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  1. What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
  2. Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause.
  3. Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  4. Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic. (Psychology Jokes)
  5. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  6. What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  7. What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin! (Batman Jokes)
  8. What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize! (Police Jokes)
  9. Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?… He decided it wasn’t worth the whisk!
  10. What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Art Jokes)
  11. What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grammar Jokes)
  12. Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?… Because he needs to get up on time! (Police Jokes)
  13. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet!
  14. Where does the Grinch go to watch movies?… The IMAX!
  15. Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds!
  16. Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him!
  17. Why is it so hard to ignore the Grinch on Christmas?… He has all the presence!
  18. What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
  19. How fast did the Grinch’s sleigh go? Max speed!Max speed! 
  20. What’s the Grinch’s favourite board game?  Mean-opoly! 
  21. Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank.
  22. What is the Grinch’s favorite board game?… Mean-opoly.
  23. Why can’t the Grinch get down from the mountain?… You can only get down from a goose.
  24. How did the city folk in Whoville refer to the Grinch?… As a Hill-Bully.
  25. How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  26. Why did the Grinch want to go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him.
  27. I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile.
  28. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit.
  29. Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
  30. What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show.
  31. Why was it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas morning?… He had all the presence. 
  32. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado.