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More Sesame Street Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Sesame Street jokes.
  2. There’s only one vampire on Sesame Street… At least, only one that counts. (Math Jokes & Vampire Jokes)
  3. I am feeling proud of myself lately. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years, But I finished it in 10 months!
  4. What kind of cake do you get on Sesame Street?… A Bert-day cake! (Birthday Jokes & Cake Jokes)
  5. When I say I’m street smart… … I mean Sesame Street.
  6. What is the most popular muffin on Sesame Street?… Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo) Banana nut (Doo-doodoo-doo) Banana nut (Doo-doo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoodoo-doodoo-doo-doo-doodoo-doo)
  7. I was recently asked who my favorite vampire was. I said, “the muppet from Sesame Street.” They told me, “He doesn’t count!” I replied, “I assure you, he does.” (Vampire Jokes)
  8. Word on the Sesame Street is… The cookie monster’s a real macadamia nut.
  9. How does the Cookie Monster pay for his cookies?… With Cookie Dough. (Cookie Jokes)
  10. Bert: “Ernie, do you want some ice cream?” Ernie: “Sherbert.” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  11. I’m surprised Metallica hasn’t been on Sesame Street… After all they are the Master of Puppets.
  12. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Sesame Street?
  13. Who is the highest paid character on Sesame Street?… “Earn” – ie.
  14. Why doesn’t Sesame Street have any movies?… Because it already has an Oscar.
  15. What is Ernie’s favorite saying?… The early Bert gets the worm!
  16. I heard Oscar the Grouch was getting kicked off of Sesame Street… Apparently he was trash talking the other cast members behind their backs.
  17. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Sesame Street knock-knock joke?
  18. Why is Big Bird big, yellow, and feathery? … Because if he was small, yellow, and nuggety he would be a corn on the cob!
  19. Who’s Leonardo Dicaprio’s least favorite Sesame Street character?… Oscar.
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Sesame Street knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  21. What’s the Republicans’ most hated Sesame Street character?… The Count.
  22. Why couldn’t Big Bird hang out with the sesame street gang?… Because he was ostrich-sized
  23. What do you call a cactus that lives on Sesame Street?… Prickle me Elmo.
  24. Why is it called Sesame Street?… They couldn’t call it Thyme Square.
  25. Bert and Ernie are sitting outside one day on Sesame Street. Bert turns to Ernie and asks, “Hey Ernie, wanna go get some ice cream?… “Sure Bert” (Ice Cream Jokes)
  26. What’s the difference between Leonardo Dicaprio and Sesame Street?… Sesame Street has an Oscar.
  27. Who is Burt’s Bees wax’s roommate at summer camp?… Ernie’s bees wax! (Bee Jokes & Summer Camp Street Jokes)
  28. The Sesame Street puzzle I bought said 3-5 years… But I finished it in 18 months.
  29. I think that one puppet from Sesame Street is my favorite vampire ever. Some people claim he doesn’t count, but I’m certain that he does.
  30. A terrorist starts a hostage situation on Sesame Street The terrorist is on the phone with the hostage negotiator, who asks him how many hostages the terrorist has. The terrorist says: “I gotta count.”
  31. Why did Trump visit Sesame Street?… He wanted to stop The Count.
  32. Why couldn’t the sesame seed leave the casino?… Because he was on a roll.
  33. Why did Leonardo DiCaprio visit Sesame Street?… It was his only chance to see an Oscar.