Cape Cod Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Cape Cod jokes.
  2. Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Shark Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
  3. What is a North Atlantic Right Whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill.
  4. What kind of food can you get at a Cape Cod beach during a heat wave?… Steamed clams. (Heat Wave Jokes)
  5. Where do Cape Cod fish work?… The Offish!
  6. What is a blue whale’s favorite James Bond Film?… Licence to Krill.
  7. What do you call a Massachuestts fish that makes you an offer you can’t refuse?…The Codfather.
  8. What did the Chatham shark plead in the murder case?…Not gill-ty!
  9. A cod walks into a Massachusetts vegetarian restaurant and the waiter says, “Sorry, we don’t serve fish.”
  10. What did the Cape Code beach say to the wave?… “Long tide, no sea.”
  11. What does a Cape Cod National Seashore mermaid wear to maths lessons?… An algae-bra. (Top Algebra Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
  12. Where do Massachusetts shellfish go to borrow money?… The prawn broker.
  13. Where do crabs & lobsters catch their trains?… Kings Crustacean.
  14. What did one Cape Cod National Seashore wave say to the other wave?… Nothing. It just waved.
  15. Why don’t Island Creek Oysters give to charity?… Because they’re shellfish!
  16. Why did the Cape Cod fisherman start doing drugs?… Pier pressure!
  17. What did the Cape Cod Canal say to the Bourne Bridge?… Nothing it waved!
  18. Did you hear about the red ship that collided with the blue ship near Nantucket Sound?… All the passangers were marooned.
  19. What did Cinderella wear when she went swimming in the Cape Cod National Seashore?… Glass flippers.
  20. What is the best way to communicate with a fish on Cape Cod?… Drop it a line!
  21. What did the Cape Cod Canal say to the Sagamore Bridge?… Nothing it waved!
  22. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Cape Cod?
  23. What is the strongest creature in the Atlantic ocean?… A mussel!
  24. What happened to the Chatham shark that swallowed a bunch of keys?…It got lockjaw.
  25. Where does seaweed look for a job?… In the ‘Kelp-wanted’ ads.
  26. Why does the Cape Cod National Seashore wear seashells?…Because she grew out of her B-shells!
  27. Why are there Cape Cod fish at the bottom of the sea?… Because they dropped out of school. (180 School Jokes)
  28. Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?… Because they spend years at C! (Top Pirate Jokes)
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Cape Cod knock-knock joke?
  30. Which fish is the most famous in the ocean?… The star fish!
  31. What did one Cape Code tidepool say to the other tidepool?… Show me your mussels.
  32. What happens when you throw a green rock into the Cape Cod National Seashore?… It gets wet.
  33. Which bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?… Christopher ColumBUS. (Columbus Day Jokes)
  34. Why did the algae & the fungus get married?… They took a lichen to each other (although, unfortunately, their marriage is now on the rocks)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Cape Cod knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  36. What happens when you throw a red rock into the Cape Cod National Seashore?… It sinks to the bottom.
  37. What lies at the bottom of the ocean and twitches?… A nervous wreck.
  38. What does seaweed say when it’s stuck at the bottom of the sea?… “Kelp! Kelp!”
  39. Why are seabirds so lucky in love?… Because one good tern always deserves another.
  40. Where do you calculate the mass of a cetacean?… At a Whale-Weigh Station.
  41. Where does a killer whale go for braces?… The orca-dontist.
  42. What is a cetacean’s favorite TV show?… Whale of fortune.
  43. What puts the white lines on the ocean?… An ocean liner.
  44. Why did the lobster blush?… Because the sea weed!
  45. Have you heard about the restaurant that caters only to dolphins?… It only has 1 customer, but at least it serves a porpoise.
  46. What has no beginning, end or middle & touches every continent?… The Ocean. (World Oceans Day Jokes)