Christmas Wreath Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best Christmas wreath jokes.
  2. So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  3. How does the Grinch measure Christmas wreaths?… In grinches. (Grinch Jokes)
  4. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game on Christmas Day?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  5. Who is the best choice of a musical artist to sing the National Anthem at an NBA game during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (NBA Basketball Jokes)
  6. What are some great Christmas actors, actresses, and performers… “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.” (Movie Jokes)
  7. What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklins! (Music Jokes)
  8. What kind of wreaths do fish hang on their doors?… Coral wreaths. (Fish Jokes)
  9. I told the kids I was naming our wreath. . . A-wreath-a Franklin. The Queen of front door decor. (365 Music Jokes)
  10. I told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn’t block the doorway… Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.
  11. Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs?… A-wreath-a Franklin. (365 Music Jokes)
  12. I knew someone who died in a skydiving accident. Their funeral wreath was in the shape of a parachute… After all, that’s what they would’ve wanted. (Cemetery Jokes)
  13. My friend drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreath in the shape of a life jacket… It’s what he would have wanted. (Cemetery Jokes)
  14. Why did the soul musician pay $100 for a wreath?… The price was “a wreath, a Franklin.” (365 Music Jokes)
  15. For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills… Ya know, a wreath of Franklins. (365 Music Jokes)
  16. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Christmas wreaths?
  17. Who is the greatest Christmas Concert singer?… A-wreathe-a Franklin.
  18. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Christmas wreath knock-knock joke?
  19. Since ancient times, magic practices in Hawaii have depended on placing flower wreaths along specific paths around the island… They rely on these lei-lines.
  20. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Christmas wreath knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  21. The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a gynecologist. (Cemetery Jokes)
  22. The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a proctologist. (Cemetery Jokes)
  23. What are some great Christmas actors, actresses, and performers to be cast in a Christmas Carol… “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.”
  24. Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.”
  25. What version of the National Anthem is most popular in high school gyms before a basketball during the Christmas season?… A “wreath” a Franklin. (High School Basketball Jokes)
  26. I saw a hearse today carrying a wreath that spelled “Dad”… I think they left the “E” out… (Dad Jokes & Cemetery Jokes)