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More Bacon Jokes…

  1. Why was the meat packer arrested?… For bringing home the bacon. (Labor Day Jokes & Police Jokes)
  2. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Summer Jokes)
  3. Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  4. Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP. (Pirate Jokes for Kids)
  5. What would happen if pigs could fly?… The price of bacon would go skyrocket. (Pilot Jokes)
  6. Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies? (Cookie Jokes)
  7. What do you get when you cross a pig and a centipede?… Bacon and Legs. (Egg Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  8. What’s the name of the movie about bacon?… Hamlet.
  9. Why do pigs go to New York City?… To see the Big Apple. (New York Jokes)
  10. What do you get when you cross a pig and a chicken?… The best bacon-and-eggs of your life. (Egg Jokes)
  11. Why did the pig kill the farmer?… To save his own bacon. (Farming Jokes)
  12. What do you call a bacon wrapped dinosaur?… Jurrasic Pork. (Dinosaur Jokes)
  13. What do you call a pig that can tell you about his ancestors?… History in the bacon. (US History Jokes)
  14. What did the pig say at the beach on a hot day at summer camp?… I’m bacon! (Summer Camp Jokes)
  15. What do you call a pig that’s wrong?… Mistaken bacon.
  16. Which actor is now being quarantined for Swine Flu?… Kevin Bacon
  17. What’s the name of the scary movie about bacon?… Frankenswine. (Halloween Jokes for Kids)