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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best cake jokes.
  2. How was grandmother’s 90th birthday party?… It was an emotional moment for all of us, even the cake was in tiers. (Cake Jokes & Birthday Jokes)
  3. What’s a leap year baby’s favorite kind of cake?… One with four layers for each leap year! (Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  4. What is a tornado’s favorite dessert?… Funnel cake! (Dessert Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  5. Why did the student eat his end-of-year assignment?… Well, the teacher told him that it was a piece of cake. (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  6. What do you call a mud pie on April 22?… An Earth Day cake! (Pie Jokes & Earth Day Jokes)
  7. Do You Know What Would Make Pi Day Better?… Cake.
  8. Mathematician: “Pi r squared.” Baker: “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.”
  9. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Lettuce… Lettuce who?… Lettuce celebrate Mardi Gras with some beads and king cake! (Mardi Gras Jokes) 
  10. What’s the difference between cake and pie?… πr², cakes are round.
  11. Why do Canadian hockey players like baking cakes?… Because they’re great at icing.
  12. Who’s idea was it to sing “Happy Birthday” while washing your hands?… Now every time I go to the bathroom, my kids expect me to walk out with a cake. (Birthday Jokes / Covid Jokes / Cake Jokes)
  13. Croissants are just a piece of cake for me to bake.
  14. What does a penguin eat on its birthday?… Fish cakes! (Birthday Jokes / Fishing Jokes / Penguin Jokes)
  15. What is the #1 cake for a snow day?… The ones with thick icing! (Snow Day Jokes)
  16. Albert Einstein‘s birthday was on Pi Day — March 14, 1879. Perhaps he served pie for his birthday instead of cake.
  17. Why do figure skaters work in bakeries when they retire?…They’re great at icing cakes. (Figure Skating Jokes)
  18. What kind of cake do you get on Sesame Street?… A Bert-day cake! (Birthday Jokes & Sesame Street Jokes)
  19. Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
  20. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Figure Skating Jokes & Hockey Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about cakes? (Summer Olympic Knock Knock Jokes)
  22. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good cake knock-knock joke?
  23. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good cake knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  24. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon… Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for America’s Birthday. (4th of July Knock Knock Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  25. Why do golfers hate cake?… Because they might get a slice. (Golf Jokes)
  26. Why did the gymnast eat their routine notes?… Because the coach said it was a piece of cake! (Gymnastics Jokes)
  27. “Our wedding was so beautiful, even the cake was in tiers.” Dad (Funny Dad Jokes & Wedding Jokes)
  28. The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.” (Pie Jokes & Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
  29. How did the culinary graduate’s final exam go?… She says it was a piece of cake. (Graduation Jokes)
  30. What kind of cake does Frosty like?… The kind with lots of frosting! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  31. I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Graduation Jokes)
  32. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Hockey Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
  33. An adventurer was paddling on a river in winter. Feeling cold, he lit a fire in his boat, only to discover that you can’t have your kayak and heat it too… (Kayak Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  34. What do you call an amazing Black Friday special that comes with free cake?… A sweet deal. (Black Friday Jokes)
  35. Why did the middle school student eat his homework?… Because the teacher said it was a piece of cake.
  36. Knock Knock Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Bacon. Bacon who?… Bacon a cake for your birthday.  (Birthday Jokes & Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  37. Why do hockey players work in bakeries during the off season?… They’re great at icing the cakes. (Hockey Jokes)
  38. Teacher: Where is your homework? Student: I ate it. Teacher: Why?! Student: You said it was piece of cake! (Back to School Jokes)
  39. I became a baker, but it wasn’t a cakewalk, and I couldn’t make enough dough. They fired me after I left a cake out in the rain. (Labor Day Jokes & Cupcake Jokes)
  40. How easy is it to milk a cow?… It’s a piece of steak. (Cow Jokes)
  41. Why did you eat your homework?… Because I don’t have a dog.
  42. How does the recipe for German chocolate cake begin?… First, invade ze kitchen.
  43. What does Santa use to bake cakes?… Elf-raising flour. (Elf Jokes)
  44. What did the tiered cake say to a tray of croissants that fell?… Get batter soon.
  45. What’s wrong with the equation “pi r squared?”… Pi are round. Cake are square. (Cake Jokes & Pie Jokes)