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  1. Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?… To the mewseum. (Field Trip Jokes for Kids)
  2. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show?… A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! (Dog Jokes)
  3. What is the cat’s favorite TV show?… The evening mews!
  4. What cat said, “The British are coming! The British are coming!”?… Paw Revere. (American Revolution Jokes)
  5. What is smarter than a talking cat?… A spelling bee! (Bee Jokes / 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
  6. What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve?… Sandy Claws. (Christmas Eve Jokes & Cat Jokes)
  7. What does a cat like to eat on his birthday?… Mice cream and cake! (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Ice Cream Jokes)
  8. What do you get when you dip a kitten in chocolate?… A Kitty Kat bar! (Candy Jokes)
  9. What do you call a cat on a summer camp field trip to the beach?…. Sandy claws. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / Christmas Jokes / Cat Jokes)
  10. What is a cat’s favorite color?… Purrrple!
  11. What do you call a cat in a station wagon?… A car-pet!
  12. What do you get when you cross a black cat with a lemon?…. sour-puss (Halloween Jokes)
  13. What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?… Purrr-suasive.
  14. Do you want to hear a bad cat joke?’.. Just kitten.
  15. What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?… Sandy Claws! (Top Holiday Jokes / Top Winter Jokes / Christmas Trivia)
  16. Why don’t cats like online Christmas shopping?… They prefer a cat-alogue. (Top Holiday Jokes / Top Winter JokesChristmas Trivia)
  17. Who did cats vote for in November 2106?… Hillary Kitten. (Top Presidential Jokes)
  18. There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?… None, because they were copycats!
  19. What do you call the cat that was caught by the police?… the purrpatrator.
  20. What did the alien say to the cat?… Take me to your litter. (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  21. What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?… Kitty Perry! (Horse Jokes)
  22. What is lion’s favorite food?… Baked beings! (Lion Jokes)
  23. Why did the cat put the letter “M” into the fridge?… Because it turns “ice” into “mice!” (Top Winter Jokes)
  24. What happened when the lion ate the comedian?… He felt funny! (Lion Jokes)
  25. What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog?… A terrified postman! (Dog Jokes and Mailman Jokes)
  26. What do you call a flying cat?… I’m-paws-sible. (Pilot Jokes)
  27. What did the cat say when he lost all his money?… I’m paw!
  28. Did you hear about the cat who swallowed a ball of yarn?… She had a litter of mittens. (Winter Jokes)
  29. What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother’s sister?… An aunt-eater! (Lion Jokes)
  30. Why shouldn’t you kidnap the kitten?… Because curiousity killed the cat burglar.
  31. What do tigers wear in bed?… Stripey pyjamas! (Napping Jokes)
  32. Why did the cat wear a dress?… She was feline fine.
  33. Why was the cat sitting on the computer?… To keep an eye on the mouse! (Computer Jokes)
  34. What did the cat say when he lost his Christmas toys?… You got to be kitten me. (Top Holiday Jokes / Top Winter Jokes / Christmas Trivia)
  35. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangaroo?… A stripey jumper!
  36. What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?… A sourpuss!
  37. How are tigers like sergeants in the army?… They both wear stripes! (Veterans Day Jokes)
  38. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?… A stripey sweater! (Sheep Jokes)
  39. Why is the desert lion everyone’s favorite at Christmas?… Because he has sandy claws! (Top Holiday Jokes / Top Winter Jokes / Christmas Trivia)
  40. How does a lion greet the other animals in the field?… ‘Pleased to eat you.’! (Lion Jokes)
  41. What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?… Frostbite! (Top Holiday Jokes / Top Winter Jokes / Christmas Trivia)
  42. What is a French cat’s favorite pudding?… Chocolate mousse!
  43. What looks like half a cat?… The other half!
  44. What was the name of the film about a killer lion that swam underwater?…  ‘Claws.’ (Top Summer Jokes & Lion Jokes)
  45. If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What’s a tiger?… A stri-ped!
  46. What do you call a cat that wears make up?… Glamourpuss.
  47. What do cats like to read?… Cat-alogues!
  48. What kind of sports car does a cat drive?… A Furrari. (Sports Joke of the Day) (Car Jokes)
  49. What do you call a cat who just ate a duck?… a duck-filled platy puss. (Duck Jokes)
  50. What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?… ‘Don’t go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.’
