My Town Tutors is a great resource for parents & teachers. Find qualified tutors in your area today!

Google Search “Easter Jokes”

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Easter jokes.
  2. What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day?… Good Fry-day. (Good Friday Jokes)
  3. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  4. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?… Hip-hop! (Music Jokes)
  5. Do you floss RELIGIOUSLY? Of course, on Christmas and Easter. (Christmas Jokes & Easter Jokes)
  6. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Basketball Jokes)
  7. Why did the Easter Bunny join the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  8. What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! (Egg Jokes)
  9. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  10. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  11. How would you describe the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?… Eggs-austed. (Egg Jokes)
  12. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro! (Movie Jokes)
  13. What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter Jokes! (Blizzard Jokes)
  14. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail! (Bee Jokes)
  15. How do you get letter to the Easter bunny?… Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
  16. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, sometimes three points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
  17. What do you call a mischievous Easter Egg?… A practical yolk-er. (Egg Jokes)
  18. What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Grammar Jokes)
  19. I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter Egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Egg Jokes)
  20. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top 50 US State Jokes & New York Jokes)
  21. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment! (Police Jokes)
  22. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a funny joke? … It might crack up! (Psychology Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  23. The Masters is sometimes falls on Easter… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Masters Golf Jokes)
  24. Do you know how the Easter Bunny stays in shape? … Hareobics.
  25. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Spring Jokes)
  26. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?… A new dye-job. (Barber Jokes)
  27. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins. (Doctor Jokes)
  28. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy?… Egg ercise! (Egg Jokes)
  29. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  30. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  31. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer! (Egg Jokes)
  32. Why couldn’t the Easter Egg watch his favorite show?… Because his TV was scrambled! (Egg Jokes)
  33. What do you call a very tired Easter egg?… Eggs-austed. (Egg Jokes)
  34. How does Easter end?…With an “R”! (Grammar Jokes)
  35. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny. (Looney Tunes Jokes)
  36. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite story? … A Cotton Tale. (Book Jokes)
  37. What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?… The bunny hop. (Dance Jokes)
  38. What did one Easter egg say to the other?… Heard any good yolks today? (Egg Jokes)
  39. What do you need if your chocolate Easter eggs mysteriously disappear? … An eggsplanation! (Egg Jokes)
  40. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Basketball Jokes)
  41. What do you call the Easter Bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  42. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day! (Barber Jokes)
  43. What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory?… A hare-brain! (Psychology Jokes)
  44. What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?… Eggs-ercise! (Egg Jokes)
  45. What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?… A 14-carrot gold necklace.
  46. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! (Psychology Jokes)
  47. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  48. What kind of book does a Easter Bunny like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending. (Book Jokes)
  49. What do you call a line of Easter Bunnied walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.” (Rabbit Jokes)
  50. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
  51. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?… From an eggplant. (Egg Jokes)
  52. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
  53. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled. (Egg Jokes)
  54. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?… With a hare brush!
  55. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte! (Rabbit Jokes)
  56. Do you know how to find the Easter Bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
  57. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  58. Why did the Easter Egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Baseball Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes)
  59. What is the difference between Sauron and The Easter Bunny?… Nobody knows, no one has seen either one. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  60. What kind of bean can’t grow in a garden?… A jelly bean.
  61. What kind of bunny can’t hop?… A chocolate bunny.
  62. What did the Easter Bunny say to the carrot?… Nice gnawing you. (Farming Jokes)
  63. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up.” (Egg Jokes)
  64. Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs?… It needed an eggs-terminator! (Egg Jokes)
  65. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
  66. What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks?… A sock hop!
  67. How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
  68. What do you call an Easter egg from outer space?… An egg-straterrestrial!
  69. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Easter?
  70. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric) (Egg Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  71. What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
  72. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted! (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
  73. What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird! (Basketball Jokes)
  74. What kind of rabbit tells jokes?… A funny bunny.
  75. Where does Easter take place every year?… Where eggs marks the spot! (Egg Jokes)
  76. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Easter knock-knock joke?
  77. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
  78. Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt?… Because an egg beater!
  79. How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?… She hires Santa’s elves during off-season. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia) (Egg Jokes)
  80. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead! (Psychology Jokes)
  81. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet! (Rabbit Jokes)
  82. What happens if you get married on Easter?… You live hoppily ever after.
  83. How can you make Easter preparations go faster?… Use the eggs-press lane! (Egg Jokes)
  84. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Easter knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  85. Christmas does come before Easter in one place—but where?… The dictionary! (Christmas Jokes)
  86. What do you call a mischievous Egg?… A practical yolk-er.
  87. Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show?… Because his TV was scrambled!
  88. What day do Easter eggs hate the most? … Fry-days. (Egg Jokes)
  89. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken! (Chicken Jokes)
  90. The Masters is sometimes falls on Holy Thursday… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Masters Golf Jokes)
  91. How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours! (Rabbit Jokes)
  92. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”(Egg Jokes)
  93. The Masters is sometimes falls on Good Friday… the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Masters Golf Jokes)
  94. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up. (Egg Jokes)
  95. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
  96. The Masters is sometimes falls on Easter Monday.. the most popular holes that year are #11, #12 and #13, Amen Corner. (Masters Golf Jokes)
  97. How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast. (Math Jokes for Kids & Rabbit Jokes)
  98. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up! (Rabbit Jokes)
  99. Where does the Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants. (Egg Jokes)
  100. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?… The Easter Elephant. (Elephant jokes)
  101. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 24 carrot gold. (Rabbit Jokes)
  102. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  103. How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise! (Egg Jokes)
  104. Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater! (Track & Field Jokes) (Egg Jokes)
  105. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  106. How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes & Rabbit Jokes)
  107. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
  108. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
  109. Why are people always tired in April? … Because they just finished a march. (April Jokes)
  110. Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
  111. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks! (Egg Jokes)
  112. What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
  113. What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers! (Duck Jokes)
  114. What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
  115. Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it.
  116. I was going to tell you a joke about an egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  117. Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew?… She said there was a hare in her soup.
  118. It’s true that bunnies have have good eyesight …… You never see a bunny wearing glasses, after all!
  119. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  120. Did you hear the story about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail! (Bee Jokes)