365 Family-friendly Jokes: Joke of the Day

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July Jokes / Top 10 July Jokes

July 1st: Canada Day Jokes: If you’re Canadian when you go into the bathroom, and you’re Canadian when you come out of the bathroom, then what are you when you are in the bathroom?… European! (World Geography Jokes)
July 1st: National Postal Workers Day: National Postal Workers Day Jokes: What do the winning Super Bowl team, Karl Malone, and the mailman have in common?… They always deliver. (Basketball Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
4th of July Knock Knock Jokes: How come there’s no Knock Knock jokes about America?… Because freedom rings. (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
July 4th 4th of July Jokes for Kids: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (American Revolution Jokes & Music Jokes)
4th of July. The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order. (4th of July Jokes)
Do not let the fact that today is July 4th distract you… From the fact that England blew a 13 colony lead. (4th of July Jokes)
What American holiday can you never trust?… the 4th of Ju – LIE! (4th of July Jokes)
Top 10 July Jokes: Knock Knock… Whose there?… July… July who?… July down to take a nap. (Nap Jokes)
May the Fourth be With You Star Wars Jokes: What did Luke Skywalker say on Independence day?… May the fourth be with you! (Star Wars Jokes)
Top 10 Fireworks Jokes: I’m good at firework displays. I’ve got a flare for it. (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
July 11th National 7/11 Day: When is the best day to get a slurpee?… July 11th. It is 7/11!
July 12th Prime Day Jokes: Is it just me or is the 15th a bad day to have Prime day… The 11th, 13th, 17th, or 19th would have worked so much better.
July 13th Prime Day Jokes: What numbers absolutely love “Prime” Day?… 2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23,29,31,37,41,43,47,53,59,61,67,71,73,79,83,89, and 97 to name a few! (Math Jokes for Kids)
July 14th: Top 10 Bastille Day Jokes: Why were nobles decapitated during the French Revolution?… The peasants thought they were getting just too far a head.
July 13th: Buck Moon Jokes: Full Buck Moon Jokes: Neil Armstrong used to tell really bad jokes about walking on the Moon. When nobody laughed he would follow with, “Ah well. I guess you had to be there.” (Walking Jokes
Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: When do you go at red and stop at green?… When you’re eating a watermelon. (Summer Jokes for Kids)
Do they have a 4th of July in England?…Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (4th of July Quiz)
My wife and I just had a daughter and named her JuneJulyAugust… We call her Summer for short. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Baby Jokes)
July 20th: National Hot Dog Day Hot Dog Jokes for Kids: What did the hot dog say when it won a gold medal?… I’m a wiener! (Summer Olympic Jokes)
July 21st: National Ice Cream Day Jokes: 2022 National Ice Cream Day Jokes: 22 Funny Ice Cream Jokes: What school do kids like to go to during the summer?… Sundae school – because of all the ice cream! (Jokes for the Last Day of School)
July 21st: National Junk Food Day: National Junk Food Day Jokes: Candy Jokes: What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear!
Heat Wave Jokes: What is a surfer’s favorite kind of weather?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
Heat Wave Jokes: What did the tide give on the hot day?… A heat wave. (Surfing Jokes)
July 24th – July 31st Shark Jokes: Did you hear about the lawyer who tried to sue a Chatham Great White Shark for biting all his limbs off?… He didn’t have a leg to stand on! (Cape Cod Jokes & Lawyer Jokes)
What did the shark say to the marlin at prom?… Lookin’ Sharp. (Prom Jokes)
If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, you should try swimming with sharks …. It cost me an arm and a leg! (Swimming Jokes & Dolphin Jokes)
Where are sharks from?… Finland. (Geography Jokes)
Heat Wave Jokes: What is a great CD for a heat waver?… Mercury Rising by Sting. (365 Music Jokes)
America: Hey England, Happy Fourh of July! England: Where’s the T? America: Threw it in the harbor! (4th of July Jokes)
Most people enjoy a day off on the 4th of July except fire… Fire works on the 4th of July. (Fireworks Jokes & Labor Day Jokes)
July 31st: Top 10 Harry Potter Jokes: On a scale from one to ten, how obsessed with Harry Potter are you?… About nine and three quarters. (Math Jokes for Kids)

August Jokes for Kids & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month

