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  1. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  2. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  3. Why did the turkey sit on the tomahawk?… To hatchet. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  4. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, just like anyone else. (Top Basketball Jokes)
  5. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Top Psychology Jokes)
  6. What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.”
  7. What do you call a rabbit with fleas? … Bugs Bunny.
  8. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  9. What kind of jewelry do rabbits wear? … 14 carrot gold.
  10. What did the bunny want to do when he grew up? … Join the Hare Force. (Veterans Day Jokes)
  11. What kind of book does a rabbit like at bedtime? … One with a “hoppy” ending. (Book Jokes)
  12. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale. (Book Jokes)
  13. Why did the egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Top Baseball Jokes: Baseball Jokes for Kids)
  14. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top U.S. Geography Jokes)
  15. What do you call an egg from outer space? … An “Egg-stra terrestial.” (Top Astronomy Jokes)
  16. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? … Napoleon Bunnyparte!
  17. What did the Easter Bunny tweet on New Year’s Day? … Hoppy New Year. (Top New Year’s Day Jokes)
  18. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  19. How can you find the Easter bunny?… Eggs (x) marks the spot.
  20. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day!
  21. What is the difference between a crazy bunny and a counterfeit banknote? ….One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny! (Top Psychology Jokes)
  22. Why did the Easter egg hide? … He was a little chicken!
  23. Why is a bunny the luckiest animal in the world?… It has four rabbits’ feet!
  24. What do you call a bunny with a large brain? … Egghead! (Top Psychology Jokes
  25. How do you make a rabbit stew? … Make it wait for three hours!
  26. What did the gray rabbit say to the blue rabbit?… Cheer up!
  27. What has big ears, brings Easter treats, and goes hippity-BOOM hippity-BOOM?… The Easter Elephant.
  28. How are rabbits like calculators? … They both multiply really fast. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
  29. How do you get letter to a bunny? … Hare mail.
  30. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
  31. Do you know how to find the Easter bunny if he was lost? … Make a noise like a carrot; he’ll find you.
  32. How do bunnies stay healthy? … Eggercise!
  33. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs? … From Eggplants.
  34. Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? … She had to call an eggs-terminator!
  35. Why was the little girl sad after the race? … Because an egg beater! (Track & Field Jokes)
  36. What day does an Easter egg hate the most? … Fry-days.
  37. Why won’t Easter eggs go out at night? … They don’t want to get “beat up”
  38. Why couldn’t the Easter egg family watch T.V.? … Because their cable was scrambled.
  39. What do you get when you cross a rabbits foot with poison ivy? … a rash of good luck.
  40. What do you call a bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  41. What do you call Easter when you are hopping around? … Hoppy Easter!
  42. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much? … He cracked up.
  43. What do you call a sleepy Easter egg? … Egg-zosted!
  44. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
  45. Why are people always tired in April? … Because they just finished a march. (April Jokes)
  46. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment!
  47. What do ducks have for lunch? … Soup and quackers!
  48. Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered? … Because he is eggocentric. (egocentric)
  49. Where does Valentine’s Day comes after Easter? … In the dictionary. (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  50. Do you know how bunnies stay in shape? … Hareobics.
  51. How does the Easter Bunny say Happy Easter? … Hoppy Easter!
  52. Why did the magician have to cancel his show? … He’d just washed his hare and couldn’t do a thing with it.
  53. What type of movie is about water fowl? … A duckumentary.
  54. What is the end of Easter? … The letter R.
  55. What do you call a duck that just doesn’t fit in? … Mallardjusted.
  56. Why is the letter A like a flower? … A bee comes after it
  57. What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? … They lived hoppily ever after!
  58. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  59. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
  60. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
  61. What kind of jokes do eggs tell? … Egg yolks!
  62. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person? … An Easter basket case!
  63. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
  64. What do you need if your chocolate eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation!
  65. What sport are the eggs good at? … Running!
  66. What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? … Hop suey!
  67. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled.
  68. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins
  69. What did the mommy egg say to the baby egg? … You’re “Egg-stra special.”What does the Easter Bunny get for a shot in the basket from “down town?” … 3 points, just like Larry Bird! (Top Basketball Jokes)
  70. How does the Easter bunny paint all the Easter eggs?… She hires Santa’s elves during off-season. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)