Top 50 Easter Jokes

by | Apr 16, 2022 | Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Easter jokes.
  2. What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter Jokes! (Blizzard Jokes)
  3. What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  4. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  5. What’s an Easter egg’s least favorite day?… Fry-day.
  6. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
  7. What is Easter Bunny’s favorite kind of music?… Hip-hop! (Music Jokes)
  8. Why did the Easter Bunny joined the Olympics… He heard first place gets 24 carrots. (Winter Olympics Jokes)
  9. What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! (Egg Jokes)
  10. What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?… Two points, sometimes three points, just like anyone else. (Basketball Jokes)
  11. How do you get letter to the Easter bunny? … Hare mail. (Pilot Jokes / Plane Jokes / Mailman Jokes / Rabbit Jokes)
  12. Who is the Easter Bunny’s favorite movie actor? … Rabbit De Niro!
  13. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? … Basket-ball, of course! (Basketball Jokes)
  14. What do you call a mischievous Easter Egg?… A practical yolk-er.
  15. Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? … He was charged with Hare-assment! (Police Jokes)
  16. What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?… A new dye-job.
  17. What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? … Albunny, New York! (Top 50 US State Jokes)
  18. What’s the best way to make Easter easier?… Put an “i” where the “t” is. (Grammar Jokes)
  19. What does the Easter Bunny order at a Chinese Restaurant?… Hop Suey! (Spring Jokes)
  20. Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? … It’s a tender tail!
  21. I was going to tell you a joke about an Easter Egg …… but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be.
  22. Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Psychology Jokes & Egg Jokes)
  23. Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?… They’re both cracked. (4th of July Jokes for Kids)
  24. Where does the Easter Bunny study medicine? … John HOPkins. (Doctor Jokes)
  25. How did the soggy Easter Bunny dry himself? … With a hare dryer!
  26. Why couldn’t the Easter Egg watch his favorite show?… Because his TV was scrambled!
  27. What do you call a very tired Easter egg?… Eggs-austed.
  28. How is the Easter Bunny like LeBron James? … They’re both famous for stuffing baskets! (Basketball Jokes)
  29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Easter?
  30. What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter? … Tired.
  31. How does Easter end?…With an “R”! (Grammar Jokes)
  32. How does the Easter Bunny stay healthy? … Eggercise! (Egg Jokes)
  33. What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite Story? … A Cotton Tale. (Book Jokes)
  34. What do you need if your chocolate Easter eggs mysteriously disappear? … You need an eggsplanation! (Egg Jokes)
  35. What did one Easter egg say to the other?… Heard any good yolks today?
  36. What the Easter Bunny’s favorite dance move?… The bunny hop.
  37. What do you call the Easter Bunny with a dictionary in his pants? … A smarty pants. (Book Jokes)
  38. Why was the Easter Bunny so upset? … He was having a bad hare day! (Barber Jokes)
  39. What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory?… A hare-brain!
  40. What should you do to prepare for all the Easter treats?… Eggs-ercise! (Egg Jokes)
  41. What do you call an Easter Bunny who gets kicked out of school?… Egg-spelled. (180 School Jokes)
  42. What kind of jewelry is the best Easter gift?… A 14-carrot gold necklace
  43. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Easter knock-knock joke?
  44. Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail? … To a re-tail store! (Black Friday Jokes)
  45. Where does the Easter Bunny get his eggs?… From an eggplant.
  46. Why was the father Easter egg so strict? … He was hard-boiled. (Egg Jokes)
  47. Good Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Easter. Bad Idea: Finding Easter eggs on Xmas. (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia)
  48. How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur looking good?… With a hare brush!
  49. What do you call a line of Easter Bunnies walking backwards? … A receding “hareline.” (Rabbit Jokes)
  50. Why did the Easter Egg go to the baseball game? … For the egg-stra innings! (Baseball Jokes for Kids & Egg Jokes)