Jokes for the 1st Day of School

Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best August jokes. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust of wind over 74 MPH could be the start of a hurricane! (Hurricane Jokes)
August 2nd: National Ice Cream Sandwich Day: If Burger King & Dairy Queen married, would their child make ice-cream sandwiches? (Wedding Jokes)
August 3rd National Watermelon Day: Top 10 Watermelon Jokes: What kind of summer camp would a toilet, a mountain lion, and a watermelon all go to?… A John Cougar Melon Camp (Watermelon Jokes & Music Jokes)
August 4th: Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: Why do basketball players love chocolate chip cookies?… Because they can dunk them! (Basketball Jokes & Coaching Youth Basketball)
Which sharks do you find in heaven?… Angel sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… Augustus was a Roman statesman and military leader who was the first emperor of the Roman Empire, reigning from 27 BC until his death in AD 14. (Ides of March Jokes & August Knock Knock Jokes)
What does a shark like to eat with peanut butter sandwiches?… Jellyfish. (Peanut Butter Jokes & Top 10 Shark Jokes)
Which sharks would you find at a construction site?… Hammerhead sharks. (Top 10 Shark Jokes)
Back to School Jokes: A book never written: “When Does School Start?” by Wendy Belrings. (Book Jokes)
Back to School Jokes: Student: The first day of school is always special to me. It’s the only day of the year when I’m not behind in my homework. (Jokes for the 1st Day of School)
Why is Alabama the smartest state?… Because it has 4 A’s and 1 B! (Top 50 State Jokes)
August 12th: World Elephant Day: Why didn’t the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer vacation?… Because he already had a trunk! (Elephant Jokes for Kids)
Friday August 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite bean?… A human bean.
Back to School Jokes: Mother: How did you find school on the 1st day today? Daughter: I just got off the bus and there it was! (Mother’s Day Jokes)
Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids &Full Moon Names & Meanings 1)
Back to School Jokes: The first day of school is exciting, but so is riding a roller coaster, and I wouldn’t want to do that for nine months in a row either.
Back to School Jokes: Teacher: What would happen if you took the school bus home? Student: The police would make you bring it back! (Police Jokes for Kids)
Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who? A gust of wind knocked me over!
Two wrongs don’t make a right. But what do two WRIGHTS make?…A plane (Orville and Wilbur WRIGHT)! (180 School Jokes)
What do you call cheese that is not yours?…NACHO cheese!
Where does a fish go to borrow money?… The loan shark!
June 14th Flag Day: What did on flag say to the other flag?… Nothing. It waved! (Flag Day Jokes)
Best War of 1812 Book Never Written:… “The Star- Spangled Banner” by Jose Kanusee. (Flag Day Jokes)
Teacher: Johnny, what are the last words of “The Star-Spangled Banner”?… Student: “Play ball”? (Flag Day Jokes)
A Great American Book Never Written: “The Parts of the National Anthem” by Homer D. Brave. (Flag Day Jokes)
What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son (Father’s Day Jokes)
101 Little League World Series Jokes: Did you hear the joke about the baseball?… It will leave you in stitches! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
What do you call your dad when he falls through the ice?…A POPsicle! (Father’s Day Jokes)
A Father’s Day book never written: “Fatherly Advice” by Buck L. Upson.(Father’s Day Jokes)
Why do fathers who golf take an extra pair of socks?…In case they get a hole in one! (Father’s Day Jokes)
June 21st Father’s Day: Science teacher: When is the boiling point reached?…Science student:When my father sees my report card! (Father’s Day Jokes)
Son: For $20, I’ll be good… Dad: Oh, yeah? When I was your age, I was good for nothing. (Father’s Day Jokes)

Dad: You’ll never amount to anything because you procrastinate… Son: Oh yeah? Just you wait! (Father’s Day Jokes)
What is a @NCTM math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Summer Jokes)
Why do bananas use sunscreen?… Because they peel. (Top Summer Jokes)
Where do sharks go on summer vacation?… Finland! (Top Summer Jokes)
What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer’s day?… I’m bacon! (Top Summer Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about the Liberty Bell?…Yeah, it cracked me up! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
What did King George think of the American colonists?…He thought they were revolting! (Top 10 4th of July Jokes)
Do they have a 4th of July in England?… Yes. That’s how they get from the 3rd to the 5th. (Top 10 4th of July Jokes & 4th of July Quiz)
What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware?… Get in the boat, men!” (Top 10 4th of July Jokes & 4th of July Quiz)
What do you call an AWESOME American drawing by a child?… A Yankee Doodle Dandy! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes)
Why do fish swim in salt water?…. Pepper makes them sneeze.
Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level!
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages? … Because there were so many knights.
Why can’t you trust an atom?… They make up everything (Top Physics Jokes)
What do physicists enjoy doing the most at sporting events?… The Wave (Top Physics Jokes)
Where do cows go on dates?…MOOOOvies
National Hot Dog Day Jokes: What is the best way to enjoy a hot dog?… Relish it.
What happened to the plant in math class?… It grew square roots.
What kind of pants do ghosts wear?… Boo jeans! (180 School Jokes)
What do prisoners use to call each other?… Cell phones. (180 School Jokes)
What do you get from a pampered cow?… Spoiled milk. (180 School Jokes)
What did the dentist give to the marching band?…A TUBA toothpaste (180 School Jokes)
What did the bottle of dressing say to the person who opened the refrigerator door?…“SHUT THE DOOR!” I’m dressing! (180 School Jokes)
Why is a traffic light red?…You would be red too if you were changing in front of people all day. (180 School Jokes)
Did I tell you the joke about the ceiling?… Oh forget it. It’s over your head. (180 School Jokes)
What did the ocean say to the other ocean?… Nothing. He waved. (180 School Jokes)

September Jokes for Kids & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month

