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Snow Day Jokes & Snowman Jokes

  1. What do snowmen eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Snowman Jokes / Cereal Jokes / Snow Jokes)
  2. Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter?… They wear snowcaps. (Hiking Jokes)
  3. Where does a snowman keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snowman Jokes)
  4. Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Knock Knock Jokes & Snow Jokes)
  5. When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.”
  6. How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
  7. Knock knock…Who’s there?…Snow…Snow who?… Snow use – I’ve forgotten my name! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes )
  8. What do road crews use at the North Pole?… Snow cones!