woulWhat would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink?… Ground Nog Day! (Groundhog Day Jokes)
  58. What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?…  Tinsel-itis! (Doctor Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  59. Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes / Christmas Eve Jokes / Snowman Jokes)
  60. Why are Santa’s deers always wet?… Because they’re reindeers!
  61. What two countries should the chef use when he’s making Christmas dinner?… Turkey and Greece. (World Geography Jokes)
  62. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman. (Snowman Jokes)
  63. Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy. (Cookie Jokes)
  64. Why does Scrooge love reindeer so much?… Because every single buck is dear to him! (Reindeer Jokes)
  65. Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store. (Reindeer Jokes)
  66. What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  67. What’s the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who! (Music Jokes)
  68. What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?… The Santameter! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  69. Where do Christmas plants go when they want to become movie stars?… Holly-wood! (California Jokes)
  70. What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?… “‘Tis the season to be jelly!” (Peanut Butter Jokes)
  71. What do sheep say to shepherds at Christmastime?… “Season’s bleatings!” (Sheep Jokes)
  72. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?… Crisp Pringles!
  73. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite track & field event?… North Pole-vaulting! (Track & Field Jokes)
  74. Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?… Because it would say, “Baaaaahh humbug!” (Lamb Jokes)
  75. Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them! (Reindeer Jokes)
  76. What Do You Sing At An Elf’s Birthday Party?… Freeze A Jolly Good Fellow! (Elf Jokes / Music Jokes / Birthday Jokes)
  77. What cars do elves drive?… A toy Yoda. (Star Wars Jokes & Car Jokes)
  78. How did Scrooge win the football game?… The ghost of Christmas passed. (Football Jokes)
  79. What is Santa’s primary language?… North Polish. (World Geography Jokes)
  80. Why did they couple get hitched on the 24 of December?… So they could have a married Christmas. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Christmas Eve Jokes)
  81. What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?… Yule-Tide.
  82. What carol is heard in the desert?… O camel ye faithful! (Music Jokes)
  83. What’s Santa’s favorite song by the Ramones?… Blitzen-krieg Bop. (Music Jokes)
  84. Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best?… Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone. (Music Jokes)
  85. What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?… Santapplause! (Elf Jokes)
  86. What has four legs, a shiny nose, and fought for England?… Rudolph the Redcoat Reindeer! (Reindeer Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  87. What did the generous mole say when his friends crashed his Christmas Eve party?… The mole the merrier! (Mole Day Jokes / Christmas Trivia / Christmas Eve Jokes)
  88. What did the reindeer say to the football player?… “Your Blitzen days are over!” (Reindeer Jokes & Football Jokes)
  89. How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?… “Fleece Navidad!” (Music Jokes & Sheep Jokes)
  90. Why does Santa go down the chimney?… Because it soots him!
  91. What did the pepper say on its holiday card?… “Season’s greetings.”
  92. What does Santa say at the start of a race?… Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho! (Track & Field Jokes)
  93. What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve?… Sandy Claws. (Christmas Eve Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  94. Knock knock…Who’s there?… Hannah…. Hannah who?… Hannah partridge in a pear tree! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & Music Jokes) Tree Jokes
  95. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Dexter… Dexter, who?… Dexter halls with boughs of holly. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  96. What type of cars do elves drive?… Toy-otas. (Car Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  97. Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?… St. Nickel-less
  98. How can you tell a family doesn’t celebrate Christmas?… The lights are on, but nobody’s a gnome.
  99. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?… RUDEolph. (Reindeer Jokes)
  100. What do you call an elf who sings?… A wrapper! (Elf Jokes & Music Jokes)
  101. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?… A rebel without a Claus.
  102. What do you call a bankrupt Santa?… Saint Nickel-less.
  103. Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?… It needed to be trimmed. (Barber Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  104. What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?… Present. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  105. What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on his wife’s health insurance?… A dependent Claus.
  106. Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?… Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe. (Reindeer Jokes)
  107. What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?… A Holly Davidson.
  108. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?… Santa Clues! (Police Jokes)
  109. When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?… Sandy Claus. (Summer Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  110. Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank. (Winter Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  111. How does Rudolph know when Christmas is coming?…He looks at his calen-”deer”! (Reindeer Jokes)
  112. Which elf was the best singer?… ELFis Presley. (Elf Jokes)
  113. Why the turkey was asked to join the band by elves?… because he had the drum sticks! (Elf Jokes & Turkey Jokes)
  114. What is a ghost’s favorite Christmas Song?… I’ll have a boo Christmas without you! (Ghost Jokes & Music Jokes)
  115. What did the big angel say to the little angel on Christmas Eve?…Halo there! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  116. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?… Krisp Cringle.
