Grinch Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Grinch jokes. (Grinch Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  3. What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
  4. Where does the Grinch go to watch movies?… The IMAX! (Movie Jokes)
  5. I’ve heard the reviews for the new Grinch movie have been bad. One reviewer asked theater goers if they would watch The Grinch or a video of a sea sick crocodile, and 90% proffered watching the sea sick crocodile. (Movie Jokes)
  6. Does the Grinch use the metric system?… No, he measures everything in grinches. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
  7. How does the Grinch climb Mt. Crumpit?… grinch by grinch. (Hiking Jokes)
  8. How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas party?… He took a Who-ber. (Car Jokes)
  9. What do you call the chocolate bars the Grinch stole?… Hot chocolate. (Chocolate Jokes & Candy Jokes)
  10. Why couldn’t the Grinch steal Christmas?… Because of the Santa clause. (Police Jokes / Lawyer Jokes / Grammar Jokes)
  11. What one thing became more clear as you got older?… Why the Grinch wanted to live alone with his dog. (Grandparent Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  12. How did the Grinch know to average all of the presents he stole, so that each Who in Whoville got the same amount returned to them?… He’s a mean one, Mr. Grinch. (Math Jokes for Kids)
  13. Why was the Grinch afraid of Santa Claus?… He was Claustrophobic. (Psychology Jokes)
  14. Why is the Grinch such a good gardener?… He has a green thumb.
  15. What is the Grinch’s favorite breakfast dish?… Green Eggs and Ham! (Egg Jokes & Book Jokes)
  16. What’s the difference between someone who doesn’t understand figures of speech, and the Grinch?… The first takes things literally. The other takes things, literally! (Grammar Jokes)
  17. How fast did the Grinch’s sled go?… Max speed. (Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mean, green character who stole Christmas. (Canoe Jokes)
  19. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the author of “How the Grinch Stole Christmas?”(Canoe Jokes)
  20. What is the Grinch’s least favorite rap group?… Who-Tang Clan.
  21. How does the Grinch measure Christmas trees?… In grinches. (Christmas Tree Jokes)
  22. Why does the Grinch hate Christmas?… Because it makes him green with envy!
  23. What does the Grinch eat for dessert?… Heist cream! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  24. What’s the difference between Batman and the Grinch?… Batman can go into Whoville without Robin! (Batman Jokes)
  25. What does the Grinch see with?… Burglarize! (Police Jokes)
  26. Why was the Grinch invited to the Cinco de Mayo party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Dr. Seuss Jokes & Cinco de Mayo Jokes)
  27. Who is the Grinch’s favorite character in Snow White?… Grumpy! (Disney Jokes)
  28. Why can’t the Grinch get down from Mount Crumpit?… You can only get down from birds! (Hiking Jokes)
  29. The older I get… the more I relate to the grinch living alone with his dog. (Dog Jokes)
  30. What do people say when they hear the Grinch stealing from them?… Who goes there? (Police Jokes)
  31. What is the Grinch’s favorite play?… Green Eggs and Hamlet! (Egg Jokes & Book Jokes)
  32. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the Grinch does after he returns the toys to Whoville?… He carves the Roast Beast. (Canoe Jokes)
  33. Why was it so hard to miss the Grinch on Christmas morning?… He had all the presence. 
  34. What’s the Grinch’s favorite board game?…  Mean-opoly! 
  35. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about the Grinch?
  36. Why did the Grinch not steal any kitchen utensils?… He decided it wasn’t worth the whisk! (Police Jokes)
  37. How did the city folk in Whoville refer to the Grinch?… As a Hill-Bully. (Anti-Bullying Blogs)
  38. What did all the turkeys say to the Grinch?… We would like to hire you to steal Thanksgiving. (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  39. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the Grinch’s dog? (Canoe Jokes & Dog Jokes)
  40. Grinch Pick-up Line: Can I take you out?… It’d really make my heart grow three sizes!
  41. Why did the Grinch go down the chimney?… Because it sooted him!
  42. What happened when the Grinch went to the flea circus?… He stole the show!
  43. What did the Grinch say when he was caught stealing from a French art museum?… I did it for the Monet! (Art Jokes)
  44. Grinch Pick-up Line: You’re as irresistible as roast beast on Christmas Day!
  45. Why is the Grinch seeking out a contract lawyer?… To help get rid of the Santa Clauses. (Lawyer Jokes)
  46. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what was the last thing the Grinch took from Whoville?… A log from the fire. (Canoe Jokes)
  47. Grinch Pun: Call me the Grinch because I’m stealing kisses under the mistletoe.
  48. Why did the Grinch go to the liquor store?… To find some Christmas spirit. (Beer Jokes)
  49. I’m throwing a hobbit party to watch the Grinch… It’s just a little get-together. (101 Lord of the Rings Jokes)
  50. Why did the Grinch get a burglar alarm?… Because he needs to get up on time! (Police Jokes)
  51. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Grinch knock-knock joke?
