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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We promise to find the best jokes for the last day of school!
  2. Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?… Science student: When my father sees my report card! (Teacher Jokes & Jokes for the Last Day of School)
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the last day of school! (1st Day of School Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)
  4. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the last day of school? 
  5. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s the last day of school? (School Knock Knock Jokes)
  7. What snack did the teacher in Maine give her students on the last day of school?…  Whoopie Pi! (Pie Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  8. Why did the echo get detention on the last day of school?… It kept answering back. (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  9. Why was the obtuse angle so upset on the last day of school?… Because he wasn’t right all year. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  10. What did the student say when his teacher handed him his final report card of the year?… Do you want me to sign it now or later?
  11. Who’s in charge of the school during summer vacation?… The rulers. (Jokes for Teachers)
  12. What is the most popular summer dessert for teachers in Georgia?… Peach pi. (Georgia Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  13. Do fish go on summer vacation?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes & Summer Jokes)
  14. Why was the teacher cross-eyed fired on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Biology Jokes)
  15. What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer. (Summer Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah who?… Noah more school – it’s summer vacation! (School Knock Knock Jokes)
  17. What school supply is still tired all summer long?…A knapsack. (Napping Jokes)
  18. Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  19. Which friend do students never see over summer vacation?… Their princi-PAL. (Principal Jokes for Kids)
  20. Will you have statistics class next year?… Probably. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  21. Why did the M&M go to summer school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
  22. What U.S. state teaches math class all year long?… Mathachusetts. (Massachusetts Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  23. What do math teachers eat during summer vacation?… Square meals! (Summer Jokes)
  24. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to summer school? (Summer School Jokes for Kids)
  25. What do math teachers serve for dessert during the summer?… Pi. (Summer Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
  26. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave school, thank your teacher for a great year! (Write a Thank You Letter to A Teacher)
  27. Who goes to school during the summer?… Surfers – they go to boarding school. (Surfing Jokes)
  28. Why did the Lifesaver go to summer school?… It wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes)
  29. What kind of school do you go to if you’re an ice cream man?… Sundae school. (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  30. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?…  Boarding school. (Surfing Jokes for Kids & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  31. How is the student’s grade like going on summer vacation?… It was at C level. (Ocean Jokes & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  32. Why did the teacher scold her student all year long for something he didn’t do?… It was his homework that he didn’t do!
  33. What stays in the school during summer vacation?…The alpha-bat. (Elementary School Jokes & Bat Jokes)
  34. What are a teacher’s three favorite words?… June, July and August. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Jokes for Teachers)
  35. Who goes to school during the summer?… The ice cream man – he goes to Sundae school. ((Ice Cream Jokes)
  36. What did the student say when his teacher asked him to pay a little attention on the last day of school?… But I’m paying as little attention as I can! (Jokes for Teachers)
  37. Why was the teacher cross-eyed on the last day of school?… She lost control of her pupils. (Jokes for Teachers)
  38. What can’t your parents make you do during the summer?… Your school homework. (Summer Jokes)
  39. What is white when its dirty and black when it is clean?… A blackboard. (Jokes for Teachers)
  40. Where do sheep go for summer vacation?… The Baa-hamas. (World Geography Jokes)
  41. What do math teachers worry about during the summer?… Mathema-tick bites. (Summer Jokes & Math Jokes for Kids)
  42. What school subject do caterpillars miss most when school is out for the summer?… Mothematics. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  43. What did the circle say to the rectangle?… You’re such a square. (Geometry Jokes for Teachers)
  44. What do teachers use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks. (Math Jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)
  45. What do lobsters do on the last day of school?… They shellabrate! (Lobster Jokes)
  46. Why was the warlock so bad at math?… He never knew WITCH equation to use. (Witch Jokes)
  47. What do they do on the last day of sheep school?… Have a baa-baa-cue. (Sheep Jokes)
  48. Why was the school cafeteria clock behind on the last day of school?… It went back four seconds. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  49. What was the weather like when the right angle went swimming?… It was 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Kids & Swimming Jokes)
  50. Why did the teacher wear sunglasses to the last day of school?… Because her students were so bright. (Jokes for Teachers)
  51. What do elves need to learn before the last day of school?… The elf-abet. (Elf Jokes)
  52. What is the most popular summer dessert for principals in Georgia?… Peach pi. (Georgia Jokes & Principal Jokes)
  53. It was the last day of school, and all the students were bringing presents for their teacher. A florist’s daughter came up and gave her teacher a box. The teacher said, I will bet these are flowers! The girl replied, How did you know? Just a lucky guess, she said. Next, a boy whose family owned a candy store came up and gave the teacher a box. She said that she knew it was candy. When the boy asked how she knew, she again said, Just a lucky guess. Finally, a boy whose father owned a liquor store came up and gave the teacher a box, but one of the box’s corners was damp from a leak. The teacher asked the boy if it was wine. The boy said, No. She touched the leak and put it to her tongue and asked if it was champagne. The boy again said no. Finally, she gave up and asked him what was in the box. He said happily, A puppy! (Puppy Jokes for Kids & Jokes for Teachers)
  54. Why did the broom have to go to summer school?… Because it was always sweeping during class! (Top Summer School Jokes)
  55. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys the last day of school — no homework ALL SUMMER! (Summer Jokes for Kids & School Knock Knock Jokes)
  56. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last day of school! (School Knock Knock Jokes)
  57. How can you make the last day of school fly by?… Throw a clock! (Pilot Jokes & Daylight Savings Jokes)
  58. Why couldn’t the kids go to the new summer pirate movie?… Because it was rated ARRRRRRRR! (Summer Jokes for Kids & Pirate Jokes)
  59. What do math professors use to light a campfire when school’s out?… Arithma-sticks. (Math Jokes for Kids & Camping Jokes)
  60. Why didn’t the high school basketball player go away for summer vacation?… He didn’t want to get called for traveling. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  61. How did the music teacher get locked into the school all summer?… The keys were inside her piano. (Piano Jokes & Music Jokes)
  62. How is a teacher’s summer vacation like someone closing their eyes?… There aren’t any pupils to see.
  63. Why was the math book sad that school was over for the year?… Because it needed help solving it’s problems. (Math Jokes for Kids & Book Jokes)
  64. Which students never miss class during the summer?… All of them because nobody misses going to school during the summer!
  65. Why did the right triangle put the air conditioner on?… Because it was 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  66. What kind of teacher passes gas?… A tutor! (Tutoring Jokes)
  67. Mother: How did you find school on the last day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Mother’s Day Jokes for Kids)
  68. What’s big and yellow and comes in the morning to dampens a mother’s day?… The school bus on the last day of school! (Mom Jokes)
  69. Parent: I see you missed the last day of school. Student: Yes, but I didn’t miss it much.
  70. Why was the teacher wearing sunglasses on the last day of school?… She had bright students! (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  71. Son: I’m not going back to school ever again! Mother: Why not? Son: The teacher doesn’t know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
  72. What are you going to be when you get out of school?… An old man! (Grandparent Jokes for Kids)
  73. What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream!
  74. Why didn’t the middle school basketball player go away for summer vacation?… He didn’t want to get called for traveling.
  75. Why didn’t the elementary school basketball player go away for summer vacation?… He didn’t want to get called for traveling.
  76. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Sadie… Sadie, who?… Sadie Pledge of Allegiance — it’s the Fourth of July! (1st Day of School Jokes & 4th of July Jokes)