What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!(Tree Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September It’s the dictionary! (Grammar Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What do you call a door to door bicycle salesman?… A Peddler! (Labor Day Jokes & Bike Jokes)
September 5th: Top 10 National Pizza Day: Want to hear a joke about pizza?… Never mind, it’s too cheesy. (Cheese Jokes & Pizza Jokes for Kids)
Read a Book Day: Today I stopped at this roadside stand that said “Lobster Tails: $2”.So I paid my $2 and the guy said, “Once upon a time there was this lobster… (Maine Jokes / Lobster Jokes / Book Jokes)
September 7th: Labor Day Jokes: Father: Do you know, most people don’t have to work today, because it’s Labor Day. Son: If people are not working, shouldn’t we call today ‘No-Labor Day?’ (Father’s Day Jokes)
My wife came home from work yesterday and was raging about her boss. She said to me, “I’m never going to work for that man again!”. I asked her, “Why, what did he say to you?” She said, “You’re fired.”
Labor Day Jokes: Did you hear the joke about Labor Day?… It doesn’t work for me! (Labor Day Jokes)
What did October say to August?… Wake me up when September ends! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest. It literally takes her nana-seconds. (Cookie Jokes)
Why did grandma put wheels on her rocking chair?… She wanted to rock ‘n’ roll! (Music Jokes)
September 13th:
Top 10 Grandparents Day Jokes: What do you call having your grandma on speed dial?… Instagram. (Grandparent Jokes)
Grandparents Day Jokes: Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma… Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Grandma. Knock! Knock!… Who’s there?… Aunt. Aunt who?… Aunt you glad Grandma’s gone?
What did one Christmas tree say to the other Christmas tree?… “I wish Christmas would last forever because there would be no Sep-timber!” (September Jokes & Christmas Tree Jokes)
Constitution Jokes: I got caught with a copy of the Constitution… I swear I read it for the articles. (Constitution Jokes)
When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (May the 4th be With you Jokes & Elementary teachers are great tutors!)
Teacher: Everybody hand in your homework, please. Students: Teacher, it’s the first day of school. We didn’t have any homework. Teacher: That’s right, and that’s the last excuse for not doing your homework that I’ll accept for the rest of the year. (Back to School Jokes)
What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.” (Mothers’ Day Jokes)
September 20th Full Moon Jokes: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Candy!… Candy who?… Candy cow jump over the moon? (Cow Jokes & Candy Jokes)
What did the digital clock say to its mother?… “Look, Ma! No hands!” (Mothers’ Day Jokes)
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?… It’s time to go to sweep!(Mothers’ Day Jokes)
Larry’s mother had four children. Three were named North, South and West. What was her other child’s name? … Larry. (Mothers’ Day Jokes)
A police recruit was asked during the exam, ‘What would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?’ He answered, ‘Call for backup.’ (Mothers’ Day Jokes)
What did the mother bullet say to the daddy bullet?… “We’re gonna have a BB!”(Mothers’ Day Jokes)
Sunday school teacher: Tell me, do you say prayers before eating?… Student: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook. (Mothers’ Day Jokes)
FRIDAY THE 13TH: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Top Friday the 13th Jokes)
Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Mothers’ Day Jokes)
How come the mother needle got mad at the baby needle?… It was way past its threadtime! (Mothers’ Day Jokes)
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims.

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Fall Jokes

Who is the #1 Super Villain for October?… Doc Ock from Spiderman! (Spiderman Jokes)
Which month is a Rock Stars favorite?… Rock- tober (Music Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about tree?… It’ll leaf you laughing! (Fall Jokes for Kids & Tree Jokes)
October 4th: National Taco Day: Taco Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese! (180 School Jokes)
October 4th: World Smile Day: Taco Jokes: What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (180 School Jokes)
October 5th: World Teachers Day Jokes: Why did the teacher jump into the water?… She wanted to test the water! (Swimming Jokes for Kids)
Why do trees hate tests? — Because they get stumped by the questions. (180 School Jokes & Tree Jokes)
October 8th: World Octopus Day Jokes: What do you call 2 octopuses that look exactly the same? – Itenticle. (Octopus Jokes)
October 9th: Leif Erikson Day Jokes: Which football team does Christopher Columbus like the least?… The Vikings, because they always beat him. (Leif Erikson found America first) (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Columbus Day Jokes)
October 10th: World Mental Health Day: Why was the cheeseburger sad?… It had blue cheese! (Cheeseburger Jokes for Kids / Psychology Jokes / Bullying Prevention Blogs)
October 11th: World Egg Day Jokes: What day do eggs hate most?… Fry-day!
What reads and lives in an apple?… A bookworm. (Library Jokes)
October 13th: Top 10 Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
October 14th: Columbus Day Jokes: Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Top Biology Jokes)
October 23rd:#MakeADogsDay / Dog Jokes:What is a fighter’s favorite dog?… A boxer. (Boxing Jokes for Kids)
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch. (Pumpkin Jokes)
Fence Company Sign: Our favorite fall sport is fencing. (Fencing Jokes)
What basketball player would be a great spokesperson for autumn?… Taco Fall. (Taco Jokes)
The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Nurse Jokes)
Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?…He was a pain in the neck! (Biology Jokes for Kids & Vampire Jokes)
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?… “Long time no see.” (Biology Jokes)
What did the werewolf eat after he’d had his teeth cleaned?…The dentist. (Biology Jokes & Dentist Jokes)
October 23rd: Mole Day Jokes: How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. (Hiking Jokes & Geography Jokes)
What is a vampire’s favorite drink?… A bloody Mary. (Vampire Jokes)
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…Watch the board and I’ll go through it again. (Ghost Jokes & Teacher Jokes)
October 26th: National Pumpkin Day Jokes: What did a Jack-o-lantern say to the pumpkin?… Cut it out! (Halloween Jokes & Fall Jokes)
Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even. (Top 10 Friday the 13th Jokes)
What is a skeleton’s favorite instrument?… The trombone. (Biology Jokes / Music Jokes / Skeleton Jokes)
What did the skeleton drive to the hockey game?… A Zam-bony. (Halloween Jokes for Kids / Top 10 Hockey Jokes / Skeleton Jokes)
What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Ghost Jokes & Sandwich Jokes)
October 31st:Halloween Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Nurse Jokes)

September Jokes / Top 10 September Jokes

September 2nd: Labor Day Jokes:

