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March 7th is National Cereal Day! Have a laugh with your breakfast!

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cereal jokes.
  2. What is the #1 cereal for basketball players?… Dunkaroos. (365 Funny Basketball Jokes)
  3. What is the #1 snack on a snow day?… Ice Krispies treats. (Snow Day Jokes)
  4. What is a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?… Cheerios! (Cheerleading Jokes)
  5. What kind of cereal do they have at Hogwarts?… Huffle Puffs.
  6. In the morning… I become a cereal killer. (Police Jokes)
  7. What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?… Lucky Charms. (Leprechaun Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  8. What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
  9. What is an earthquake’s favorite breakfast?… Quaker Oats. (Earthquake Jokes)
  10. For April Fools Day my school replaced the alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
  11. I just stepped on a cornflake… Now I’m officially a cereal killer.
  12. What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios. (Cheerleading Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
  13. How did Reese eat her cereal?… Witherspoon. (Movie Jokes)
  14. What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  15. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in January?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  16. What do naughty reindeer eat for breakfast?… Co-coal Puffs. (Reindeer Jokes)
  17. Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
  18. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes. (Top Winter Jokes)
  19. What’s for breakfast on really cold January days?… Snowflakes.
  20. What do bees eat for breakfast?… Honeycomb.
  21. What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?… Boonanas and Booberries! (Top Halloween Jokes)
  22. Why do the a bad College football program eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl. (Top Football Jokes)
  23. What brand of cereal is the strongest?… Mini Wheats, because they’re shredded.
  24. How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?… With a bowl of “Surreal”
  25. What cereal is worth its weight in gold?… Golden Grahams
  26. What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Snowman Jokes)
  27. What do cats eat for breakfast?… Mice Krispies. (Top Cat Jokes)
  28. Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.
  29. What do you call a person that chops up cereal… A cereal killer.
  30. What do you get when you cross breakfast and a cheerleader?… Cheerios
  31. What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?… A cereal killer.
  32. Where do bananas like to go swimming?… In a cereal bowl
  33. What are crisp, like milk and go “snap, crackle, squeak” when you eat them?… Mice Krispies!
  34. What does a pirate eat for breakfast?… Captain Crunch. (Top Pirate Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  35. What cereal is worth its weight in gold?… Golden Grahams.
  36. When Chuck Norris pours milk on his Rice Krispies… They keep quiet. (Milk Day Jokes)
  37. Why do the college football team eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl.
  38. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in December?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  39. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in February?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  40. What’s for breakfast on really cold days in March?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
  41. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about State?
  42. What is a #1 snack during a blizzard?… Ice krispies treats. (Blizzard Jokes)
  43. Does a snowman have breakfast?… he eats Ice Krispies.
  44. What did the spoon dress up as to the Halloween party?… A cereal killer.
  45. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good State knock-knock joke?
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good State knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  47. Why were the Cheerios afraid of the man with a spoon?… Because, he was a cereal killer
  48. Why can’t the Minnesota Vikings eat cereal for breakfast?… They choke when they get too close to a bowl.