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More Snowman Jokes…

  1. What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?… A snowmobile! (Baby Jokes)
  2. Why did the snowman go to the doctor?… He had the chills! (Doctor Jokes)
  3. Where would you find snowmen dancing?… At a snowball!
  4. What do you call a snowman in June?… A puddle! (June Jokes)
  5. What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in January?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)
  6. What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow! (Music Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  7. What did the snowman say to the robin?… I have snow idea!
  8. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  9. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Hamburger Jokes)
  10. Where do snowmen keep their money?… In a snow bank.
  11. Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes / Christmas Eve Jokes / Snowman Jokes)
  12. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.
  13. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
  14. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
  15. When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.” (Snow Jokes)
  16. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
  17. How does a snowman get to work?… By icicle (Bike Jokes)
  18. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes)
  19. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Halloween Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  20. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. (Snowman Jokes)
  21. What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever! (Reindeer Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  22. What do snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren. (Snowman Jokes)
  23. What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Cereal Jokes)
  24. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  25. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Snowman Jokes)
  26. Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?… Because he is so cool!
  27. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
  28. What do you call an old snowman?… Water.
  29. What do you call a snowman at a July Summer Camp?… A puddle. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / July Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
  30. What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in December?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)
  31. What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in February?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)
  32. What do you call a temper tantrum that a snowman throws in March?… A meltdown. (Snowman Jokes)