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- Top 10 Jokes for Each Month
- 365 Family Friendly Jokes
- 180 School Jokes
- Middle School Jokes
- Jokes for Special Day of the Year
- (Sun Jokes)
- Moon Landing After the Americans went to the Moon, the Soviets announced that they would be sending a man to the Sun. The engineers objected. “If you send a man to the Sun, he will burn up!” “What do you think I am, stupid?” he replied. “We’ll send him at night!” (Full Moon Jokes)
- How come Voldemort hates the sun?… Because his sunglasses won’t stay up. (Sunglasses Jokes & Harry Potter Jokes)
- A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo Lion: “You are late! We said to meet at sunset!” Giraffe: “I can still see the sun.” (Giraffe Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
- It just occurred to me Trump’s inauguration was cloudy… I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show. (Inauguration Jokes)
- There’s a lunar eclipse, and the Sun and Moon are aligned. The Moon says “Hello Mr Sun, I don’t come across you very often!” The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up and replies, “Yes well, we move in different circles.” (Full Moon Jokes)
- What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day! (Summer Jokes)
- Why was the middle school teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students! (Middle School Jokes)
- How does the sun listen to music?… On its ray-dio! (Music Jokes & Sun Jokes)
- Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter. (Sun Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Astronomy Jokes)
- Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (Astronomy Jokes & College Jokes)
- How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Full Moon Jokes)
- What do you call two suns fighting each other?… Star Wars. (May the 4th Be With You Jokes)
- The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn. I asked him, “Pasteurized?” He said, “No, just up to your neck.” (Doctor Jokes & Milk Jokes)
- What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses. (Sunglasses Jokes)
- What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams! (Sun Jokes)
- What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes & Flower Jokes)