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Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best heat wave jokes.
So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket. (Arizona Jokes)
#1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube. (365 Music Jokes)
What is a surfer’s favorite kind of weather?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
What is a great CD for a heat wave?… Mercury Rising by Sting. (365 Music Jokes)
It’s so hot this heat wave… Ice Cube changed his name to puddle. (365 Music Jokes)
What is the best letter to have during a heat wave?… Iced T. (Grammar Jokes & Iced Tea Jokes)
What would you call south Texas in a heat wave?… Corpus Crispy. (Texas Jokes)
What is the unofficial song for a heat wave?… Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot!
How are people during a heat wave like clothes?… They are sweaters. (Fall Jokes)
What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme! (Donut Jokes)
What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California heat wave?… Mrs. Droughtfire. (California Jokes & Movie Jokes)
What did one pig say to the other at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
What did the tide give on the hot day?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Summer Jokes / Winter Jokes)
What do you get when you cross an earthquake with a heat wave?… Shake ‘n’ Bake. (Earthquake Jokes)
How do you beat the heat in the summertime?… Score more points than them. (365 Basketball Jokes)
Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in July they don’t get much hotter than that! (July Jokes)
How do you help someone during a heat wave?… Give them lemon-ade.
Which runs faster, hot or cold?… Hot!… Everyone can catch a cold. (Track and Field Jokes)
What do toads drink during a heat wave?… Ice cold Croak-o-cola. (Frog Jokes)
Why don’t celebrities have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans.
It’s so hot, I put in a DVD of Frozen… and it played Waterworld. (Movie Jokes)
What kind of food can you get at the beach during a heat wave?… Steamed clams. (Cape Cod Jokes)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
During a heatwave, it’s a good idea to wear two different deodorants – one under each armpit… But that’s just our two scents.
What is the one tea that an Englishman cannot stand during a heat wave?… Humidity. (Tea Jokes)
What do you call ice cream during a heat wave?… Cream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
What do fans do at hot, summer baseball games?… Heat waves. (Baseball Jokes)
My husband keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool. (Marriage Jokes)
What do you give a puppy during a heat wave?… A pupsicle. (Popsicle Jokes)
What happens to garlic during a heat wave?… It takes all it’s cloves off.
How do elephants stay cool during a heat wave?… Ear Conditioning! (Summer Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
During a heat wave, what do cats eat?… A mice-cream cone! (Cat Jokes & Ice Cream Jokes)
Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the heat wave?… Nevermind – it really stinks. (Skunk Jokes)
What do you call a librarian who has been sunburned during a heat wave?… Well red. (Library Jokes)
Where did the storm trooper go to cool off during a heat wave?… The Darth Mall. (Star Wars Jokes)
What do you call a poodle during a heat wave?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
Why don’t musicians have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans. (365 Music Jokes)
Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in August, they don’t get much hotter than that! (August Jokes)
This heat wave is so hot… if it drops below 110 it feels a bit chilly.
What does a bee do during a heat wave?… He takes off his yellow jacket! (Bee Jokes)
What is the unofficial basketball team of the heat wave?… The Miami Heat. (365 Basketball Jokes)
In a heat wave, what do you call a 3-pointer?… A hot shot. (365 Basketball Jokes)
How hot is it during a heat wave?… It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil. (Grammar Jokes)
During the heat wave, what came out of the sprinkler?… Steam.
Why are elephants always ready to swim during a heat wave?… They always have their trunks with them. (Elephant Jokes)
This heat wave is so hot… my computer froze. (Computer Jokes)
This heat wave is so hot… it smells like bacon. (Bacon Jokes)
This heat wave is so hot… that we use our seat belts for branding iron. (Car Jokes)
Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave… They should always be Luke warm. (Star Wars Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about heat waves?
What happens to ice during a heat wave?… It melts.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good heat wave knock-knock joke?