  117. What did the Christmas tree say to the ornament?… “Aren’t you tired of hanging around?” (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  118. What do you call a greedy elf?… Elfish. (Elf Jokes)
  119. Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?… Because the present’s beneath them. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  120. What do road crews use at the North Pole?… Snow cones! (Snow Jokes)
  121. What is the cleanest reindeer called?… Comet. (Reindeer Jokes)
  122. What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?…  “Baaaa humbug!” (Sheep Jokes)
  123. What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?… Santa Claws.
  124. How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?… His sleigh is flown by raindeer. (Reindeer Jokes)
  125. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pizza…. Pizza, who?… Pizza on earth, good will toward men! (Pizza Jokes & Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  126. What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?… The Finch Who Stole Christmas. (Bird Jokes)
  127. Friend: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year? Other Friend: I haven’t decided yet. Friend: What did you give him last year? Other Friend: The measles. (Doctor Jokes)
  128. When Santa doesn’t move then what he should be called?… Santa Pause.
  129. One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”His wife asked, “How do you know?”“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes & Viking Jokes)
  130. What’s white, red and blue at Christmas time?… A sad candy cane! (Psychology Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  131. What do you call a snowman at a July Summer Camp?… A puddle. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / July Jokes / Snowman Jokes)
  132. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Daylight Saving Jokes)
  133. Where do snowmen keep their money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
  134. What do elves do after school?… Their gnome work! (Elf jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  135. Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  136. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  137. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  138. Where do polar bears vote?… The North Poll! (World Geography Jokes & Election Jokes)
  139. What Christmas carol is a favorite of parents?… Silent Night. (Music Jokes)
  140. Why did the candy cane cross the road?… Because it wanted to get a licking! (Candy Jokes)
  141. What do cows say at Christmas?… MOOey Christmas! (Cow Jokes)
  142. Why are Christmas trees such bad knitters?… They are always dropping their needles. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  143. Why do mummies like Christmas so much?… Because of all the wrapping! (Mummy Jokes)
  144. What goes in a chimney red and comes out of it black?… Santa Claus.
  145. What is invisible and smells like milk and cookies?… Santa’s burps! (Cookie Jokes)
  146. What do you get if you cross Santa Claus with a duck?… A Christmas Quacker! (Duck Jokes)
  147. Why is a reindeer like a gossip?… Because they are both tail bearers! (Reindeer Jokes)
  148. Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?… Because they would look silly in plastic macs! (Reindeer Jokes)
  149. What did the apple say after Christmas dinner?… Good-pie everyone. (Apple Pie Jokes)
  150. Where do you find reindeer?… It depends on where you leave them! (Reindeer Jokes)
  151. Knock Knock…Who’s there?…Avery…Avery who?…Avery merry Christmas! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  152. Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?… Because the angel had said, “No L!”
  153. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?… You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
  154. What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Christmas Jokes / Cat Jokes)
  155. What happens to elves when they behave naughty?… Santa gives them the sack. (Elf Jokes)
  156. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?… He had no-body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
  157. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?… A Mince Spy! (Pie Jokes)
  158. What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’?… Santa walking backwards! (Walking Jokes)
  159. What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner?… Grave-y. (Cemetery Jokes)
  160. Why did Santa go to the doctor?… Because of his bad “elf”! (Doctor Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  161. What is a skunks favorite Christmas song?… Jingle smells! (Music Jokes)
  162. What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
  163. What never eats at Christmas dinner?… The turkey – it’s stuffed. (Turkey Jokes)
  164. What are the best books to read during the holidays?… The Lord of the Five Golden Rings, No Country for Old Menorahs, For Whom the Jingle Bells Toll, 
  165. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?… Santa Klutz!
  166. Where does Santa stay when he is on holiday?… At a Ho-ho-ho-tel. (Travel Blogs)
  167. What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May?… A puddle! (May Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  168. Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school?… He was elf taught. (Reindeer Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  169. What is a librarian’s favorite Christmas song?… Silent Night. (Music Jokes & Library Jokes )
  170. What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?… An elfcicle! (Elf Jokes)
  171. What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride?… Holly Davidson.
  172. What do you call an old snowman?… Water. (Snowman Jokes)
  173. Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?… Because he is so cool! (Snowman Jokes)
  174. When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.” (Snowman Jokes)
  175. What did the snowman order at the fast food restaurant?… An ice burger with chili sauce. (Snowman Jokes)
  176. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite. (Snowman Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  177. What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Snowman Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  178. Where do you find chili beans?… At the north pole! (World Geography Jokes)
  179. Knock knock…Who’s there?…Snow…Snow who?… Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & Snow Jokes)
  180. How does a snowman get to work?… By icicle (Snowman Jokes& Bike Jokes)
  181. What do snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren. (Snowman Jokes)
  182. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes)
  183. What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Christmas Jokes for Kids & Cat Jokes)
  184. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  185. How do you lift a frozen car?… With a Jack Frost. (Car Jokes)
  186. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Snowman Jokes)
  187. Which reindeer has the cleanest antlers?…Comet! (Reindeer Jokes)
  188. How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Snowman Jokes)
  189. Where the snowman does dances on?…A snow ball! (Snowman Jokes)
  190. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you. (Snowman Jokes)
  191. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Halloween Jokes)
  192. How is a flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  193. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes)
