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  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Harvest Moon jokes.
  2. Why wasn’t the Harvest Moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  3. What is the best CD to listen to on the night of a the Harvest Moon?… Full Moon Fever by Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers. (Music Jokes)
  4. What is the best song to listen to on a full moon night in September?… Harvest Moon by Neil Young. (Music Jokes)
  5. What is a great CD to listen to during the Harvest Moon?… Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd. 
  6. What do you wear to the September full moon?… A Har-VEST. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  7. Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the Harvest Moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  8. Why did the cow jump over the Harvest Moon?… Because the farmer had cold hands!
  9. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the Harvest Moon?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  10. What squirms and howls at the Harvest Moon?… Wereworms. (Worm Jokes & Full Moon Jokes)
  11. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the Harvest Moon?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  12. If there’s a Harvest Moon in October… Does that make it a Red October?
  13. What do you call a clock on the Harvest Moon?… A lunartick.
  14. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Harvest Moon? 
  15. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Harvest Moon knock-knock joke?
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Harvest Moon knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  17. Did you hear about the hot dog stand on the moon… The hot dogs were out of this world, but there was absolutely no atmosphere. (Hot Dog Jokes)
  18. How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Barber Jokes for Kids & Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  19. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  20. Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere.
  21. What was the name of the first satellite to orbit the Earth?… The moon. (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
  22. What holds the moon up?… Moonbeams.
  23. What do you call a moon out of orbit?…  A Lunatic! (Psychology Jokes)
  24. How do you know when the moon is going broke?… When it’s down to its last quarter.
  25. Why didn’t Washington make a reservation to the restaurant on the moon?… Great food, no atmosphere! (Memorial Day Jokes)
  26. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Math Jokes & Pi Day Jokes)
  27. What does Michael Jackson have in common with the NASA?… It’s been decades since their first moon walk.
  28. “Why does the Moon orbit the Earth?”… “To get to the other side?” (Top Geography Jokes)
  29. Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?… It’s a little meteor! (Top Geography Jokes)
  30. How many aerospace engineers does it take to change a light bulb on the moon?… None. It doesn’t take a rocket scientist, you know.
  31. How does one astronaut on the moon tell another astronaut that he is sorry?… He Apollo-gises.
  32. Did you hear about the bones they found on the moon?… It seems like the cow did not make it.
  33. What do moon people do when they get married?… They go off on their honeyearth! (Top Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  34. Why is an astronaut like a football player?… They both want touchdowns! (365 Sports Jokes & Top Football Jokes)
  35. What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter?… Moon pi. (Full Moon Jokes)
  36. What’s the moon goddess’ favorite James Bond movie?… Diana the Day. (or Moonraker)
  37. Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” (Sun Jokes)