November Jokes

Fall Jokes

What month should you never ask to borrow money from?… “NO” vember. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
November 3rd: Sandwich Day Jokes:What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
November 4th: National Candy Day Jokes: What did the M&M go to college?… Because he wanted to be a Smarty. (College Jokes & Candy Jokes)
Election Day: Election Day Jokes What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (College Jokes)
What do you get if cross a Turtle with a Giraffe?… A Turtle-Neck (Giraffe Jokes for Kids / Turtle Jokes / Fall Jokes)
How do trees get onto the internet?… Easy, they just LOG on. (Arbor Day Jokes & Tree Jokes)
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi (Pi Day Jokes & Pumpkin Jokes)
Why shouldn’t you tell a secret in a cornfield?… Because the corn has ears. (Biology Jokes & Corn Jokes)
What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (4th of July Jokes & Arbor Day Jokes)
November 11th: Veterans Day: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
Why did the scarecrow win a medal?… He was outstanding in his field. (Top 10 Sports Jokes & Farming Jokes)
November 13th: Full Moon Jokes: How does the man in the moon cut his hair?… Eclipse it. (Barber Jokes for Kids & Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Music Jokes)
What’s the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?… The turkey trot! (Turkey Jokes)
Why do pilgrims pants keep falling down?… Because their belt buckles are on their hats!
If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Jokes)
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed! (Turkey Jokes)
Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken
Which November Holiday is Dracula’s favorite?… Fangs-giving (Halloween Jokes)
How did the Mayflower show that it liked America?… It hugged the shore! (Geography Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys who?…. Gladys Thanksgiving. Aren’t you? (Thanksgiving Knock Knock Jokes)
What key has legs and can’t open doors?… A turkey. (Turkey Jokes)
Why did the police arrest the turkey?… They suspected it of fowl play! (Turkey Jokes & Police Jokes)
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”! (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week & Is Spelling Really Important?)
What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Turkey Jokes)
When the Pilgrims landed, where did they stand?… On their feet! (Top Geography Jokes)
Thanksgiving Jokes: If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship) (Spring Jokes)
Black Friday Jokes:What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Jokes)

April Jokes

April 1st: April Fool’s Day Jokes: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it!
April 1st: National Walking Day: Two men are walking through a graveyard with their dogs. One man turns to the other and says ‘Morning’ The other man replies ‘No, just walking the dog.” (Cemetery Jokes for Kids & Walking Jokes)
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims! (Social Studies Jokes & Rain Jokes)
April 5th: National Burrito Day Jokes: What do you call cheese that isn’t yours?… Nacho cheese!
When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (April Jokes & Monkey Jokes)
Full Moon Jokes: How did the ocean say hello to the sun after the eclipse?… It waved. (Ocean Jokes for Kids & Sun Jokes)
Can February March? … No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What can be seen in the middle of the months ‘April’ and ‘March’, that cannot be seen in the beginning or end of either month?… the letter “r.” (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & 26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z)
What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
All joking aside, what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
“I have an obsession with wind farms…” “Really?…” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.”
April 20 Patriots Day: What dance was very popular in 1776?… Indepen-dance! (Music Jokes)
What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking! (Weather Jokes)
April 22nd. Earth Day: What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?… “Where in earth have you been?” (Spring Jokes & Worm Jokes)
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Weather Jokes & Tornado Jokes)

November Jokes & Top 10 November Jokes

What month should you never ask to the Prom?… “NO” vember (Clean Prom Jokes)
November 3rd: Top 10 Sandwich Day Jokes: What did the ghost eat for lunch?… A booloney sandwich! (Halloween Jokes & Ghost Jokes)
November 3rd Top 10 Election Jokes: Someone just asked me, “Who do you think will win the 2020 Presidential Election?” I said, I don’t know, I don’t have 2020 vision.
November 4th: National Candy Day Jokes What kind of bear has no teeth?… A gummy bear! (Hunting Jokes for Kids)
November 5th: National Donut Day: Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes / Donut Jokes)
What is the most popular college during election season?… The Electoral College. (Electoral College from Highest to Lowest & Election Day Jokes)
What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
Where do you get sandwiches in India?… At the New Delhi. (World Geography Jokes & Sandwich Jokes)
What do you find in an empty nose?…fingerprints!
“I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge (Daylight Savings Jokes)
November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)
The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: “I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.” “Thank you very much, sir.”
Friday the 13th Jokes: What do get when you cross Jason Voorhees and a box of cherrios?… A cereal killer. (Cereal Jokes)
November 14th: National Pickle Day Jokes: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)
I wasn’t going to visit my family this November, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise. (Egg Jokes & Thanksgiving Jokes)
November 16th: Fast Food Day Jokes What are the best days of the week in Fast Food land?… Fry-day and Sundae! (Ice Cream Jokes for Kids & Fast Food Jokes)

April 24th Arbor Day: What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry. (Geometry Jokes / Tree Jokes / Arbor Day Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one!

bonus jokes

Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing and such?… At the Darth Maul, of course. (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)
What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?… Chewie! (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)
What is a jedi’s favorite toy?… A yo-yoda (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)
What do you call a pirate droid?… Argh2-D2 (Teach Like a Pirate is a great book for teachers!) (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)

BONUS JOKES

Where did the spaghetti go to dance?….The Meat Ball!
When is a door like a bottle?….When the door is ajar
What does a pig put on a cut?….Oinkment
Why is a lost Dalmatian easily found?….Because he is always spotted!
What did the math book tell the pencil?….I have a lot of problems.
What do prisoners use to call each other?… Cell phones. (180 School Jokes)
What do you get from a pampered cow?… Spoiled milk. (180 School Jokes)
How do you make a tissue dance?… Put a little boogey in it!
Did you hear about the kidnapping?… Probably not, he is still sleeping.
What did the math book tell the pencil?…. I have a lot of problems.
Why is the letter “A” like a spring flower?… A bee (B) comes after it! (Top Spring Jokes)

What do you call a grandpa whale?… A hunch back whale! (Top Grandparents Day Jokes)

When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, “I’m not sure.” “Look in your underwear, Grandpa,” he advised “Mine says I’m 4 to 6.” (Top Grandparents Day Jokes)

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?… The alpha-BAT. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Top Elementary School Jokes)

What’s the best place to grow flowers in school?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Top Elementary School Jokes)

What is a witch’s favorite class?… Spelling (Is Spelling Important? phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid)

How is a healthy person like the United States?… They both have good constitutions! (Top Constitution Day Jokes & Top Constitution Day Websites)
Where did the one legged pirate go for breakfast?… IHOP (101 Pirate Day Jokes)

