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  1. How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house. (Reindeer Jokes)
  2. Why did Santa go to a psychiatrist?… He no longer believed in himself. (Psychology Jokes)
  3. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Flower Jokes)
  4. What goes “oh oh oh”?… Santa walking backwards.
  5. Why does Santa have to be extra careful with his health around Christmas Eve?… It’s flue season. (Christmas Eve Jokes)
  6. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  7. What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?… Present. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  8. What is Santa’s favorite place to deliver presents?… Idaho-ho-ho! (Idaho Jokes & Santa Jokes)
  9. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
  10. Who brings presents to lobsters?… Santa Claws! (Lobster Jokes)
  11. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  12. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
  13. What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Dog Jokes)
  14. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top 10 Karate Jokes)
  15. How do you know when Santa’s in the room?… You can sense his presents.
  16. What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’?… Santa walking backwards! (Walking Jokes)
  17. How is the American flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (American Revolution Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  18. What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?… “Santa Jaws!” (Shark Jokes)
  19. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Reindeer Jokes & Knight Jokes)
  20. Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?… Comet stayed home to clean the sink. (Reindeer Jokes)
  21. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?… Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! (Reindeer Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  22. Why did Santa bring 22 reindeer to Walmart?… Because what he wanted to buy cost around 20 bucks, but just in case it was more, he brought some extra doe. (Reindeer Jokes)
  23. What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?… A Holly Davidson.
  24. What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?… The Santameter! (Math Jokes for Kids)
  25. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?… Crisp Pringles!
  26. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite track & field event?… North Pole-vaulting! (Track & Field Jokes)
  27. What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?… Santa Clues! (Police Jokes)
  28. When Santa is on the beach what do the elves call him?… Sandy Claus. (Summer Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  29. What do you call Santa when he goes down a chimney with a fire at the bottom?… Krisp Cringle.
  30. Where does Santa stay when he is on holiday?… At a Ho-ho-ho-tel. (Travel Blogs)
  31. Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  32. What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?… Santa Claws.
  33. Where do Santa Claus and the elves keep their money?… In a snow bank. (Winter Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  34. How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?… His sleigh is flown by raindeer. (Reindeer Jokes)
  35. What is Santa’s primary language?… North Polish. (World Geography Jokes)
  36. What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?… Yule-Tide.
  37. Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best?… Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone. (Music Jokes)
  38. What do the elves call it when Father Christmas claps his hands at the end of a play?… Santapplause! (Elf Jokes)
  39. What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve?… Sandy Claws. (Christmas Eve Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  40. What do you call a kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?… A rebel without a Claus.
  41. Why are Santa’s deers always wet?… Because they’re reindeers!
  42. What does Santa say at the start of a race?… Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho! (Track & Field Jokes)
  43. What do you call Kris Kringle when he goes on his wife’s health insurance?… A dependent Claus.
  44. Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?… St. Nickel-less
  45. What did Santa say when the reindeer were being sassy?… “Don’t be RUDE-olph!” (Reindeer Jokes)
  46. Why did Santa go to the doctor?… Because of his bad “elf”! (Doctor Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  47. What happens to elves when they behave naughty?… Santa gives them the sack. (Elf Jokes)
  48. What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Christmas Jokes / Cat Jokes)