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  1. Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
  2. What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids / Turtle Jokes / Fall Jokes)
  3. What is the cutest season?… Awwtumn.
  4. What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  5. How do leaves get from place to place?… With autumn-mobiles. (Car Jokes)
  6. Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions. (180 School Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  7. Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing! (Fall Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
  8. What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm. (Library Jokes)
  9. What do you call a tree that doubts autumn?… Disbe-leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  10. Did you hear about the tree that had to take time off of work in autumn?… It was on paid leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  11. What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone. (Tree Jokes)
  12. How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  13. What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn?… Taco Fall. (Taco Jokes)
  14. Fence Company Sign: Our favorite fall sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
  15. Why did summer catch autumn?… Because autumn had a fall. (Summer Jokes)
  16. What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash. (Pumpkin Jokes)
  17. If money really did grow on trees, what would be everyone’s favorite season?… Fall. (Tree Jokes)
  18. Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd! (Mole Day Jokes)
  19. Why are trees very forgiving?… Because in the Fall they “Let It Go” and in the Spring they “turn over a new leaf.” (Spring Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  20. What do you call a large colorful pile of leaves?… The Great Barrier Leaf. (World Geography Jokes / Tree Jokes / Surfing Jokes)
  21. What did a tree fighting with autumn say?… That’s it, I’m leaving. (Tree Jokes & Boxing Jokes)
  22. What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Valentine’s Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  23. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?… Finding half a worm.
  24. How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Arbor Day Jokes / Tree Jokes / Computer Jokes)
  25. What falls in autumn?… Leaves! (Arbor Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
  26. What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi (Pi Day Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  27. What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?… A pumpkin patch! (Pumpkin Jokes)
  28. Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?… Because the corn has ears. (Biology Jokes & Corn Jokes)
  29. Why did the scarecrow win a medal?… He was outstanding in his field. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Farming Jokes)
  30. What’s the best thing to put into a pumpkin pie?… Your teeth. (Pumpkin Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
  31. What will fall on the lawn first?… An autumn leaf or a Christmas catalogue? (Christmas Jokes & Christmas Trivia Answers)
  32. Why do birds fly south in the Fall?… Because it’s too far to walk. (Bird Jokes & Walking Jokes)
  33. What do you get when you divide the circumference of your jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi. (Pi Day Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  34. A family of fall leaves were trying to change a light bulb. A squirrel walked by and asked why the bulb wasn’t changed yet and the red leaf said, “Because we keep falling.” (Tree Jokes)
  35. How does an elephant get out of a tree?… Sits on a leaf and waits till Autumn! (Elephant Jokes)
  36. What has ears but can’t hear a thing?… A cornfield. (Corn Jokes & Biology Jokes)
  37. What kind of coat goes on wet?… A coat of paint.
  38. Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?… The Crossing Gourd. (180 School Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  39. What did the tree say to autumn?… leaf me alone. (Tree Jokes)
  40. What’s an elephant’s favorite vegetable?… Squash. (Elephant Jokes)
  41. I’m tall when I’m young, I’m short when I’m old, and every Halloween I stand up inside Jack O Lanterns. What am I?… A candle. (Halloween Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
  42. Who led all the apples to the bakery?…The Pie Piper. (Pie Jokes)
  43. Why did the apple pie cry?… It’s peelings were hurt! (Pie Jokes & Psychology Jokes)
  44. Why do trees try new things so often?… Because every autumn, then turn over a new leaf. (Tree Jokes)
  45. Why are trees so care free and easy going?… Because every fall, they let loose. (Tree Jokes)
  46. What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries. (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  47. When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring. When money was good, I’d bathe in the fall too.
  48. When I was a kid, we were so poor I had to bathe in the spring. When money was good, I’d bathe in the fall too. (Fall Jokes)
  49. What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?… It can look round. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  50. What did the apple say to the pie baker?… Use cherries instead. (Pie Jokes)
  51. How are you supposed to talk in the apple library?… With your incider voice.
  52. What’s the best thing to put into an apple pie?… Your teeth.
  53. Which monster is red, round and comes out in Autumn?… Frankenapple.
  54. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?… Because he was out-standing in his field.
  55. What’s the difference between Christopher Columbus and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind. (Columbus Day Jokes)What do you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?… A Har- VEST. (Thanksgiving Jokes)