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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best heat wave jokes.
  2. So a man from Arizona dies and goes to hell… When he gets there he asks Satan for a blanket. (Arizona Jokes)
  3. #1 Rap Concert for a Heat Wave?… Ice T & Ice Cube. (365 Music Jokes)
  4. What is a surfer’s favorite kind of weather?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
  5. What is a great CD for a heat wave?… Mercury Rising by Sting. (365 Music Jokes)
  6. It’s so hot this heat wave… Ice Cube changed his name to puddle. (365 Music Jokes)
  7. What is the best letter to have during a heat wave?… Iced T. (Grammar Jokes & Iced Tea Jokes)
  8. What would you call south Texas in a heat wave?… Corpus Crispy. (Texas Jokes)
  9. What is the unofficial song for a heat wave?… Feeling Hot, Hot, Hot!
  10. How are people during a heat wave like clothes?… They are sweaters. (Fall Jokes)
  11. What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme(Donut Jokes)
  12. What do you call the Robin Williams movie about a hot California heat wave?… Mrs. Droughtfire. (California Jokes & Movie Jokes)
  13. What did one pig say to the other at the beach during the heat wave?… I’m bacon! (Bacon Jokes)
  14. What did the tide give on the hot day?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
  15. During a heat wave, what do you call a dog?… A hot dog, and in the winter it’s a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes / Summer Jokes / Winter Jokes)
  16. How do you help someone during a heat wave?… Give them lemon-ade.
  17. Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in July they don’t get much hotter than that! (July Jokes)
  18. Which runs faster, hot or cold?… Hot!… Everyone can catch a cold. (Track and Field Jokes)
  19. What do toads drink during a heat wave?… Ice cold Croak-o-cola. (Frog Jokes)
  20. Why don’t celebrities have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans.
  21. It’s so hot, I put in a DVD of Frozen and it played Waterworld. (Movie Jokes)
  22. What kind of food can you get at the beach during a heat wave?… Steamed clams. (Cape Cod Jokes)
  23. Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe tell me the definition of a heat wave(Canoe Jokes)
  24. What is the one tea that an Englishman cannot stand during a heat wave?… Humidity. (Tea Jokes)
  25. What do you call ice cream during a heat wave?… Cream. (Ice Cream Jokes)
  26. What do fans do at hot, summer baseball games?… Heat waves. (Baseball Jokes)
  27. My husband keeps turning off the air conditioning… Not cool. (Marriage Jokes)
  28. What do you give a puppy during a heat wave?… A pupsicle. (Popsicle Jokes)
  29. What happens to garlic during a heat wave?… It takes all it’s cloves off.
  30. How do elephants stay cool during a heat wave?… Ear Conditioning! (Summer Jokes & Elephant Jokes)
  31. Have you heard the joke about the skunk and the heat wave?… Nevermind – it really stinks. (Skunk Jokes)
  32. What do you call a librarian who has been sunburned during a heat wave?… Well red. (Library Jokes)
  33. Where did the storm trooper go to cool off during a heat wave?… The Darth Mall. (Star Wars Jokes)
  34. What do you call a poodle during a heat wave?… A hot dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  35. Why don’t musicians have to worry about a heat wave?… They have a lot of fans. (365 Music Jokes)
  36. Looking for a hot date?… Pick any day in August, they don’t get much hotter than that! (August Jokes)
  37. What does a bee do during a heat wave?… He takes off his yellow jacket! (Bee Jokes)
  38. What is the unofficial basketball team of the heat wave?… The Miami Heat. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  39. In a heat wave, what do you call a 3-pointer?… A hot shot. (365 Basketball Jokes)
  40. How hot is it during a heat wave?… It’s so hot that you can’t make a chili dog. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  41. What’s the hottest letter in the alphabet?… ‘B’, because it makes oil, boil. (Grammar Jokes)
  42. During the heat wave, what came out of the sprinkler?… Steam.
  43. Why are elephants always ready to swim during a heat wave?… They always have their trunks with them. (Elephant Jokes)
  44. Make sure to check your Tauntaun for a fever in this heat wave… They should always be Luke warm. (Star Wars Jokes)
  45. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about heat waves?
  46. What happens to ice during a heat wave?… It melts.
  47. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good heat wave knock-knock joke?
  48. It’s so hot… I dreamt I bought a house in Alaska. (Alaska Jokes)
  49. Why don’t football players suffer during a heat wave?… Because they have many fans. (Football Jokes)
  50. It’s so hot… if it drops below 100 it feels a bit chilly.