What is a pirate’s favorite letter?…. Most people think it’s the ‘R’rrrr, but really it’s the ‘C’ they love. (26 lessons for the Letter of the Week & Top 10 Talk Like a Pirate Day Jokes)
How is losing money in a payphone like a football game?… If you don’t get the quarter back, you hit the receiver! (Top Football Jokes)
Did you hear that some NFL football teams don’t have a website?… They can’t string three “Ws” together. (Top Football Jokes)
What does a bad football team and possums have in common?… Both play dead at home and get killed on the road! (Top Football Jokes)
Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall?… To make up for his miserable summer. (Top Summer Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
What did the tree say to autumn?… Leave me alone. (Top 10 Fall Jokes)
What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
How do you fix a broken pumpkin?… With a pumpkin patch. (Top Halloween Jokes)
What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber!
What did one leaf say to another?… I’m falling for you. (Top Valentines Day Jokes)
What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?… Squash. (Top Fall Jokes)
Why did summer catch autumn?… Because autumn had a fall.
What’s the ratio of a pumpkin’s circumference to its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi (101 Pi Day Jokes)

October Jokes & Top 10 October Jokes

What do you give to a pumpkin who is trying to quit smoking?… A pumpkin patch! (Top Fall Jokes)
October is finally here… Can somebody finally wake Billie joe Armstrong up? Sick of being reminded. (Music Jokes)
Smile and the world smiles with you. Fart and you smile alone. (Top World Smile Day Jokes)
Why didn’t Dracula have any friends?…He was a pain in the neck!
Where did Columbus first land in America?… On his feet! (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
Columbus’ Father: I don’t care what you’ve discovered, Christopher. You could have written. (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
The teacher stood at the front of the room. “Does anybody know what this Monday is?” About half of the students raised their hands. The teacher pointed to one of them. “It’s Columbus Day!” he crowed. The teacher smiled. “It is. Does anybody know why we celebrate it?” This time, only one student raised her hand. “It’s the day the Indians discovered Columbus!” (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
How was Columbus’s ship like an avid shopper?… They’re both driven by sales! (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
The teacher was telling the story of Christopher Columbus and how many thought that the world was flat. Then she had mentioned that the world was really round and… got interrupted… “Miss Smith, the world is square, not round,” said Johnny. “No, it’s round Johnny. Who told you it was square?” replied the teacher. “My older brother. He claims he’s been to all 4 corners of the earth.” (Top Geography Jokes)
What happened when Columbus was shot at by an Indian?… He had an arrow miss. (Top Columbus Day Jokes)
What’s the difference between one of Columbus’s sailors and a monster?… One left his Spain behind and the other left his brain behind! (Top Halloween Jokes)
What did one mole say to the other?… We make great chemistry together. Chemistry teachers are great tutors! (Top Mole Day Jokes)
What would you get if you crossed Columbus Day with Halloween?… Ghoulumbus Day! (Top Halloween Jokes)
How much does Avogadro exaggerate?… He makes mountains out of mole hills. Chemistry teachers are great tutors! (Top Mole Day Jokes)
Why is it bad to tell mole jokes?… It’s mole-itically incorrect. Chemistry teachers are great tutors! (Top Mole Day Jokes)
What did Avogadro get when he mixed ice cream, chocolate syrup, and milk together?… A chocolate Moledt
What kind of fruit did Avogadro eat in the summer?… Watermolens. Chemistry teachers are great tutors! (Top Mole Day Jokes)
How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole?… Avocados number! Chemistry teachers are great tutors! (Top Mole Day Jokes)
If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes, what would you see?… A mole of molasses! Chemistry teachers are great tutors! (Top Mole Day Jokes)
What element do moles love to study in chemistry?… Molybdenum. Chemistry teachers are great tutors! (Top Mole Day Jokes)
Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?… Father Molecahy Chemistry teachers are great tutors! (Top Mole Day Jokes)
How do you say goodbye to a vampire?… So long sucker!
Where does a vampire keep his money?…In a blood bank.
Why did Avogadro stop going to a chiropractor on October 24th?… He was only tense to the 23rd!
What kind of dog does a vampire have?…A bloodhound.
What did one ghost say to the other ghost?… “Long time no see.”
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?…Frostbite.
What do you call ghosts that ring doorbells?…Dead ringers.
What does a ghost keep in its stable?…Nightmares.
What did the pumpkin need for its boo boo?…A pumpkin patch
What do you call a skeleton that lies on its grave?…Lazy bones!
What did one casket say to the other casket?…”Is that you coffin?” (coughing)

Bonus Halloween Jokes!

What kind of streets do zombies live on?… Dead-ends.
What do you call a mummy eating in bed?…A crummy mummy.
When do vampires like horse racing?…When it’s neck and neck!
Who won the zombie war?…Nobody, it was dead even.
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie?…Because you can see right through him.
What is a mummy’s favorite type of music?… Rap music.
What school subject is a witch good at?…Spelling.
What did the ghost teacher say to her class?…”Watch the board and I’ll go through it again.”
How do you make a skeleton laugh?…Tickle its funnybone!

What pants do ghosts wear?…BOO jeans.
What kind of boat do werewolves like?…blood vessels
Why didn’t the skeleton want to go to the dance?…Because he had no body to go with.
What key opens a Haunted House?… A spooKEY!
Why don’t mummies take vacations?…They’re afraid they’ll relax and unwind.
What monster wears the most clothes?…A werewolf!
Why did the Cyclops close his school?…Because he only had one pupil.
How was Frankenstien’s birth?…Shocking.
What do you read on Halloween?…BOO-ks
How do you make a skeleton laugh?…Tickle its funnybone!
Knock knock…Who’s there?…Orange…Orange who?…Orange you glad it’s Halloween?
November Jokes & November Hashtags

November 11th: Veterans Day Jokes: Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)

November 11th: Top 10 Veterans Day Jokes Did you hear about the popcorn that joined the army?… They made him a kernel. (Popcorn Jokes)

Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)

What was General Washington’s favorite tree?…The infan-tree! (Top 40 4th of July Jokes / Veterans Day Jokes / Top Arbor Day Jokes)

November 14th: National Pickle Day Jokes: What did the hamburger say to the pickle?… You’re dill-icious! (Hamburger Jokes for Kids)

November 16th: Fast Food Day Jokes

What kind of music did the Pilgrims listen to?…Plymouth Rock! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)

What sound does a turkey’s phone make?…Wing! Wing! (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)

What did the turkey say to the computer?…“Google, google, google.” (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)

Where did the General put his armies?… In his sleevies. (get it his sleeves)? (Top Veterans Day Jokes)

Sister: Mom wants you to help us fix Thanksgiving dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken? (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)

What do Black Friday shoppers and the Thanksgiving turkey have in common?… They know what it’s like to be jammed into a small place and stuffed! (Thanksgiving Jokes & School Jokes: Black Friday Jokes)

How do pickles enjoy a day out?… They relish it. (National Pickle Day Jokes)

What sound does a limping turkey make?…“Wobble, wobble!” (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)

Did you hear McDonald killed Burger King in front of Five Guys over that the girl Wendy?… The funeral is at White Castle. I’m taking Dairy Queen. (National Fast Food Day Jokes)

Why can’t you take a turkey to church?…Because they use such FOWL language. (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)

Why did they let the turkey join the band?…Because he had the drumsticks. (Top Thanksgiving Day Jokes)

November 26th: National Cake Day: Cake Jokes

If the Pilgrims were alive today, what would they be most famous for?… Their AGE! (Grandparents Day Jokes)

Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Top Friday the 13th Jokes)

What’s Jason Voorhees favorite desert?… I-Scream! (Top Friday the 13th Jokes)

What do you call a map guide to Alcatraz?… A con-tour map. (Top Geography Jokes)

What do John Wayne and a map key have in common?… Both are legends. (Top Geography Jokes)

Why do paper maps never win at poker?… Because they always fold. (Top Geography Jokes)

What are unhappy cranberries called?…Blueberries!

What do Betty Crocker cakes & a baseball team have in common?… They both count on the batter! (Baseball Jokes)

Why was longitude boiling mad?…Because it was 360 degrees. (Geography Awareness Week & Top Geography Jokes)

Why are maps like fish?….Both have scales. (Geography Awareness Week& Top Geography Jokes)

What is smarter, longitude or latitude?…Longitude, because it has 360 degrees (Geography Awareness Week & Top Geography Jokes)

What do geographers grow in their gardens?…Compass roses. (Geography Awareness Week & Top Geography Jokes )

Why didn’t the map projection finish his speech?…He was interrupted. (Geography Awareness Week & Top Geography Jokes)

What country does a pirate love to sail his ship to?…AARRRGHentina! (Geography Awareness Week & Top Geography Jokes)

How can you tell that compasses and scales are intelligent?…Because they’re all graduated. (Geography Awareness Week, Top Geography Jokes & Top Pirate Jokes)

If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?… Pilgrims (The Mayflower Ship)

Why are bananas good at gymnastics… They do great banana splits!

What’s the best part about Black Friday?… Resting on Saturday. (Top Black Friday Jokes)

Why do they call the day after Thanksgiving “Black Friday”?… It matches the mood of all those unhappy shoppers. (Top Black Friday Jokes)

Where would a reindeer go to find her lost tail?…”Re-tail” store. (Top Christmas Jokes)

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?… Frostbite. (Top Christmas Jokes & Top Winter Jokes)

Bonus jokes

What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?…The letter “g”!
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?…He was feeling crummy.
Who is not hungry at Thanksgiving?… The turkey because he’s already stuffed!
What did the mama turkey say to her naughty son?…If your grandpa could see you now, he’d turn over in his gravy!

How do billboards talk?….Sign language!
February 28th: February is ending today, but that’s okay…. We’ll March on. (March Jokes)
February 29th: Leap Year: What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year. (February Jokes & Frog Jokes)
Why did the tomato turn red?….It saw the salad dressing!
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?….It let out a little wine!
I wasn’t going to celebrate Leap Day, but I decided to jump on the band wagon.(Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
What kind of music do you listen to on Leap Day?… Hip Hop. (Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
Where do most people eat on Leap Day?… IHOP. (Top 10 Leap Day Jokes)
What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year.

Where do hungry football players play?… In the Supper Bowl.(Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctors?… He was feeling crummy. (Top 10 Winter Jokes)

Where the snowman does dances on?… A snow ball! (Top 10 Winter Jokes)

Bonus Jokes

Why was Santa’s little helper sad?… He had low elf esteem! (Top Psychology Jokes)
What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music!
What do elves learn in schools?… the “elf”-abet!

What happened when the snowgirl had a fight with the snowboy?… She gave him the cold shoulder!

Where do seals go to see movies?… The dive-in!

What did the big furry hat say to the warm woolly scarf?… “You hang around while I go on a head.”

Why are bad school grades like a shipwreck in the Arctic Ocean?… They’re both below C level! (Top Geography Jokes)

What do you call a slow skier?… A slopepoke!
What do you call a sleeping cow?… a bulldozer!

How do Eskimos make their beds?… With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.

What’s a good winter tip?… Never catch snowflakes with your tongue until all the birds have gone south for the winter.

What sort of ball doesn’t bounce?… A snowball!

