Frosty the Snowman Jokes

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1. What made the Frosty the Snowman go to see a dentist?… He was suffering from frostbite. (Dentist Jokes)
2. What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes & Winter Jokes)
3. Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?… Because he is so cool!
4. Where does Frosty the Snowman get the weather report?… The Winternet. (Winter Jokes & Computer Jokes)
5. What do Professor Hinkle and a hockey player have in common… The both love hat tricks! (Hockey Jokes & Magic Jokes)
6. What did the snowman order at Wendy’s?… A Frosty. (Fast Food Jokes)
7. What song do you sing at Frosty the Snowman’s birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow! (Music Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
8. What does Frosty the Snowman like to do on the weekend?… Chill out.
9. When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.” (Snow Jokes)
10. How does Frosty the Snowman pay his bills?… With cold hard cash.
11. What did the Frosty the Snowman say when he was asked to commit a crime?… Snow way man. (Police Jokes)
12. What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite play in hockey?… Icing. (Hockey Jokes)
13. What does Frosty the Snowman take when he gets sick?… A chill pill! (Doctor Jokes)
14. Who is Frosty’s favorite Aunt?… Aunt Artica! (World Geography Jokes & Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
15. Who are Frosty’s parents?… Mom and Pop-Sicle! (Popsicle Jokes / Dad Jokes / Mom Jokes)
16. What’s worse than Rudolph with a runny nose?… Frosty with a hot flash! (Reindeer Jokes)
17. Who did Frosty the Snowman invite to the dance?… A snow-ma’am.
18. What does Frosty like to put on his tacos?… Chilly sauce. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
19. What food do you get when you cross Frosty with a polar bear?… A “brrr” – “grrr”! (Hamburger Jokes)
20. What is the Frosty the Snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
21. What kind of money snowmen does Frosty the Snowman use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Snowman Jokes)
22. What did the police officer say when he saw Frosty stealing?… “Freeze!” (Police Jokes)
23. What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite Mexican food?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
24. What does Frosty the Snowman drink to stay warm?… Ice tea! (Iced Tea Jokes)
25. What kind of mug does a snowman use for lunch?… A Frosted One!
26. What did Frosty’s girlfriend give him when she was mad at him?… The cold shoulder!
27. How does Frosty the Snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
28. What falls on Frosty but never hurts him?… Snow. (Snow Jokes)
29. What does Frosty the Snowman eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Hamburger Jokes)
30. What is a does Frosty the Snowman’s like for breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Cereal Jokes)
31. What does Frosty like to put on his icebergers?… Chilly sauce! (Hamburger Jokes)
32. What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head when he plays baseball?… An ice cap. (Baseball Jokes)
33. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?… Frosty the Dough-man! (Donut Jokes)
34. What does Frosty the Snowman call his winter party?… A Snowball. (Winter Jokes)
35. What is Frosty’s favorite food during football season?… Chili.
36. Why did Frosty the Snowman have a carrot in his nose?… Because he forgot where the refrigerator was.
37. What does Frosty the Snowman like on his cupcakes?… Icing! (Cupcake Jokes)
38. Why didn’t Frosty the Snowman eat the chicken wings?… Because it had hot sauce on it. (Chicken Jokes)
39. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a shark?… Frost bite! (Shark Jokes)
40. What does Frosty the Snowman call his offspring?… Chill-dren. (Snowman Jokes)
41. What kind of ball can’t Frosty the Snowman bounce?… A snowball.
42. What does Frosty’s wife put on her face at night?… Cold cream!
43. Why did Frosty go to the middle of the lake?… Because snow man’s an island! (Geography Jokes)
44. What did the Frosty the Snowman say to the other snowman?… You’re cool.
45. What kind of cake does Frosty like?… The kind with lots of frosting! (Cake Jokes)
46. How does Frosty the Snowman get around?… On an “ice”-icle! (Bike Jokes)
47. Why did Frosty the Snowman turn yellow?… Ask the dog. (Dog Jokes)
48. Where would you find Frosty the Snowman dancing?… At a snowball!
49. What’s worse than a Rudolph the Red-Nosed reindeer with a runny nose?… A Frosty the Snowman with a fever! (Reindeer Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
50. What do you get when you cross Frosty the Snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Vampire Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
51. How does Frosty the Snowman get to work?… By icicle (Bike Jokes)
52. What did Frosty the Snowman say to the a friend?… Have an ice day!
53. What do you call Frosty the Snowman at a July Summer Camp?… A puddle. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / July Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
54. Where does Frosty the Snowmen keep their money?… In a snow bank.
55. What happened when Frosty the Snowmen had a fight with his girlfriend?… He gave him the cold shoulder!
56. What did Frosty the Snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? 
57. What is Frosty the Snowman’s favorite book?… The Boxcar Children. (Book Jokes)
58. Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes / Christmas Eve Jokes / Snowman Jokes)
59. What falls but never hurts itself?… Snow!
60. What can bite & nip at your toes but has no teeth?… Frost! (Dentist Jokes)
61. What did Frosty call his cow?… Eskimoo! (Cow Jokes)
62. What does Frosty the Snowman take when the sun gets too hot?… A chill.
63. What do you call Frosty the Snowman on roller blades?… A snowmobile!
64. What are Frosty’s favorite letters?… I.C.!
65. What does Frosty call ice?… Skid stuff!
66. What does Frosty eat for breakfast?… Snowflakes! (Cereal Jokes)
67. Where do Frosty and his wife go to dance?… Snowballs!
68. What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head?… An ice cap!
69. What do you call an old snowman?… Water.

Snowman Jokes

1. Where would you find snowmen dancing?… At a snowball!
2. What song do you sing at a snowman’s birthday party?… Freeze a jolly good fellow! (Music Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
3. What did the snowman say to the robin?… I have snow idea!
4. What is the favorite Mexican food of snowman?… Brrrr- itos. (Burrito Jokes & Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
5. What do snowmen eat for lunch?… Icebergers! (Hamburger Jokes)
6. Where do snowmen keep their money?… In a snow bank.
7. Who does Santa call when his sleigh breaks down?… The Abominable Towman. (Car Jokes / Christmas Eve Jokes / Snowman Jokes)
8. What do you call a snowman with a six pack?… An abdominal snowman.
9. What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!
10. How does one snowman greet another snowman?…. Ice to meet you.
11. When asked about his job, Frosty always replies, “There’s no business like snow business.” (Snow Jokes)
12. What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
13. How does a snowman get to work?… By icicle (Bike Jokes)
14. What did one snowman say to the other snowman?… Do you smell carrots? (Snowman Jokes)
15. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Halloween Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
16. Why are there only snowmen and not snowwomen?… Because only men are stupid enough to stand out in the snow without a coat. (Snowman Jokes)
17. What’s worse than a reindeer with a runny nose?… A snowman with a fever! (Reindeer Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
18. What do snowmen call their offspring?… Chill-dren. (Snowman Jokes)
19. What is a snowman’s favorite breakfast?… Ice Crispies. (Cereal Jokes)
20. What is the snowman’s breakfast?… Frosted flakes! (Cereal Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
21. What kind of money snowmen use in the North Pole?… Cold cash! (Snowman Jokes)
22. Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman?… Because he is so cool!
23. What did the snowman say to the customer?… Have an ice day!
24. What do you call an old snowman?… Water.
25. What do you call a snowman at a July Summer Camp?… A puddle. (Summer Camp Jokes for Kids / July Jokes & Snowman Jokes)
26. What does Frosty the Snowman wear on his head?… An ice cap!