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- Why don’t you see giraffes in elementary school?… Because they’re all in High School. (Elementary School Jokes & High School Jokes)
- What do you get if you cross a giraffes with a police-man ?… Long-arm of the Law! (Police Jokes for Kids)
- What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck. (Turtle Jokes & Fall Jokes)
- Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?… It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.
- What do you call a giraffe winning a horse race?… A longshot. (Horse Racing Jokes)
- What do you call an animal that turns into a boat?… a GIRRAFT.
- What do you get when two giraffes collide?… A giraffic jam.
- Why don’t giraffes like fast food?… Because they can’t catch it! (Fast Food Jokes)
- What did Dracula say then he saw a giraffe for the first time?… I’d like to get to gnaw you.
- I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a giraffe, you’ve seen a maul.
- When does a giraffe have 8 legs?…When there are two of them! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
- Why do giraffes have long necks?… Because their feet smell! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What do giraffes have that no one else has?… Baby giraffes!
- What do you get when you cross a giraffe with a hedgehog?… A twelve-foot toothbrush (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
- Why was the giraffe late?… Because he got caught in a giraffic jam!