December Jokes / December Hashtags

Top 10 Christmas Jokes: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?… So he can ho-ho-ho! (Christmas Jokes & Winter Jokes)
Top 10 Grinch Jokes: What is the Grinch’s least favorite band?… The Who. (Music Jokes)
Top 10 Christmas Wreath Jokes: So for Christmas, I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our Founding Fathers… It’s a wreath of Franklin. (Music Jokes & American Revolution Jokes)
What is the best Christmas present in the world?….A broken drum, you can’t beat it! (Music Jokes & Winter Jokes)
Top 10 Santa Jokes: How much did Santa’s sleigh cost?… Nothing, it was on the house. (Reindeer Jokes)
National Cookie Day: When should you take a cookie to the doctor?… When it feels crummy. (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
How is the alphabet different on Christmas from every other day?… There’s Noel! (Teacher Jokes & Top 10 Christmas Jokes for Teachers)
What nationality is Santa?… North Polish! (World Geography Jokes)
Why did Rudolph get a bad report card?… Because he went down in history. (Reindeer Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
National Brownie Day Jokes: How is a softball team like a brownie?… They both depend on a good batter! (Softball Jokes)
Knock knock…Who’s there?… Irish... Irish who?… Irish you a Merry Christmas! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes & St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Top 10 Christmas Tree Jokes: What month do Christmas trees hate most?… Sep-timber! (September Jokes)
What kind of music does elves like best?…”Wrap” music! (Music Jokes & Elf Jokes)
Who is a Christmas tree’s favorite singer?… Spruce Springsteen. (Christmas Tree Jokes & Music Jo kes)
December 15th Bill of Rights Day: Say what you want about the 1st amendment…
Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents. (Star Wars Jokes)
What do call a middle school student afraid of Santa Claus?….Claustrophobic. (Middle School Jokes).
Top 10 Reindeer Jokes: What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa when she looked in the sky?… “Looks like rain, dear.” (Reindeer Jokes & Rain Jokes)
A book never written: “Joyful Occasions” by Holly Daze.
Winter Jokes: I was going to take a winter swim… But after wading in I got cold feet. (Swimming Jokes)
December 21st: Winter Solstice Jokes: What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?… A cookie sheet! (Cookie Jokes)
Why is Santa so good at karate?… Because he has a black belt! (Top 10 Karate Jokes)
Which famous person do you get when you make a wreath out of $100 bills?… Aretha Franklin. (Music Jokes)
December 24th Christmas Eve Jokes: Why are reindeer always so happy the night of Christmas Eve?… Because they’re on top of the world! (Reindeer Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Murray… Murray who?… Murray Christmas, one and all! (Christmas Knock Knock Jokes)
What did Wonder Woman say to Spider Man?… “Don’t bug me.” (Spiderman Jokes for Kids)
Not to brag, but I already have a date for New Year’s Eve… It’s December 31st. (New Year’s Eve Jokes)
Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes: Every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to a good show at Time’s Square …… and year after year, they drop the ball. (New York Jokes)
What does a vampire sing on New Year’s Eve?… Auld FANG syne (New Years Eve Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
An iPhone and a firework were arrested on New Year’s Eve. One was charged and the other was let off. (Fireworks Jokes & Police Jokes)
What happened to the man who shoplifted a calendar on New Year’s Eve?… He got 12 months! (Police Jokes & Top 10 New Year’s Eve Jokes)

January Jokes / Top 10 January Jokes

Top 10 New Year’s Day Jokes: What does the Easter Bunny say on New Year’s Day?…. Hoppy New Year! (Easter Jokes)
What did the triple jumper say to the track & field team on January 1st?… Hoppy New Year
What comes at the start of January?… “J.” (January Jokes)
January 4th: National Spaghetti Day Jokes: What do you call a fake noodle?… An impasta. (Pasta Jokes)
January 5th: National Bird Day Top 10 Bird Jokes: What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra. (Algebra Jokes / Bird Jokes / Math Jokes for Teachers)
Does anyone recall the guy in the superhero outfit at the Capitol on January 6th?… He was on the far right.
Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have a joke for every day of the year!
How long does it take for the gymnast to get to practice?… A split second! (Daylight Savings Jokes)
What does a hockey player and a magician have in common?… Both do hat tricks! (Magic Jokes)
Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Winnie…Winnie-the who?… Silly… It’s not Winnie-the-who… It’s Winnie-the-Pooh! (Winnie the Pooh Knock Knock Jokes)
January 11th National Milk Day Jokes What did mama cow say to baby cow?… It’s pasture bedtime. (Milk Jokes for Kids & Mom Jokes)
What does Jack Frost like best about school?… Snow and tell. (180 School Jokes & Winter Jokes)
Friday January 13th: Friday the 13th Jokes: Why does Freddy Krueger wear a hat?… He ran out of scare spray. (Barber Jokes)
January 15th National Bagel Day: Top 10 Bagel Jokes: What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Pilot Jokes)
January 15th: National Hat Day Jokes: What did the hat say to the tie?… “You hang around here…I’ll go on a head.” (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
January 16th Appreciate a Dragon Day: Why do dragons often sleep during the day?… So they can fight knights! (Knight Jokes & Dragon Jokes)
January 17th Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
January 18th Winnie the Pooh Day: Top 10 Winnie the Pooh Jokes: What’s Winnie’s favorite bird?… Christopher Robin. (Bird Jokes)
January 19th: National Popcorn Day: Why aren’t there many jokes about popcorn?… Because they are corny. (Corn Jokes & Popcorn Jokes)
January 20th: Inauguration Day Jokes: What was Joe doing until January 20th, 2021?… BIDEN his time. (January Jokes)
January 20th: National Penguin Day: What’s a penguin’s favorite relative?… Aunt Arctica! (Penguin Jokes)
What do snowmen like to do on the weekend?… Chill out. (Snowman Jokes)
January 23rd National Pie Day Jokes What’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth!hat’s the best thing to put into a pie?… Your teeth! (Dentist Jokes)
January 24th: National Peanut Butter Day Jokes Did you hear the joke about the peanut butter?… I’m nut telling you. You might spread it!
Why did the farmer wear one boot to town?… Because he heard there would be a 50% chance of snow! (Farming Jokes & Snow Jokes)
What did the football say to the Super Bowl punter?… “I get a kick out of you.” (Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
Where do for Super Bowl quarterbacks go when they get old?… Out to pass-ture. (Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
Winter Jokes: What is the most competitive season for high school sports?… “Win” ter. (365 Sports Jokes)
This Date in History: January 28, 1521. The Diet of Worms begins and lasts until people get tired of eating worms. (Worm Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
January 30th National Croissant Day Top 10 Croissant Jokes: Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Donut Jokes & Disney Jokes)
How do snowmen travel around?… By icicle! (Top 10 Winter Jokes)
What Super Bowl play should you be suspicious of?… The quarterback sneak. (Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
What’s the difference between a Super Bowl quarterback and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Top 10 Super Bowl Jokes)
What comes at the end of January?… “Y”
Knock, knock!… Who’s there?… Snow… Snow who?… Snowbody! (Snow Jokes)