  194. What is for lunch on Christmas Day for snowmen?… Icebergers!
  195. What’s red, white and blue?… Our flag, of course. And a sad candy cane! (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
  196. What do you have in December that you don’t have in any other month?… The letter “D”! (December Jokes)
  197. What do you call a high school / elementary student who is afraid of Santa Claus?…Claustrophobic. (Top Psychology Jokes & Psychology Lessons for High School Teachers)
  198. What snowmen wear on the Christmas Eve?… Ice caps. (Snowman Jokes& Christmas Eve Jokes)
  199. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Snowman Jokes & World Geography Jokes)
  200. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
  201. How do sheep in Mexico greet Merry Christmas?…Fleece Navidad! (World Geography Jokes)
  202. How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?… A merry Christmas to ewe. (Sheep Jokes)
  203. What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?… Black mail! (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  204. What do you call a cat at the beach during Christmastime?… Sandy Claws! (Cat Jokes)
  205. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you! (Reindeer Jokes)
  206. What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?… It’s Christmas, Eve!
  207. Who delivers cat’s Christmas presents?… Santa Paws! (Cat Jokes)
  208. How do you make a slow reindeer fast?… Don’t feed it! (Reindeer Jokes)
  209. Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney?… Because it soots him.
  210. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snow business like show business!
  211. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder! (Snowman Jokes)
  212. What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
  213. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball! (Snowman Jokes)
  214. How do you know when there is a snowman in your bed?… You wake up wet! (Snowman Jokes)
  215. What do you get if cross a snowman and a shark?… Frost bite! (Snowman Jokes)
  216. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo! (Cow Jokes)
  217. What’s white and goes up?… A confused snowflake! (Snow Jokes)
  218. Who gives presents to baby sharks?… Santa Jaws. (Shark Jokes)
  219. What did the monkey sing on Christmas day?… Jungle bells, Jungle bells… (Music Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
  220. Knock knock... Who’s there?… Mary and Abbey... Mary and Abbey who?… Mary Christmas and Abbey New Year! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  221. Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?… Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy! (Elf Jokes & Disney Jokes)
  222. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?… Because he wanted to see time fly! (Daylight Saving Jokes)
  223. What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?… Santa’s shadow!
  224. What did Santa say Mrs. Claus to when he looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  225. Did you hear about the fire cracker’s Christmas Eve party?… It was a BANG! (Fireworks Jokes)
  226. What is the difference between the alphabet and the Christmas alphabet?…The Christmas alphabet has no L (noel) (26 Lessons: Letter of the Week)
  227. How is the alphabet different on Christmas than any other day?… On Christmas, it has Noel.
  228. What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  229. What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?… Crisp Kringle.
  230. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?… The elf-abet. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers & Elf Jokes)
  231. What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?… Crisp Cringle! (Fast Food Jokes)
  232. What kind of bug hates Christmas?… A humbug.
  233. What does Santa clean his sleigh with?… Comet. (Reindeer Jokes)
  234. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?… Claustrophobia! (Psychology Jokes)
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  236. Why did Santa’s helper see the doctor?…Because he had a low “elf” esteem!
  237. What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?… A Holly Davidson!
  238. What do you call a dog who works for Santa?… Santa Paws!
  239. What do you call Father Christmas in the beach?… Sandy Clause!
  240. What did the sea Say to Santa?… Nothing! It just waved!
  241. What’s Boba Fett’s favourite Christmas tune?… Jango bells, Jango bells, Jango all the way! (Christmas Jokes for Kids)
  242. What do you call a bankrupt Santa?… Saint Nickel-less!
  243. How long do a reindeers legs have to be?… Long enough so they can touch the ground!
  244. What do elves eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes!
  245. What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling?… An elfcicle! 
  246. Where do Santa’s reindeer stop for coffee?… Star-bucks
  247. What type of Shoes does Santa wear when he travels on a train?… Platforms!
  248. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?… Horn-aments!
