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Google Search Heat Wave Jokes
- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best heat wave jokes.
- So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket. (Arizona Jokes)
- #1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube. (365 Music Jokes)
- What is a surfer’s favorite kind of weather?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
- What is a great CD for a heat wave?… Mercury Rising by Sting. (365 Music Jokes)
- It’s so hot this heat wave… Ice Cube changed his name to puddle. (365 Music Jokes)
- What is the best letter to have during a heat wave?… Iced T. (Grammar Jokes & Iced Tea Jokes)
- What would you call south Texas in a heat wave?… Corpus Crispy. (Texas Jokes)
- What is the unofficial song for a heat wave?… Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot!
- How are people during a heat wave like clothes?… They are sweaters. (Fall Jokes)
- What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme! (Donut Jokes)
- What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California heat wave?… Mrs. Droughtfire. (California Jokes & Movie Jokes)
- What did one pig say to the other at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
- What did the tide give on the hot day?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
- During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Summer Jokes / Winter Jokes)
- How do you help someone during a heat wave?… Give them lemon-ade.
- Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in July they don’t get much hotter than that! (July Jokes)
- Which runs faster, hot or cold?… Hot!… Everyone can catch a cold. (Track and Field Jokes)
- What do toads drink during a heat wave?… Ice cold Croak-o-cola. (Frog Jokes)
- Why don’t celebrities have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans.
- It’s so hot, I put in a DVD of Frozen and it played Waterworld. (Movie Jokes)
- What kind of food can you get at the beach during a heat wave?… Steamed clams. (Cape Cod Jokes)
- Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a heat wave? (Canoe Jokes)
- What is the one tea that an Englishman cannot stand during a heat wave?… Humidity. (Tea Jokes)
- What do you call ice cream during a heat wave?… Cream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
- What do fans do at hot, summer baseball games?… Heat waves. (Baseball Jokes)
- My husband keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool. (Marriage Jokes)
- What do you give a puppy during a heat wave?… A pupsicle. (Popsicle Jokes)
- What happens to garlic during a heat wave?… It takes all it’s cloves off.
- How do elephants stay cool during a heat wave?… Ear Conditioning! (Summer Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
- Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the heat wave?… Nevermind – it really stinks. (Skunk Jokes)
- What do you call a librarian who has been sunburned during a heat wave?… Well red. (Library Jokes)
- Where did the storm trooper go to cool off during a heat wave?… The Darth Mall. (Star Wars Jokes)
- What do you call a poodle during a heat wave?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- Why don’t musicians have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans. (365 Music Jokes)
- Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in August, they don’t get much hotter than that! (August Jokes)
- What does a bee do during a heat wave?… He takes off his yellow jacket! (Bee Jokes)
- What is the unofficial basketball team of the heat wave?… The Miami Heat. (365 Basketball Jokes)
- In a heat wave, what do you call a 3-pointer?… A hot shot. (365 Basketball Jokes)
- How hot is it during a heat wave?… It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
- What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil. (Grammar Jokes)
- During the heat wave, what came out of the sprinkler?… Steam.
- Why are elephants always ready to swim during a heat wave?… They always have their trunks with them. (Elephant Jokes)
- Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave… They should always be Luke warm. (Star Wars Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about heat waves?
- What happens to ice during a heat wave?… It melts.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good heat wave knock-knock joke?
- It’s so hot… I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska. (Alaska Jokes)
- Why don’t football players suffer during a heat wave?… Because they have many fans. (Football Jokes)
- It’s so hot… if it drops below 100 it feels a bit chilly.