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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best art jokes.
- Earth without art is just “eh.” (Earth Day Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross an angry cat with a famous painter?… Clawed Monet! (Cat Jokes)
- What did the picture in the principal’s office say?… I was framed. (Principal Jokes)
- Who is a bee’s favorite painter?… Pablo Beecasso! (Bee Jokes)
- What’s an Etch-A-Sketch artist’s worst nightmare?… An earthquake. (Earthquake Jokes & Napping Jokes)
- What did the picture in the principal’s office say?… I was framed. (Principal Jokes)
- What’s the most famous painting of an eclipse?… The Moona Lisa.
- What did people say in January, to celebrate Van Gogh’s new prosthetic?… Happy New Ear! (January Jokes)
- Why did the nurse go to art school?… So they could learn to draw blood. (Nurse Jokes & May Jokes for Teachers)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about art?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good art knock-knock joke?
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good art knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What is a builder’s favorite kind of paper?… Construction paper!
- What do you call a mural of a giraffe in the street?… Giraffiti. (Giraffe Jokes)
- Why did the college basketball player sign up for the arts & crafts class?… He wanted to learn how to make baskets! (March Madness Jokes)
- What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (American Revolution Jokes)
- Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler. (4th of July Jokes)
- Why do influencers always carry a pencil?… To draw attention. (Pencil Jokes)
- My mom hung up all of my pencil drawings…. it kinda makes my house look sketchy. (Mom Jokes)
- Why was the pencil brought in for questioning… Because they thought he was sketchy.
- Why did the basketball player sit on the sideline and sketch pictures of chickens?… He was trying to draw fowls / fouls. (Chicken Jokes & March Madness Jokes)
- The youth of today don’t know how to make those 90s rainbow tie-dye t-shirts… It’s a dying art! (Rainbow Jokes)
- What did the painter say to her sweetheart?… I love you with all my art. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Grinch Jokes)
- What is a pirate’s favorite subject?… Arrrrrrt. (Pirate Jokes)
- What happened to the pottery at summer camp?… He got fired! (Summer Camp Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
- What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Grinch Jokes)
- What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (American Revolution Jokes)
- What did the middle school student’s artwork say to the wall?… I was framed! (Middle School Jokes)
- Why did the middle school teacher draw on the window?… Because he wanted his lesson to be very clear! (Middle School Jokes)
- Did you hear about the artist in the Continental Army?… He was a Yankee doodler. (American Revolution Jokes)
- What did the high school student’s artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!
- What did the elementary student’s artwork say to the wall?… I was framed!