  249. Who is the Music Elf’s favorite reindeer?… Dancer!
  250. What do elves post on Social Media?… Elf-ies!
  251. Why don’t reindeer like picnics?… Because of all their ant-lures!
  252. Where do Santa’s workers go when they are in need of counseling?… An elf-help group.
  253. What’s a dinosaur’s least favorite reindeer?… Comet!
  254. What happened to the turkey at Christmas?… It got gobbled!
  255. Why did Frosty’s fiancée leave him?… He got the wrong kind of ice on the ring. 
  256. What’s the worst kind of weather you can get on Christmas Eve?… Acid raindeer. (Christmas Eve Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
  257. What carol is heard in the desert?… O camel ye faithful!
  258. What are the best Christmas sweaters made from?… Fleece Navidad!
  259. Why do cats take so long to wrap presents?… They want them to be purr-fect!
  260. What do you call Rudolph with lots of snow in his ears?… Anything you want, he can’t hear you!
  261. What’s green, covered in tinsel and goes ribbet ribbet?… Mistle-toad!
  262. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Holly Holly who?… Holly-days are here again!
  263. What’s the name of the one horse in “Jingle Bells”?… Bob. (Bells on Bob’s tail ring!)
  264. What is the most competitive season?… Win-ter!
  265. What type of key do you need for a Nativity play?… A don-key!
  266. What do sheep say at Christmas?… Wool-tide Bleatings! or A Merry Christmas to Ewe!
  267. What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?… Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
  268. Why is everyone so thirsty at the north pole?… No well, no well!
  269. What’s the best thing to put into a Christmas Cake?… Your teeth!
  270. What do you get if you cross a bell with a skunk?… Jingle Smells!
  271. What did the beaver say to the Christmas Tree?… Nice gnawing you!
  272. What did one snowman say to the other?… I couldn’t hear them, so I have snow-idea!
  273. Why was the snowman rummaging in the bag of carrots?… He was picking his nose!
  274. What’s the most popular Christmas wine?… ‘I don’t like Brussels sprouts!’
  275. What athlete is warmest in winter?… A long jumper!
  276. What do you get when you cross a pine cone and a polar bear?… A fur tree!
  277. Why wouldn’t the cat climb the Christmas tree?… It was afraid of the bark.
  278. Why didn’t the rope get any Christmas presents?… It was knotty!
  279. What does the Grinch do with a baseball bat? Hits a gnome and runs.
  280. Why did Frosty ask for a divorce? His wife was a total flake.
  281. How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit? Nurse them back to elf.
  282. What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs? Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
  283. What do you call a scary looking reindeer? A cariboo.
  284. Why don’t crabs celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish.
  285. What do you call Santa when he takes a break? Santa Pause.
  286. Why is Santa kind of scared of chimneys? Because he’s so claus-trophobic.
  287. What part of the body do you only see around Christmas?… The mistletoe.
  288. What do you call a snowman that can walk? Snow-mobile.
  289. What do hip-hop artists do on Christmas? Unwrap.
  290. What do golfers get in their stockings?… Silly putty!
  291. Why wouldn’t Ebenezer Scrooge eat at the pasta restaurant?… It cost a pretty penne!
  292. Why did nobody bid for Donner and Blitzen on eBay?… They were two deer!
  293. Why don’t you ever see Father Christmas in hospital?… Because he has private elf care!
  294. How is Drake like an elf?… He spends all his time wrapping!
  295. Which Christmas carol do dogs like best?… Bark the Herald Angels Sing!
  296. Which worm’s make the best gift wrappers?… Scotch tape-worms. (Worm Jokes)
  297. Which one of Santa’s reindeer has the best moves at the reindeer prom?… Dancer!
  298. What does Santa spend his wages on?… Jingle bills!
  299. Where would you find a Christmas tree?… Between a Christmas two and a Christmas four! 
  300. What did one cranberry say to another at Christmas?… Tis the season to be jelly!
  301. What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber!
  302. How did Scrooge end up with the football?… The ghost of Christmas passed!!
  303. What did the snowman say to the robin?… I have snow idea!
  304. What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow!
  305. What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever!
  306. Why doesn’t Santa eat junk food?… Because it’s bad for your elf!
  307. Where would you find snowmen dancing?… At a snowball!
  308. What did the ghost say to Santa?… We’ll have a boo Christmas without you! (Ghost Jokes)
  309. What did the reindeer say to the elf?… Nothing…reindeer can’t talk! 
  310. What did one Christmas tree decoration say to the other?… Let’s hang out!
  311. What do you call Santa when he’s on a tea break?… Santa Pause!
  312. Doctor, doctor! I’m scared of Father Christmas!… You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia!
  313. What does Santa use to bake cakes?… Elf-raising flour.
  314. What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?… They both have sandy claws. (Cat Jokes)
  315. What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?… Crisp Pringles.
  316. What do you call Santa’s helpers?… Subordinate Clauses.
  317. What do you call a Christmas rom-com about bread?…  Loaf Actually!
  318. How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?… He uses Comet.
  1. What do you call a blind reindeer? I have no eye deer.
  2. What do you call a blind reindeer with no legs? Still, no eye deer.