  51. What’s striped and bouncy?… A tiger on a pogo stick!
  52. What is a cat’s favorite dance move?… The Purr-colator. (Coffee Day Jokes)
  53. Why was the cat scared of the tree?… Because of its bark. (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
  54. What do you feed an invisible cat?… Evaporated milk.
  55. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?… Hailing taxi cabs! (Dog Jokes)
  56. How is cat food sold?… Usually purr can!
  57. What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?… A tiger moth!
  58. What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?… ‘Let us prey.’ (Lion Jokes)
  59. What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?… A catastrophe!
  60. Who was the most powerful cat in China?… Chairman Miaow! (World Geography Jokes)
  61. What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?… A cat-a-logue! (Top Arbor Day Jokes) Tree Jokes)
  62. What do you call a cat race?… A meowathon. (Sports Joke of the Day)
  63. Why did the cat get pulled over by the police?… Because it “littered.” (Police Jokes)
  64. What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?… An octopuss! (Octopus Jokes)
  65. Why did the cat join the Red Cross?… Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!
  66. When the cat’s away?… The house smells better!
  67. What is a cats favorite vegetable?… As-purr-agus.
  68. Did you know that cats designed the great pyramids of Giza?… It was all drawn out on paw-pyrus. (World Geography)
  69. What’s the difference between a cat and a frog?… A Cat has nine lives but a Frog croaks every night! (Frog Jokes)
  70. Did you hear about the passenger who had to be escorted off the airplane?… She let the cat out of the bag. (Pilot Jokes)
  71. Why are cats so good at video games?… Because they have nine lives!
  72. What’s a cat’s favorite button on the tv remote?… Paws.
  73. Did you hear about the cat that thought she was a dog?… She was purr-plexed. (Dog Jokes)
  74. What do cats like to eat on sunny days?… Mice cream cones! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  75. What do you call a cat that doesn’t use the litter box?… A pet project.
  76. What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?… Santa Claws! (Christmas Jokes)
  77. What kind of car does a fat cat drive?… a Catillac! (car Jokes)
  78. Why was the cat so small?… Because it only ate condensed milk! (Milk Jokes)
  79. What do you call Long John Silver when he has a cat on his shoulder?… A purr-ate! (Pirate Jokes)
  80. What do you call a cat that smells good?… prrrr-fume.
  81. Did you hear about the cat who wanted to learn how to bark?… Curiousity killed the cat.
  82. What is a cats favorite kitchen tool?…  The “whisker”
  83. What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo?… An eskimew!
  84. What is a cats favorite book?… The prince and the paw-purr.
  85. What did the cat say to the dog?… Check meow-t!
  86. What do you call a cat on ice?… One cool cat.
  87. What is a cats favorite musical instrument?… Purr-cussion.
  88. What do you call a cat that can address the media?… a Press Kit.
  89. What do cats wear at night?… paw-jamas!
  90. What time is it when ten cats chase a mouse?… Ten After One.
  91. What do you call a cat that does tricks?… A magic kit.
  92. What do you call a painting of a cat?… A paw-trait
  93. What do you call a cat when it is huge?… A MEOW-SIVE CAT
  94. What do you call a cat that can put together furniture from Ikea?… an Assembly kit.
  95. Why did the cat go to the river?… Claws it wanted to.
  96. What’s the first thing you say to a cat?… HELLO KITTY!
  97. What do you need to get a fast cat to use the litter box?… Quicksand.
  98. What was the special offer at the pet store this week?… Buy 1 Cat get 1 Flea!
  99. What does a cat say when somebody steps on its tail?… Me-ow!
  100. How do you make cats furry?… The spin cycle.
  101. Did you hear about the cat that climbed the Himilayas?… She was a sher-paw.
  102. Why did the cat cross the road?… It was the chicken’s day off!
  103. Where does a cat go when he looses his tail?… The retail store!
  104. What do you call a cat that can rough the great outdoors?… A survival kit.
  105. What do you call a pile of kittens?…  a meowntain
  106. When is a lion not a lion?… When he turns into his cage!
  107. What does Christmas have to do with a cat lost in the desert?… They both have sandy claws.