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March 7th is National Cereal Day! Have a laugh with your breakfast!
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cereal jokes.
- What is the #1 snack on a snow day?… Ice Krispies treats. (Snow Day Jokes)
- What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Friday the 13th Jokes)
- What is an earthquake’s favorite breakfast?… Quaker Oats. (Earthquake Jokes)
- For April Fools Day my school replaced the alphabits with Cheerios…. I have no words to say how angry I am. (April Fool’s Day Jokes & Cereal Jokes)
- What did the cheerleader bring her dad for breakfast on Father’s Day?… Cheerios. (Cheerleading Jokes & Father’s Day Jokes)
- How did Reese eat her cereal?… Witherspoon. (Movie Jokes)
- What is the Cat in the Hat ‘s favorite cereal?… Mice Krispies. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
- What’s for breakfast on really cold days in January?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
- What do naughty reindeer eat for breakfast?… Co-coal Puffs. (Reindeer Jokes)
- Did you hear about Tony The Tiger’s murder?… Police suspect a cereal killer.
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Frosted Flakes. (Top Winter Jokes)
- What’s for breakfast on really cold January days?… Snowflakes.
- What do bees eat for breakfast?… Honeycomb.
- What does a ghost put on his cereal in the morning?… Boonanas and Booberries! (Top Halloween Jokes)
- Why do the a bad College football program eat cereal straight from the box?… They choke whenever they get near a bowl. (Top Football Jokes)
- What is a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?… Cheerios! (Top Cheerleading Jokes)
- How does Salvador Dali start his mornings?… With a bowl of “Surreal”
- What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Snowman Jokes)
- What do cats eat for breakfast?… Mice Krispies. (Top Cat Jokes)
- Warning! Count Chocula is on the loose! Looks like we have a cereal killer on our hands.
- What do you call a person that chops up cereal… A cereal killer.
- What do you call a monster who poisons corn flakes?… A cereal killer.
- What are crisp, like milk and go “snap, crackle, squeak” when you eat them?… Mice Krispies!
- What does a pirate eat for breakfast?… Captain Crunch. (Top Pirate Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
- What cereal is worth its weight in gold?… Golden Grahams.
- When Chuck Norris pours milk on his Rice Krispies… They keep quiet. (Milk Day Jokes)
- What’s for breakfast on really cold days in December?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
- What’s for breakfast on really cold days in February?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
- What’s for breakfast on really cold days in March?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about State?
- What is a #1 snack during a blizzard?… Ice krispies treats. (Blizzard Jokes)
- Does a snowman have breakfast?… he eats Ice Krispies.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good State knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good State knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)