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  1. So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
  2. Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as “Wreath Witherspoon,” “Spruce Willis,” “Judy Garland.”
  3. What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklins!
  4. What kind of wreaths do fish hang on their doors?… Coral wreaths.
  5. I told the kids I was naming our wreath. . . A-wreath-a Franklin. The Queen of front door decor.
  6. I knew someone who died in a skydiving accident. Their funeral wreath was in the shape of a parachute… After all, that’s what they would’ve wanted.
  7. My friend drowned, so at the funeral we got him a wreathe in the shape of a life jacket… It’s what he would have wanted.
  8. Told my girlfriend that the wreath she bought was great, but please make sure it doesn’t block the doorway… Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.
  9. Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs?… A-wreathe-a Franklin.
  10. I saw a hearse today carrying a wreath that spelled “Dad”… I think they left the “E” out…
  11. Why did the soul musician pay $100 for a wreath?… The price was “a wreath, a Franklin”.
  12. For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills… Ya know, a wreath of Franklins.
  13. Who is the greatest singer of Christmas songs?… A-wreathe-a Franklin
  14. Since ancient times, magic practices in Hawaii have depended on placing flower wreaths along specific paths around the island… They rely on these lei-lines.
  15. The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a gynecologist.
  16. The heart shaped wreath at the funeral of a a cardiologist… makes one wonder for the funeral of a proctologist.