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Top Joke Pages: 180 School JokesFamily Joke of the DayMay Jokes for Kids

  1. A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belring (School Jokes for Kids)
  2. It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist’s daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, I will bet these are flowers! The girl replied, How did you know? Just a lucky guess, she said. Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, Just a lucky guess. Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box’s corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, No. She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, A puppy! (Puppy Jokes for Kids)
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the last day of school — no homework ALL SUMMER! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last day of school! 
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s the last day of school? 
  6. What kind of teacher passes gas?… A tutor! (Tutoring Jokes)
  7. Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  8. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave school, thank your teacher for a great year! (Write a Thank You Letter to A Teacher)
  9. What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to dampens a mother’s day?… The school bus on the last day of school!
  10. Parent: I see you missed the last day of school. Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
  11. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses on the last day of school?… She had bright students! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  12. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to summer school? (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why did the M&M go to summer school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
  14. Son: I’m not going back to school ever again! Mother: Why not? Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
  15. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  16. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?…  Boarding school. (Surfing Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  17. Why did the broom have to go to summer school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Top Summer School Jokes)
  18. Teacher: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  19. What are you going to be when you get out of school?… An old man! (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)