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  1. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  2. What do you say to Santa when he’s taking attendance at school?… Present. (Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
  3. “Why didn’t Rudolph get a good report card?”… “Because he went down in History.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  4. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes)
  5. How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?… There’s Noel! (Teacher Jokes)
  6. Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  7. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  8. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?… The elf-abet. (Elf Jokes)
  9. What do elves teach in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes Elf Jokes)
  10. What do elves do after school?… Their gnome work! (Elf jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  11. Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Teacher Jokes)

More Christmas Jokes…

  1. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho!
  2. What is the best Christmas present in the world?… A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes)
  3. Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Music Jokes)
  4. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?… Nothing, it was on the house!
  5. What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
  6. What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
  7. Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Psychology Jokes / High School Psychology Lessons / Elf Jokes)
  8. What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes)
  9. What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes)
  10. What do reindeer say before telling a joke?… This one will sleigh you! (Reindeer Jokes)
  11. Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners?… Rude-olph!(Reindeer Jokes)
  12. What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet! (Back to School Jokes)
  13. Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top 10 Karate Jokes)
  14. A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.
  15. What are you giving Mom and Dad for Christmas?… A list of everything I want!
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Murray… Murray who?… Murray Christmas, one and all! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  17. What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Christmas Jokes / Cat Jokes)
  18. How is the American flag like Santa Claus?… They both hang out at the pole! (American Revolution Jokes & Flag Day Jokes)
  19. What do you call a shark that delivers toys at Christmas?… “Santa Jaws!” (Shark Jokes)
  20. Did you know Santa had only eight reindeer last Christmas?… Comet stayed home to clean the sink. (Reindeer Jokes)
  21. What do you call a snowman at a July Summer Camp?… A puddle. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / July Jokes / Snowman Jokes)
  22. What does Tarzan sing at Christmas?… Jungle bells, jungle bells …  (Tarzan Jokes for Kids & Music Jokes)
  23. What does a grumpy sheep say at Christmas?…  “Baaaa humbug!” (Sheep Jokes)
  24. One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”His wife asked, “How do you know?”“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes & Viking Jokes)
  25. What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?… They both have sandy claws. (Cat Jokes)
  26. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Daylight Saving Jokes)
  27. What’s Santa’s dog’s name?… Santa Paws! (Dog Jokes)
  28. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Pizza…. Pizza, who?… Pizza on earth, good will toward men! (Pizza Jokes & Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  29. What is a bird’s favorite Christmas story?… The Finch Who Stole Christmas. (Bird Jokes)
  30. Where do snowmen keep their money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
  31. Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?… Because the present’s beneath them. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  32. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  33. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (Winter Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  34. What do you get if you cross an iPad with a Christmas tree?… A pineapple! (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  35. A book never written: “How to Decorate a Tree” by Orna Ment. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  36. Friend: What are you going to give your little brother for Christmas this year? Other Friend: I haven’t decided yet. Friend: What did you give him last year? Other Friend: The measles. (Doctor Jokes)
  37. What has a jolly laugh, brings you presents and scratches up your furniture?… Santa Claws.
  38. What do road crews use at the North Pole?… Snow cones! (Snow Jokes)
  39. Where do polar bears vote?… The North Poll! (World Geography Jokes & Election Jokes)
  40. Teacher: Define claustrophobia. Student: Fear of Santa Claus? (Psychology Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
  41. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Olive… Olive, who?… Olive the other reindeer. (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
  42. How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?… His sleigh is flown by raindeer. (Reindeer Jokes)
  43. What do elves do after school?… Their gnome work! (Elf jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  44. Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history.  (Reindeer Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
  45. What’s the difference between Santa’s reindeer and a knight?… One slays the dragon, and the other’s draggin’ the sleigh. (Reindeer Jokes & Knight Jokes)
  46. What do fish sing during winter?… Christmas corals. (Music Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  47. Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Star Wars Jokes)
  48. When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.” (Snowman Jokes)
  49. What is a Christmas tree’s favorite candy?… Ornamints. (Candy Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
  50. “Does Santa Claus refer to his elves as ‘subordinate clauses’?” (Elf Jokes)
  51. What do you get when you eat Christmas ornaments?…  Tinsel-itis! (Doctor Jokes& Christmas Tree Jokes)
  52. What do you get when you cross a snowman and a dog?… Frostbite. (Snowman Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  53. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman. (Snowman Jokes)
  54. What do you call a greedy elf?… Elfish.
  55. What happens to elves when they behave naughty?… Santa gives them the sack. (Elf Jokes)
  56. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?… He had no-body to go with. (Skeleton Jokes)
  57. What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Snowman Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  58. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?… A Mince Spy! (Pie Jokes)
  59. What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’?… Santa walking backwards! (Walking Jokes)
  60. What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner?… Grave-y. (Cemetery Jokes)
  61. What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?… Claustrophobia! (Psychology Jokes)
  62. What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas Advent Calendar?… He got 25 days! (Police Jokes)
  63. What is a skunks favorite Christmas song?… Jingle smells! (Music Jokes)
  64. What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)