Surfing Jokes for Kids

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best surfing jokes.
  2. What is a surfer’s favorite kind of weather?… A heat wave. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  3. What do sharks use before attacking surfers?… Sun Scream. (Shark Jokes)
  4. What does a shark call a surfboard?… A serve board.
  5. Why did the surfer put peanut butter on his surf board?… To go with the jellyfish.
  6. What kind of school do you go to if you’re a surfer?…  Boarding school. (Jokes for the Last Day of School & Summer Jokes for Kids)
  7. How do surfers do in summer school?… Not too good. Just a little above C level. (Summer Jokes & Jokes for Teachers)
  8. The best day at work will never be as good as your worst day surfing. (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. I asked my surfer friend if he plans to evacuate for the hurricane… He said, “Na-ama-ste.” (Hurricane Jokes)
  10. What kind of hair do surfers have?… Wavy! (Barber Jokes)
  11. What’s a surfers favorite piece of clothing?… Tube socks.
  12. What music group do surfers love?… Katrina and the Waves. (365 Music Jokes)
  13. Did you hear about the surfer who lost his left arm and left leg in a shark attack… he is all right now. (Shark Jokes)
  14. What did the tide give on the hot day?… A heat wave. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  15. What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?… The Great Barrier Leaf. (World Geography Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  16. What detergent do surfers use to wash their wet suit?… Tide!
  17. Instead of watching the news, my friend goes body surfing at the beach every morning… She says it keeps her up to date with current events.
  18. Why do surfers eat cold food?… Because they hate microwaves. 
  19. Where do musical notes go surfing?… On sound waves.
  20. How do surfers clean themselves?… They wash up on shore! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  21. What did the wave say to the surfer?…  Have a swell time! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  22. How do people surfing say “HI” to each other?… They wave! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  23. Why didn’t the surfer ride the glassy waves?… Because he heard they were breaking! (World Oceans Day Jokes)
  24. Why did the spider take swimming lessons?… He wanted to surf the Web. (Spiderman Jokes / Computer Jokes / Swimming Jokes)
  25. Surfing is one of the few sports where you can pee whenever you want… That’s why they call them wetsuits.
  26. Why did the surfer cross the beach?… To get to the other tide.(World Oceans Day Jokes)
  27. Surfing is a form of torture… because technically it’s water boarding.
  28. Give a man a surfboard, and you’ve distracted him for a day. Teach a man to surf, and you can’t get him to work.
  29. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about surfing?
  30. What did one surfer say to the other?… DUDE!
  31. Why are surfer’s generally more cheerful and relaxed then most others?… They are the only grownups who get to pee in their cloths on a regular basis.
  32. How do you get a surfer to school on time?… Tell him the waves are bad! (180 School Jokes)
  33. What do surfers say on Halloween?… Gourd vibes only, bro. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  34. What did the turtle say to the surfing turtle?… You’re turtally wicked! (Turtle Jokes for Kids)
  35. What did the shark say to the surfer?… Come on in, the water’s fine! (Shark Jokes)
  36. What do surfing and oil have in common?… They’re both measured by the barrel. 
  37. Who goes to school during the summer?… Surfers – they go to boarding school. (Surfing Jokes)
  38. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good surfing knock-knock joke?
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good heat surfing knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  40. Why does a boy throw water on his keyboard?… To surf the internet.
  41. A man’s “I’ll just catch one more wave” is like a woman’s “I just need five more minutes.” 
  42. Golf: For people who don’t know how to surf. (Golf Jokes)
  43. Two surfers are getting ready to paddle out. Surfer #1: “Hey, guess what! I got a new longboard for my wife!” Surfer #2: “Great trade!” 
  44. What did the German animal doctor wear when he went surfing?… A Vetsuit.
  45. What’s the difference between a surfer and a large pizza?… A large pizza can feed a family of five. (Pizza Jokes)
  46. What do you call a surfer who just broke up with his girlfriend?… homeless.
  47. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe teach me how to surf?
  48. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe share the wave?
  49. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe show me how to wax my surfboard?
  50. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe give me a surfing lesson?
  51. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe show me how to put on a wet suit?
  52. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe show me how to ride a wave?
  53. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe take me surfing?