Wizard of Oz Jokes

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More Wizard of Oz Jokes…

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Wizard of Oz Jokes!  (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. Who is Dorothy’s favorite band?… Toto. (365 Music Jokes)
  3. If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?… They missed the rains down in Africa. (Music Jokes / Movie Jokes / Rain Jokes / World Geography Jokes / Dog Jokes)
  4. Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz is by far the greatest character of all time… No one could hold a candle to him. (Movie Jokes)
  5. Did Judy Garland do a good job as an actress in the Wizard of Oz?… Yes, she brought the house down. (Movie Jokes)
  6. Where does Dorothy from OZ weigh a pie?… Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh-a-pie! (Pie Jokes)
  7. After a night of camping the Lone Ranger woke to see his tent blown away by a tornado. He declared, “Tonto, we’re not in canvas anymore.” (Kansas Jokes & Camping Jokes & Tent Jokes)
  8. What’s the difference between Christopher Columbus and the Scarecrow from the Wizard of Oz?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind. (Columbus Day Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  9. What did the Munchkins say as Dorothy left Munchkinland?… “Drop in again sometime!”
  10. What is the scarecrow’s favorite fruit?… Straw-berries. (Strawberry Jokes)
  11. What are the moles’ favorite line from the Wizard of Oz?… “I’m mole-ting, i’m mole-ting.” (Mole Day Jokes)
  12. Why was the Tin Man hard to get along with?… Because he was heartless and he had an ax to grind.
  13. Who made Dorothy fall asleep in the poppy field?… The Wicked Witch of the Rest. (Napping Jokes)
  14. How did the Lollipop Guild travel in Munchkinland?… Down the Yellow Lick Road. (Candy Jokes)
  15. Why did Dorothy get lost in Oz?… She had three men giving her directions.
  16. Why did Dorothy scream?… Because the Tin Man stepped on her toto.
  17. What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Italy?… “There’s no place like Rome! There’s no place like Rome!” (World Geography Jokes) 
  18. What did the Munchkins become when a house landed on them?… Crunchkins. (Donut Jokes)
  19. My job is selling houses in places like Narnia, Middle-Earth, Neverland, Oz and Wonderland… I’m a Not Real Estate Agent. (Labor Day Jokes)
  20. What is Dorthy’s favorite song?… Tin Man by America. (365 Music Jokes)
  21. Did Judy Garland ever figure out how much a pie weighs?… Apparently, somewhere over the rainbow you can weigh a pie. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  22. Which of Dorothy’s friends had to have his mouth washed out with soap?… The Swearcrow of Oz.
  23. What relative did Dorothy meet at the Emerald City?… Auntie Gem.
  24. What kid in the Emerald City got the best grades in school?… The Wizard of A’s.
  25. Where did Dorothy slip and fall down?… On the Yellow Slick Road.
  26. Who made the yellow slick road slippery?… The Wizard of Ooze.
  27. How did the Munchkins communicate?… In Yellow Brick Code.
  28. Who gave the Wizard of Oz warts?… The Yellow Brick Toad.
  29. Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for Congress… As they lack a heart, mind, and courage. (Election Jokes)
  30. Who kept making Dorothy scratch herself?… The Wicked Itch of the West.
  31. Who kept telling the Wizard everything Dorothy did wrong?… The Wicked Snitch of the West.
  32. How do old people get around in Oz?… They use Munch-canes.
  33. Where do you go to weigh a pie?… Somewhere, over the rainbow. (Rainbow Jokes & Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  34. What part of Kansas did Toto come from?… To-topeka.
