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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best blizzard jokes.
  2. What type of storm does the easter bunny love?… A Nor’ Easter Jokes! (Easter Jokes)
  3. Where is the best location for a Blizzard?…. Dairy Queen. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  4. Knock Knock!… Who’s There?… Snow!… Snow who?… Snow laughing matter! It is a blizzard! (Snow Jokes)
  5. What did the jalapeño say to the blizzard?… I’m a little chili. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  6. What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from a blizzard?… Slush puppies! (Dog Jokes)
  7. What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (365 Teacher Jokes)
  8. Where do snowman go to dance during a blizzard?… A snow ball! (Snow Jokes)
  9. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Icy… Icy who?… Icy you, Mr. Blizzard! (Snow Jokes)
  10. Why are blizzards great?… They’re snow much fun! (Snow Jokes)
  11. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scold… Scold who?… ‘Scold outside during a blizzard!
  12. What’s a #1 blizzard adult drink?… Iced tea. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  13. What’s a #1 blizzard drink?… Long Island Iced tea. (Iced Tea Jokes)
  14. What is a #1 snack during a blizzard?… Ice krispies treats. (Cereal Jokes)
  15. What time is it when little white flakes fall past the classroom window?… Snow and Tell. (Snow Jokes)
  16. What kind of math do Snowy Owls like during a blizzard?… Owlgebra. (365 Teacher Jokes)
  17. What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?… A Frosty (Fast Food Jokes)
  18. What do you call a wizard who uses ice magic?… A Blizzard! (Magic Jokes)
  19. What do you call a government official that can’t leave an airport because of a blizzard?… Edward Snowed In.
  20. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile!
  21. What do you call a whistleblower in a blizzard?… Snowden.
  22. How does a Snowman get to work during a blizzard?… By icicle.
  23. Why is the slippery ice like music?… If you don’t C sharp – you’ll B flat!
  24. What do Snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren.
  25. What is the #1 breakfast during a blizzard?… Frosted flakes! (National Cereal Day Jokes)
  26. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through a blizzard together?… A receding hare line.
  27. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite (Top Halloween Jokes)
  28. How do you keep the snow from giving you cold feet?… Don’t go around BRRfooted!
  29. What is a great lesson for the day after a blizzard snow day?… Snow and Tell!
  30. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.
  31. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
  32. What often falls in the winter but never gets hurt?… Snow.
  33. What do snowmen like to do during a blizzard?… Chill out
  34. What is a mountains favorite type of candy?… Snow caps.
  35. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos.
  36. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Top Christmas Jokes)
  37. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about blizzards?
  38. If the sun shines while it’s snowing, what should you look for?… Snowbows.
  39. What did the snowman eat?… Icebergs with chilli sauce.
  40. What do snowmen eat for breakfast during a blizzard?… Snowflakes!
  41. Why did the boy keep his trumpet in the freezer?… Because he liked cool music.
  42. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good blizzard knock-knock joke?
  43. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank.
  44. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (National Cereal Day Jokes)
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good blizzard knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  46. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
  47. What do you call ten Arctic hares hopping backwards through the snow together?… A receding hare line
  48. What is a great lesson for the day after a snow day?… Snow and Tell
  49. What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store?… He got 12 months.
  50. What do snowmen like to do on a snow day?… Chill out.
  51. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots?
  52. Knock Knock…Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?…  Snow business like show business!
  53. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  54. What do snowmen wear on their heads?… Ice caps!
  55. What’s an ig?… An eskimo’s home without a loo!
  56. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers!
  57. Where do snowmen go to dance?… Snowballs!
  58. What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?…”You hang around while I go on ahead.”
  59. What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!
  60. How do you call an Eskimo cow?… An Eskimoo!
  61. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
  62. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps.
  63. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
  64. What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke! (Top Ski Jokes)
  65. What do you get from sitting on the ice too long?… Polaroids!
  66. What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?… Slush puppies!