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  1. What does the best hockey team get for their end-of-season party?… Stanley Cupcakes. (Hockey Jokes)
  2. What do you call an island populated entirely by cupcakes?… Desserted.
  3. What did the pig say when somebody told him he was making cupcakes all wrong?… Listen, I’ve been bacon my whole life. (Bacon Jokes & Pig Jokes)
  4. Why did the burglar break into the bakery?… Because he heard the cupcakes were rich. (Police Jokes)
  5. Why did the cupcake go to the doctor’s office?… It was feeling crumby. (Doctor Jokes)
  6. What did the cupcake say to the fork?… You want a piece of me? (Boxing Jokes)
  7. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Labor Day Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  8. Why didn’t the cupcake talk to the croissant?… Because he had muffin to say.
  9. Two cupcakes are in the oven together cooking and one of them says “If we don’t get out of here alive, I love you man.” The other cupcake says “Oh my gosh… A talking cupcake!”
  10. I was walking home late one night when I saw dozens of giant cupcakes and pies everywhere. It was kind of scary… The streets were oddly desserted. (Pie Jokes)
  11. Do you know what cupcakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes & Softball Jokes)
  12. What did the cupcake say to the fork?… you want a piece of me?
  13. Why do we put candles on top of a cupcake?… Because it’s too hard to put them on the bottom!
  14. What did the ice-cream say to the unhappy cupcake?… “What’s eating you?
  15. ”Why couldn’t the teddy bear finish his cupcake?… Cause he was stuffed.
  16. Why did the man put the cupcake in the freezer?…  Because his wife told him to ice it!
  17. Why did the birthday cupcake go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crumby!
  18. Why did the burglar break into the bakery?… Because he heard the cupcakes were rich.
  19. What do chickens serve at birthday parties?… Coop-cakes! (Egg Jokes for Kids)
  20. What’s the difference between a baseball cupcake and a baseball muffin… The batter.
  21. Why is Gandalf’s cupcake shop so successful?… Because he has a magical staff.
  22. Hey girl, put down that cupcake, you’re already too sweet.
  23. Americans always have something to complain about, then suddenly they’ll move on. Remember when people were up in arms about cupcakes, bathrooms, statues, police, riots, clean water? So when you think this “Wall” thing will last forever, just remember… People will eventually get over it. (Election Jokes)
  24. Cake walks into a bar and orders a drink. After a while he notices everyone’s been staring at him since he walked in the door. He asks the barman, “what’s everyone’s problem?” The barman says, “If I were you I’d get the hell out if here… Looks to me like everyone wants a piece of you!” “That’s nothing mate”, replies the cake, “Ive taken on hundreds and thousands before, these guys would be a piece of cake. Their half baked attempts wouldn’t get a rise out of me. I’m no cupcake, and they’ll be in teirs after I batter those fruitcakes. I think it’s a trifle rude that you’re making cake puns while I’m still here. Call the cops if you like, it’ll be the icing on the cake, I’ve been in custardy before, that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. Just let me finish my drink, I’ll be scone before you know it.” “I’m sorry”, says the barman, “Thanks for pudding up with me.” (Beer Jokes)
  25. Today I ate a cupcake without sprinkles… Diets are really hard
  26. What did one cupcake say to the other?… Absolutely muffin
  27. What did the wife cupcake say when her husband asked what’s wrong? Shrugs shoulders whilst turning head up and to the right “muffin'”
  28. What do you call a pessimistic cupcake? A Little Debbie downer.
  29. I told my chef wife that if she were to leave me… please leave me one of your incredible cupcakes. She replied…”I won’t dessert you.”
  30. In a bakery: Man to the shop assistant: “I’ll have that thing there, please.” Shop assistant: “Cupcake?” Man: “OK, Cupcake, I’ll have that thing there, please.”
  31. I’m sleepier than a cupcake stand. They are tiered… sorry, this joke has too many layers.
  32. Why was the cupcake so scared of the bong?… Because the bong threatened to get him baked.
  33. What do you call a three hundred pound dad who’s one cupcake away from exploding?… Pops.
  34. Cupcake Puns: Some only dream of cupcakes—others bake it happen.
  35. Cupcakes are good for muffin.
  36. I am so baked right now.
  37. What’s up, cupcake? Muffin much.
  38. Cupcakes are just muffins that believe in miracles.
  39. You bake me crazy. (Cue Britainy Spears.)
  40. Go ahead—bake my day.
  41. Life is what you bake it.
  42. Life is good—bake the most of it.
  43. I’m just a cupcake in search of a studmuffin.