  52. Where does the Grinch keep his money?… In a snow bank. (Snow Jokes)
  53. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the the Grinch has in his soul? (Canoe Jokes)
  54. I told my wife that I thought that the Grinch’s voice was a little strange… But the wife said “Who?” (Marriage Jokes)
  55. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who gets the first slice of the Roast Beast?… Max. (Canoe Jokes)
  56. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June Who?… June know the mean, green character who stole Christmas.
  57. How much did the Grinch’s heart grow that day?… 3 sizes!
  58. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the Grinch cleaned out the icebox. He even took the last can of what?… Who-hash! (Canoe Jokes)
  59. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how the Grinch makes Max look like a reindeer? (Canoe Jokes & Reindeer Jokes)
  60. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how long has the Grinch hated Christmas?… Fifty-three years.Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the mountain where the Grinch lived? (Canoe Jokes)
  61. Grinch Pun: That gift really took me by surprise—just like the Grinch on Christmas Eve.
  62. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the actor who played the Grinch in the 2000 movie? (Canoe Jokes)
  63. Grinch Pickup Line: Are we at Mount Crumpit? Because my feelings for you are climbing high!
  64. I’m waiting for Spider-Man to come over to watch the Grinch… He said he’s swing by soon. (Spiderman Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  65. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Grinch knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Who’s live in? (Canoe Jokes)
  67. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the town the Grinch steals Christmas from? (Canoe Jokes)
  68. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when stealing a Christmas tree, the Grinch was caught in the act by a small Who (not more than two!)…what was her name?… Cindy-Lou Who (Canoe Jokes)
  69. Why did the Grinch go to therapy?… He needed help with his inner elf.
  70. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how does the Grinch know that Christmas has come in spite of his interference? He hears singing. (Canoe Jokes)
  71.  Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where does the Grinch have termites?… In his smile. (Canoe Jokes)
  72. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Who voiced the Grinch in the original TV special?… Boris Karloff. (Canoe Jokes)
  73. How did the Grinch know that he hadn’t stopped Christmas?… The Who’s were singing. Without presents at all!
  74. Grinch Pun: Don’t be such a Grinch… spread some Christmas cheer!
  75. Grinch Pun: Christmas shopping? It’s all about the “who” in Whoville.
  76. Grinch Pun: Is your name Cindy Lou Who?… Because you’ve stolen my heart.
  77. Grinch Pun: My love for you is bigger than the Grinch’s hate for Christmas.
  78. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what the Grinch said when he was taking the Christmas tree?… “Why, my sweet little tot,” the fake Santy Claus lied, “There’s a light on this tree that won’t light on one side. “So I’m taking it home to my workshop, my dear. “I’ll fix it up there. Then I’ll bring it back here.” (Canoe Jokes)
  79. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me the most likely reason that the Grinch hated Christmas?… (His heart was two sizes too small) (Canoe Jokes)
  80. “If I can’t find a reindeer, I’ll make one instead!” What was the Grinch’s dog’s name?… Max
  81. How does the Grinch measure Christmas Mt. Krumpit?… In grinches.
  82. Knock knock… Who’s there?… That’s right, the who’s are here! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
  83. Why was the Grinch so bad at playing Crazy 8’s?… He was green (he never played before).
  84. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe name the director of the Grinch 2000 movie? (Canoe Jokes)
  85. Grinch Pickup line: You must be the reason my heart grew three sizes today.
  86. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who wrote the book that inspired the Grinch?… Dr. Seuss. (Canoe Jokes)
  87. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who does the Grinch dress up as before he steals all of Whoville’s Christmas trees, presents, and food?… Santa Claus. (Canoe Jokes)
  88. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how old was Cindy Lou Who?… No more than Two. (Canoe Jokes)
  89. Although the Grinch disliked many things about Christmas, what was the one the one thing he liked least of all?… Every Who down in Who-ville would start singing.