  35. What did the Tin Man say after he fell into a fire?… “I’m molten! molten!”
  36. Instead of Traveling to Oz, the Tin Man, the Lion, and The Scarecrow should run for President… As they lack a heart, mind, and courage. (Election Jokes)
  37. What did the Munchkins sing after the Wicked Witch of the East stole their food and ate it?… “Ding, Dong, the Witch is fed…”
  38. What did Dorothy say when she wanted to go to Alaska?… “There’s no place like Nome! There’s no place like Nome!”
  39. What did the Wicked Witch of the East eat ice cream in?… Munch-cones.
  40. What did Dorothy wear when she was tired?…. Ruby Sleepers.
  41. Where did Dorothy travel when she wanted to make friends?… Down the Hello Brick Road.
  42. Who was called after Dorothy smashed the Wicked Witch of the East?… A witch doctor.
  43. What did Dorothy sing after she slipped?… “Somewhere over the sprained toe!”
  44. Why did the Munchkins burn down Dorthy’s house?… Because they wanted to give her a housewarming.
  45. Where was the Tinman born?… In Tin-buktu.
  46. What happened when a tornado sucked up Toto and the Cowardly Lion?… It rained cats and dogs
  47. What did the Scarecrow say when the Wicked Witch knocked the stuffing out of him?… “That’s the last straw!”
  48. What did the Tin Man say when he chopped down a tree?… “Tin—Ber!”
  49. What did Dorothy say when she walked into the circus tent?… “Lions and Tigers and Chairs, oh my!”
  50. What did Dorothy cut herself with?… The Scissors of Oz.
  51. What does a barber use in Oz?… The Scissors of Oz.
  52. What has wings but can’t fly, sticks its head in the sand, and takes Munchkins for rides?… Oztriches.
  53. What should you hold over your head if you want Dorothy to kiss you?… Mistle-Toto.
  54. Who visits the Munchkins on Christmas?… The Wizard of Claus.
  55. Who did Toto want to chase while he was in Oz?… The Emerald Kitty.
  56. Who cut down all the trees in Munchkinland?… The Wizard of Saws.
  57. Who did Dorothy meet in the desert?…. The Lizard of Oz.
  58. How did the tornado damage Dorothy’s home?… It blew it up.
  59. Who did Dorothy run into when winter came?… The Blizzard of Oz.
  60. Who saved Dorothy from getting lost in the blizzard?… Ozkimos.
  61. What did Dorothy ride on during the blizzard?… Toto-boggans.
  62. Who made the Blizzard of Oz go away?… The Wizard of Thaws.
  63. Did the tornado excite Dorothy?… Yeah, she got carried away.
  64. What did the Munchkins eat for dessert?… The Jello Brick Road.
  65. What brought the Lullaby League to Munchkinland?… A snore-nado.
  66. Who lives in the Emerald City part of the time and in space the rest of the time?… Oztronauts.
  67. What do you have when you have 16 copies of the Wizard of Oz?… The Wizard of Lb.
  68. Who kept throwing garbage at Dorothy and her friends?… The Wicked Witch of the Waste.
  69. What kind of trees grow in the Emerald City?… Evergreens.
  70. What part of Dorothy’s house spun round and round during the tornado?… the house-top.
  71. What did the Munchkins sing when the Wicked Witch of the East fell into her food processor?… “Ding, Dong, the Witch is shred…”
  72. Why would the Wicked Witch of the East have made a good pet?… Because she was housebroken.
  73. Who did Dorothy visit when she cut herself?… The Wizard of Gauze.
  74. Which of Dorothy’s friends looked like a box?… The Squarecrow of Oz.
  75. Who was the Squarecrow’s best friend?… The Cowardly Line.
  76. Who was the kindest of Dorothy’s friends?… The Carecrow of Oz.
  77. What did the eyewitnesses say when they saw Dorothy get in an automobile accident?…. “Come out, come out, wherever you are, and meet the young lady who fell from a car.”
