Sun Jokes

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It just occurred to me Trump’s inauguration was cloudy… I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show. (Inauguration Jokes)
There’s a lunar eclipse, and the Sun and Moon are aligned. The Moon says “Hello Mr Sun, I don’t come across you very often!” The Sun arrogantly turns his nose up and replies, “Yes well, we move in different circles.” (Full Moon Jokes)
What’s the best day to go to the beach?… SUN day! (Summer Jokes)
Why was the middle school teacher wearing sunglasses to school?… She had bright students! (Middle School Jokes)
How does the sun listen to music?… On its ray-dio! (Music Jokes & Sun Jokes)
Why did the sun go to school?… To get brighter. (Sun Jokes / 180 School Jokes / Astronomy Jokes)
Why didn’t the sun go to college?… Because it already had a million degrees! (Astronomy Jokes & College Jokes)
How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Full Moon Jokes)
The doctor told me to get in a bathtub full of milk to soothe my sunburn. I asked him, “Pasteurized?” He said, “No, just up to your neck.” (Doctor Jokes & Milk Jokes)
What does the sun drink out of?… SUN glasses.
What holds the sun up in the sky?… Sunbeams! (Sun Jokes)
What is the best flower for a boy to give his mom?… Son-flower! (Mom Jokes & Flower Jokes)