  90. Grinch Pun: Let’s make like the Grinch and steal some hearts this season.
  91. Grinch Pun: You’re so sweet, even the Grinch couldn’t resist you.
  92. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Who voiced the Grinch in the original TV special?… Boris Karloff. (Canoe Jokes)
  93. No one at the Grinch viewing party wanted to hear that bee talk about himself… but he just kept droning on. (Bee Jokes)
  94. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who played Betty Lou in the movie the Grinch Who?… Molly Shannon. (Canoe Jokes)
  95. Grinch Pun: If I had a nickel for every time someone said “Bah Humbug,” I’d buy myself something nice.
  96. Grinch Pun: Are you a Christmas gift? Because you’ve got me all wrapped up.
  97. Grinch Pun: Who needs mistletoe when you’ve got charm like mine?
  98. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me when the Grinch ransacked Who-ville, what was “the first thing to go!”… These stockings! (Canoe Jokes)
  99. Why did the elf look so mad?… He had a resting Grinch face. (Elf Jokes)
  100. Grinch Pun: You’re as cuddly as a cactus… but still my favorite.
  101. Grinch Pun: I’m feeling a bit green around the holidays.
  102. Grinch Pun: My heart grew three sizes after that compliment.
  103. Grinch Pun: Let’s make this season bright and not just “Grinchy.”
  104. Grinch Pun: I’m dreaming of a green Christmas—no snow allowed!
  105. Why did the Grinch go to therapy?… He needed help with his inner elf.
  106. Grinch Pun: I tried to be festive, but it felt more like a Grinchmas party instead.
  107. Grinch Pun: This year, let’s deck the halls without being too Scrooge-like. Even if you’re grumpy, there’s always room for gingerbread cookies!
  108. Grinch Pun: When life gives you lemons, turn them into holiday decorations!
  109. Grinch Pun: You’ve got me feeling more festive than Whoville on Christmas morning!
  110. Grinch Pun: If loving you is wrong, then I don’t want to be right—just ask the Grinch!
  111. Grinch Pun: You light up my life brighter than any Who-ville tree could shine.
  112. Grinch Pun: Your smile makes even Mr. Grinch feel warm inside.
  113. Grinch Pun: Just like the Grinch, I’ve been naughty—but only in thoughts of you!
  114. Grinch Pun: My heart races faster than Max chasing after that sleigh when you’re near.
  115. Grinch Pun: Let’s get together and spread some cheer like they do in Whoville!
  116. Grinch Pun: Even if it snows, nothing can chill these feelings I have for you!
  117. Grinch Pun: You’re sweeter than a plate full of Who-pudding!
  118. How does the Grinch descend Mt. Crumpit?… Grinch by grinch. (Grinch Jokes)
  119. How does the Grinch complete a marathon?… Grinch by grinch. (Marathon Jokes)
  120. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me who pulls the Grinch’s sleigh?… The Grinch’s dog, Max. (Canoe Jokes)
  121. How did the Grinch get home from the Christmas Eve party?… He took a Who-ber.
  122. Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over to watch the Grinch?… They are too eccentric! (Geometry Jokes) 
  123. Grinch Pun: The only thing colder than winter is my attitude toward fruitcake.
  124. How does the Grinch get to Whoville?… Grinch by grinch.
  125. What is the Grinch’s least music rap group?… Who-Tang Clan. (365 Music Jokes)
  126. Why do you never want to invite a tree to your house to watch the Grinch?… Because they never leaf when you want them to. (Tree Jokes)
  127. Why does everyone invite ice cream to watch the Grinch?… It’s cool! (Ice Cream Jokes)
  128. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me where the Grinch lives?… (Just North of Who-Ville) (Canoe Jokes)
  129. Why was the Grinch invited to the Halloween costume party?… They thought he was a giant avocado. (Cinco De Mayo Jokes)
  130. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me how many sizes did the Grinch’s heart grow that day?… Three. (Canoe Jokes)
  131. What is the Grinch’s favorite holiday?… Grinchmas! (Christmas Jokes)
  132. What is the Grinch’s least favorite music group?… Who-Tang Clan. (365 Music Jokes)
  133. Grinch Pun: I’m just a little green with envy for your holiday spirit.
  134. How does the Grinch measure Christmas wreaths?… In grinches. (Christmas Wreath Jokes
  135. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what does the Grinch take the last can of?… Who Hash. (Canoe Jokes)
  136. Grinch Pun: Every time I hear carolers, I think they should stick to their day jobs!
  137. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me Which TV network originally aired How the Grinch Stole Christmas?… CBS. (Canoe Jokes)
  138. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what is the real name of the author who wrote the book?… Dr. Theodore Seuss Geisel (Canoe Jokes & Dr. Seuss Jokes)
  139. How did the Grinch get home from the New Year’s Eve party?… He took a Who-ber. (Car Jokes & New Year’s Eve Jokes)
  140. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me why did Grinch steal any vegetables from Whoville?… Because no one will carrot all if they were gone. (Canoe Jokes)
  141. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me what’s the Grinch’s favorite song?… Tresspacito! (365 Music Jokes)
  142. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe Who?… Canoe tell me ho was the costume designer for the 2000s movie adaptation?… Rita Ryack. (Canoe Jokes)