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Top Joke Pages:
- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cake jokes.
- Mathematician: “Pi r squared.” Baker: “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”
- What’s the difference between cake and pie?… πr², cakes are round.
- Why do Canadian hockey players like baking cakes?… Because they’re great at icing.
- Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands?… Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake. (Birthday Jokes / Covid Jokes / Cake Jokes)
- What does a penguin eat on its birthday?… Fish cakes! (Birthday Jokes / Fishing Jokes / Penguin Jokes)
- What is the #1 cake for a snow day?… The ones with thick icing! (Snow Day Jokes)
- Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
- Why do figure skaters work in bakeries when they retire?…They’re great at icing cakes. (Figure Skating Jokes)
- What kind of cake do you get on Sesame Street?… A Bert-day cake! (Birthday Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes)
- Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
- Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Figure Skating Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cakes? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cake knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cake knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for America’s Birthday. (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Cake Jokes)
- Why do golfers hate cake?… Because they might get a slice. (Golf Jokes)
- Why did the gymnast eat their routine notes?… Because the coach said it was a piece of cake! (Gymnastics Jokes)
- “Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.” Dad (Funny Dad Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
- The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.” (Pie Jokes & Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
- How did the culinary graduate’s final exam go?… She says it was a piece of cake. (Graduation Jokes)
- What kind of cake does Frosty like?… The kind with lots of frosting! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Graduation Jokes)
- Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Hockey Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too… (Kayak Jokes & Cake Jokes)
- What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that comes with free cake?… A sweet deal. (Black Friday Jokes)
- Why did the middle school student eat his homework?… Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
- Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday. (Birthday Jokes & Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Hockey Jokes)
- Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I ate it. Teacher: Why?! Student: You said it was piece of cake! (Back to School Jokes)
- I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Labor Day Jokes & Cupcake Jokes)
- How easy is it to milk a cow?… It’s a piece of steak. (Cow Jokes)
- Why did you eat your homework?… Because I don’t have a dog.
- How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
- What does Santa use to bake cakes?… Elf-raising flour. (Elf Jokes)