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  1. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
  2. Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause. (Police Jokes & Grammar Jokes)
  3. I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile. (Movie Jokes)
  4. What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
  5. Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  6. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  7. What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  8. Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic. (Psychology Jokes)
  9. What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize! (Police Jokes)
  10. How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  11. What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?…  Mean-opoly! 
  12. How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  13. What did Mr. Turkey say to the Grinch?… We would like to hire you to steal Thanksgiving. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  14. Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?… He decided it wasn’t worth the whisk! (Police Jokes)
  15. Where does the Grinch go to watch movies?… The IMAX! (Movie Jokes)
  16. How did the city folk in Whoville refer to the Grinch?… As a Hill-Bully. (Anti-Bullying Blogs)
  17. Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him!
  18. What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
  19. What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin! (Batman Jokes)
  20. What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Art Jokes)
  21. What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grammar Jokes)
  22. Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds! (Hiking Jokes)
  23. Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?… Because he needs to get up on time! (Police Jokes)
  24. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet! (Egg Jokes & Book Jokes)
  25. Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snow Jokes)
  26. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit. (Beer Jokes)
  27. What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?… Who goes there? (Police Jokes)
  28. Why was it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas morning?… He had all the presence. 
  29. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  30. Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
  31. I told my wife that I thought that the Grinch’s voice was a little strange… But the wife said “Who?”
  32. Knock knock… Who’s there?… That’s right, the who’s are here! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)