  78. What did the Munchkins sing after the good witch turned the Wicked Witch of the West into a dinner roll?… “Ding, Dong, the Witch is bread…”
  79. Who did the Cowardly Lion visit when he got a thorn in his foot?… The Wizard of Paws.
  80. How did Dorothy’s dog travel through Oz?… Incogni-toto.
  81. “WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?” Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly:” I’ve come for some courage.” “NO PROBLEM!” says the Wizard. “WHO IS NEXT?” Ronald Reagan steps forward, “Well………, I…….I think I need a brain.” “DONE” says the Wizard. “WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL OZ?” Up stepped George Bush sadly, “I’m told by the American people that I need a heart.” “I’VE HEARD IT’S TRUE!” says the Wizard. “CONSIDER IT DONE.” There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around, but doesn’t say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, “WHAT DO YOU WANT?” “Is Dorothy here?” (Presidents Jokes)
  82. What path in Oz plays beautiful music as you travel on it?… The Cello Brick Road.
  83. What insect did Dorothy see in the tornado?… A housefly.
  84. Which of Dorothy’s friends had spent a lot of time out in the sun?… The Tan Woodsman of Oz.
  85. What place in Oz has the most plants?… The Emerald City. It’s full of greenhouses.
  86. What grows best in the greenhouses?… Green vegetables.
  87. What’s the Tin Man’s head filled with?… Gela-tin.
  88. What hopped along beside Dorothy as she traveled through Oz?… Totoads.
  89. Why did Dorothy and her friends hate the Tin Man in the morning?… Because he liked to get up oily.
  90. Who followed Dorothy around, waiting for her to die?… The Buzzard of Oz.
  91. What did the Munchkins tell Dorothy to do if she got hungry?… “Swallow the Yellow Brick Road.”
  92. What’s the best kind of house to hit a witch with?… A clubhouse.
  93. Who kept trying to make Dorothy trip and fall?… The Wicked Ditch of the West.
  94. What did Dorothy wear when she was thirsty?… Ruby Sippers.
  95. Who in Oz makes friends with lions but kills bulls?… Matadorothy.
  96. Who follows Matadorothy around?… A To-toreador.
  97. What cleaned all the garbage out of Kansas?… A janitor-nado.
  98. What is the To-toreador?… He’s a bulldog.
  99. Was Dorothy a good actress?… Yes, she brought the house down.
  100. What would you get if you smashed Toto?… A totortilla.
  101. Where did the Oztronauts land their rockets?…. On Ozteroids.
  102. What did Dorothy have on her arm?… A Toto tattoo.
  103. Who were the first residents of Oz?… The Oztecs.
  104. I’m working on a “rock opera” adaptation of The Wizard of Oz that would employ the songs and sounds of the best British artists, including the Rolling Stones, Jessie Ware, Mumford & Sons, the Verve, David Bowie, and Radiohead… It’s called “Mum-Ware Stone-Verve the Rade-Bow.”
  105. What’s the yellow brick road paved with?… Ozphalt.
  106. I saw a magician who could make anything weigh exactly 28.3 grams. His stage name is “The Wizard of Oz.”
  107. What did Dorothy’s dog sit on when he got tired?… Totoadstools.
  108. Who always told Dorothy the wrong time?… The Wicked Watch of the West.
  109. What’s the best way to blow up Toto?… With a Totorpedo.
  110. Who did the Scarecrow visit when the wicked witch knocked the stuffing out of him?… The Wizard of Straws.
  111. What did Dorothy’s dog wear when he went dancing?… A Toto tutu.
  112. What would Dorothy’s dog wear if they went to Rome?… A Totoga.
  113. What did Dorothy wear when she fed the pigs?… Ruby Sloppers.
  114. What did Dorothy take when she had a headache?… Ozpirin.
  115. Who did the Cowardly Lion visit when he got a thorn in his foot?… The Wizard of Paws.
  116. What did Toto become when the Indians found him?… A Tototem pole.
  117. Where did Dorothy go when she was in a hurry?… Down the Yellow Quick Road.
  118. What did Dorothy say when she walked into a dark fruit orchard?… “Lions and Tigers and Pears, oh my!”
  119. What did the wicked witch of the west put on their sandwiches?… Toto-matoes.
  120. What did the Wicked Witch of the West eat for breakfast?… Totoast.
  121. What did the Wicked Witch make Dorothy eat while she was in Oz?… Ozparagus.
  122. What did the Wicked Witch of the East keep her food in?… Munch-cans.
  123. What did the Wicked Witch of the East eat at noon?… Lunchkins.
  124. And what did she drink?… Punchkins.