It’s so hot… I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska. (Alaska Jokes)
Why don’t NFL football players suffer during a heat wave?… Because they have many fans. (Football Jokes)
Why don’t college football players suffer during a heat wave?… Because they have many fans. (College Football Jokes)
It’s so hot… if it drops below 100 it feels a bit chilly.
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable experience during the summer heat wave. (Fall Jokes for Kids)
What is it called when a gymnast seasons their food during a heat wave?… Somersault.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good heat wave knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
What does an elephant become after heat stroke during a heat wave?… An Elephaint. (Elephant Jokes)
Why is the sun famous?… Because it is a rising star, everyday. (Sun Jokes)
My wife keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool. (Marriage Jokes)
It’s hotter than a bunsen burner set to full power. (Chemistry Jokes)
What do fans do at hot, summer football games?… Heat waves. (Football Jokes)
It’s so hot that my computer froze. (Computer Jokes)
Why don’t athletes have to worry a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans.
What do the sun and bread have in common?… They both rise in the yeast. (Sun Jokes & Bread Jokes)
It’s so hot in Phoenix that all of the petting zoos are now KFC.
It’s so hot that we use our seat belts for branding iron. (Car Jokes)
What do you call pet rabbits who are super cranky because of heat?… Hot cross buns. (Rabbit Jokes)
During the heat wave, what came out of the sprinkler?… Steam.
What summer camp race is never run?… A swimming race. (Swimming Jokes & Track Jokes)
When do you go at red and stop at green?… At summer camp when you’re eating a watermelon. (Watermelon Jokes for Kids)
What did the bread do during the heat wave?… It loafed around. (Bread Jokes & Travel Blogs)
What did the pig say at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
Why did the dog stay in the shade during the heat wave… It did not want to be a hot dog. (Dog Jokes & Hot Dog Jokes)
What do you call a group of toddlers in a heatwave?… Small fries.
This heat wave is so hot… I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska.
This heat wave is so hot… Ice Cube changed his name to puddle.
This heat wave is so hot… the heat index is somewhere between OMG and WTF!
Why is it that the corner of a room is usually hot?… Because a corner is at 90 degrees. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil.
Why do bananas use sunscreen during a heat wave?… Because they peel. (Banana Jokes)
What warm drink helps a person relax during a heat wave?… Calm-omile tea. (Tea Jokes)
What type of footwear do frogs wear during a heat wave?… Open toad shoes. (Frog Jokes)
How do campfires access the internet during a heat wave?… They log in. (Tree Jokes& Camping Jokes)
Teacher: Where did your sister go during the heat wave? Student: Alaska. Teacher: Never mind, I’ll ask her myself. (Geography Jokes for Kids & Alaska Jokes)
Where does a canoe go when it’s sick during a heat wave?… To the DOCK! (Canoe Jokes for Kids & Doctor Jokes for Kids)
What is the heat index?… Somewhere between OMG and WTH!
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe stay cool during a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
Boy: Would you want to be the sun in my life? Girl: Aww… that’s so sweet, of course. Boy: All right, then stay 92.96 million miles away from me.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe turn up the air conditioner? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
What makes a priest sweat during a heat wave?… Exorcising.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the beach? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
It’s so hot in the shade… I decided to stay in the sun.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the lake? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the pool? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
How many seasons are there in Arizona?… We have four – hot, really hot, hotter than hot and are you kidding me hot.
What’s the best way for a mountaineer to prevent heat stroke on a long hike?… Climb-it control.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the river? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
What kind of jacket makes you hot?… A blazer.
Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe take me to the watering? It’s a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
Why is it that the corner of a room is usually hot?… Because a corner is at 90 degrees.
How many seasons are there in California?… We have four – hot, really hot, hotter than hot and are you kidding me hot.
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Scorch… Scorch who?… Scorch the earth, it’s so hot out here!
Over the summer, Hawaii is expected to break the hottest temperatures ever recorded in its entire history, some places as hot as 101°F… NOT cool. (Summer Jokes & Heat Wave Jokes)

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