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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Sesame Street jokes.
- There’s only one vampire on Sesame Street… At least, only one that counts. (Math Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
- I am feeling proud of myself lately. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, But I finished it in 10 months!
- What kind of cake do you get on Sesame Street?… A Bert-day cake! (Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes)
- When I say I’m street smart… … I mean Sesame Street.
- What is the most popular muffin on Sesame Street?… Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo) Banana nut (Doo-doodoo-doo) Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)
- I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, “the muppet from Sesame Street.” They told me, “He doesn’t count!” I replied, “I assure you, he does.” (Vampire Jokes)
- Word on the Sesame Street is… The cookie monster’s a real macadamia nut.
- How does the Cookie Monster pay for his cookies?… With Cookie Dough. (Cookie Jokes)
- Bert: “Ernie, do you want some ice cream?” Ernie: “Sherbert.” (Ice Cream Jokes)
- I’m surprised Metallica hasn’t been on Sesame Street… After all they are the Master of Puppets.
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Sesame Street?
- Who is the highest paid character on Sesame Street?… “Earn” – ie.
- Why doesn’t Sesame Street have any movies?… Because it already has an Oscar.
- What is Ernie’s favorite saying?… The early Bert gets the worm!
- I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street… Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Sesame Street knock-knock joke?
- Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery? … Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the cob!
- Who’s Leonardo Dicaprio’s least favorite Sesame Street character?… Oscar.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Sesame Street knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character?… The Count.
- Why couldn’t Big Bird hang out with the sesame street gang?… Because he was ostrich-sized
- What do you call a cactus that lives on Sesame Street?… Prickle me Elmo.
- Why is it called Sesame Street?… They couldn’t call it Thyme Square.
- Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What’s the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?… Sesame Street has an Oscar.
- Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s roommate at summer camp?… Ernie’s bees wax! (Bee Jokes & Summer Camp Street Jokes)
- The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years… But I finished it in 18 months.
- I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn’t count, but I’m certain that he does.
- A terrorist starts a hostage situation on Sesame Street The terrorist is on the phone with the hostage negotiator, who asks him how many hostages the terrorist has. The terrorist says: “I gotta count.”
- Why did Trump visit Sesame Street?… He wanted to stop The Count.
- Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?… Because he was on a roll.
- Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?… It was his only chance to see an Oscar.