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  1. A pilot passed through a rainbow on their flight test… They passed with flying colors! (Rainbow Jokes)
  2. Charlie Brown, Snoopy, Dilbert, Dogbert, Garfield, Jon Arbuckle, and a whole lot of comic strip characters and their pets were on an airplane flying from Miami to Los Angeles… In the middle of the flight, the flight attendant gave out food to everyone but Charlie Brown and Snoopy. They asked him why everyone else got some food and they didn’t. The flight attendant said, “Sorry, but we don’t serve Peanuts on this flight.” (Charlie Brown Jokes)
  3. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Donut jokes for Kids)
  4. Why did the students study in the airplane?…. Because they wanted higher grades. (Graduation Jokes for Kids)
  5. How do you get letter to the Easter bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Easter Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
  6. How do you clear out a veterans bingo hall?… B 52. (Pilot Jokes / Veterans Day Jokes / Music Jokes)
  7. I was a pilot, but tended to wing it, and I didn’t have the right altitude. (Labor Day Jokes)
  8. Where are the Great Plains located?… At the great airports! (Pilot Jokes)
  9. What did the spring say to the airplane?… Boeing!! (Pilot Jokes & Spring Jokes)
  10. What was it about your pilot that made you laugh?… I don’t really know. He was just plane funny! (Travel Guest Blogs)
  11. Teacher: Where are the Great Plains located? Students: At the great airports! (Geography Jokes & Pilot Jokes)
  12. I heard they put a new wing on the middle school….That is true, but it still won’t fly. (Middle School Jokes)
  13. The Chief of Staff of the US Air Force decided to personally recruit some pilots and he saw two young twins. He looked at the first young man and asked: “Son, what skills can you bring to the Air Force?” The young man looks at him and says: “I’m a pilot!” The General gets all excited, turns to his aide and says: “Get him in today, all the paper work done, everything, do it!” The aide hustles the young man off. The General looks at the second young man and asks: “What skills to you bring to the Air Force?” The young man says: “I chop wood!” Read More: Ten Of The Silliest Names For Regiments “Son,” the general replies: “We don’t need wood choppers in the Air Force, what do you know how to do?” “I chop wood!” “Young man,” huffs the general, “You are not listening to me, we don’t need wood choppers, this is the 20th century!” “Well,” the young man says, “You hired my brother!” “Of course we did,” says the general, “He’s a pilot!” The young man rolls his eyes and says: “So what! I have to chop it before he can pile it!” (Veterans Day Jokes & Plane Jokes)
  14. Two deer hunters hired a pilot to take them way back into the forest. After the hunt, the pilot returned and saw that they had six deer. “The plane won’t carry six deer, you’ll have to leave two of them,” said the pilot. Unwilling to leave their deer, the hunters said “We got six on the plane last year.” After going back and forth for a few minutes, the pilot gave in, and just five minutes after takeoff the plane crashed into the forest. Lucky to be alive, one of the hunters said, “Any idea where we are?” The second hunter said, “Yeah, right about where our plane went down last year.” (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
  15. Why did the kid study in the airplane?… Because he wanted a higher education! (180 School Jokes)
  16. What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Bagel Jokes)
  17. What does a hockey game and an air boat have in common?… Loud fans. (Ocean Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  18. What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one! (Donut jokes for Kids)