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  1. Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” (Full Moon Jokes)
  2. How come Voldemort hates the sun?… Because his sunglasses won’t stay up. (Sunglasses Jokes & Harry Potter Jokes)
  3. A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo Lion: “You are late! We said to meet at sunset!” Giraffe: “I can still see the sun.” (Giraffe Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
  4. It just occurred to me Trump’s inauguration was cloudy… I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show.  (Inauguration Jokes)
  5. There’s a lunar eclipse, and the Sun and Moon are aligned. The Moon says “Hello Mr Sun, I don’t come across you very often!” The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up and replies, “Yes well, we move in different circles.” (Full Moon Jokes)
  6. What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day! (Summer Jokes)
  7. Why was the middle school teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students! (Middle School Jokes)
  8. How does the sun listen to music?… On its ray-dio! (Music Jokes & Sun Jokes)
  9. Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter. (Sun Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Astronomy Jokes)
  10. Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (Astronomy Jokes & College Jokes)
  11. How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Full Moon Jokes)
  12. What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
  13. The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn. I asked him, “Pasteurized?” He said, “No, just up to your neck.” (Doctor Jokes & Milk Jokes)
  14. What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses. (Sunglasses Jokes)
  15. What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams! (Sun Jokes)
  16. What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes & Flower Jokes)