February Jokes / February Jokes for Kids / Top 10 February Jokes

Top 50 February Jokes: February 1st, 1234 AD must’ve been the birth of the world’s best drummer… One / two / one two three four! (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
February 2nd Ground Hog Day: What did the French groundhog see when he woke up?… His château. (World Geography Jokes)
When is the best outfit for February 2nd?… A tu-tu (2/2).
Does anybody know any good Groundhog Day jokes?… I feel like I keep hearing the same ones over and over again. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
What month is the Jake Paul’s favorite? …. Feb – BRO – ary!
WWII: The USSR’s three greatest generals. What’re the names of the USSR’s three greatest generals?… December, January, and February! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
This is the Alaska State Police. Where were you during the night of November 14th to February 12th? (Alaska Jokes & Police Jokes)
Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year… Hers is in January and mine in July! (Wedding Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
February 9th National Pizza Day Jokes: What’s the difference between a pizza and our pizza jokes?… Our pizza jokes can’t be topped!
My friend bought tickets for the Super Bowl LVI on February 13th 2022 in Inglewood, Calif. not realizing that it is also the day of his marriage. So if someone is interested… The church is in Rochester, the women’s name is Clarissa. (Wedding Jokes & Super Bowl Jokes)
There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September… It’s the dictionary! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Grammar Jokes)
February 12th Super Bowl Jokes: How is the Super Bowl football coach’s game plan on Groundhog day?… To use the running game of course. He wanted to “ground” it out. (Ground Hog Day Jokes)
February 14th Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes: I just got a text from my girlfriend that said, “I bought you an awesome Valentine’s Day gift! xox” I really hope she spelled “Xbox” wrong.
2020 was an interesting leap year… There was 29 days in February, 300 days in March and 5 years in April. (Leap Year Jokes)
Can February March?… No, but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Do you have a date for Valentine’s day?… Yes, February 14th.
What is a frog’s favorite month?… February. It has a Leap Year. (Leap Year Jokes & Frog Jokes)
February 19th: What do you say when someone dies between February 19 and March 20?… Rest in Pisces. (Cemetery Jokes)
My wife’s panties are labelled ‘Monday’, ‘Tuesday’, ‘Wednesday’ … My underwear is labelled ‘January’, February’, ‘March’… (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
I just got a date for Valentine’s Day!… Apparently it’s tomorrow, February 14. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
February 21st: President’s Day Jokes: I love February because it contains two of my favorite annual events Groundhog Day, and the State of the Union Address. One involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a notoriously unreliable mammal for prognostication with no basis in reality. The other involves a groundhog. (Ground Hog Day & Presidents’ Day Jokes)
February 22nd: I can’t wait for Tuesday, February 22, 2022 (2/22/22)… We can call it… 2’s day. (Math Jokes for Teachers)
Why is Jack Frost such a clutch free throw shooter?… He freezes his followthrough. (365 Basketball Jokes & Winter Jokes)
What’s for breakfast on really cold days in February?… Frosted Snowflakes. (Cereal Jokes)
If January threw a parade would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
What month is the best for coffee? …. Feb – BREW – ary (Coffee Jokes)
What month is the best month to tell a lie? …. Fib -ruary.
What month enjoys a beer the most?…. Feb – BREW – ary! (College Jokes & Beer Jokes)
February 28th: February is ending today, but that’s okay. We’ll March on. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
February 29th: Leap Year Jokes: We should have February 29th every year?…Statistically it’s the day the fewest people die so why only have it 1/4 of the time? (Math Jokes for Teachers)

March Jokes / Top 10 March Jokes

Can February March?… No, but April May. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
March 2nd: Dr. Seuss Jokes: Where does the Cat in the Hat go when he’s sick?… To Dr. Seuss. (Cat Jokes)
March 4th National Grammar Day: There’s a place where January comes after February and December comes before September… It’s the dictionary! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Grammar Jokes)
March 4th: What did the commander say to his troops?… March 4th! (Memorial Day Jokes & Veterans’ Day Jokes)
February is ending today, but that’s okay…. We’ll March on. (February Jokes)
March 6th: National Oreo Cookie Day: What’s was the cookies favorite band?… OREO Speedwagon… (I heard it from a friend, who heard it from a friend…) (Music Jokes & 365 Music Jokes)
March 7th National Cereal Day: What is a cheerleader’s favorite cereal?… Cheerios! (Cheerleading Jokes)
The mathematician says, “Pi r squared.” The baker replies, “No, pies are round. Cakes are square.” (Pi Day Jokes)
March 9th National Meatball Day Top 10 Meatball Jokes: Where did the spaghetti go to dance?… The meat ball!
What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?… Pi! (Pie Jokes)
I went to a pancake restaurant, and asked if my breakfast would be long. “No, sir, round” came the reply. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
March 12th: Day Light Savings Jokes: Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
March 13th National Napping Day Jokes: What are the two things your grandpa doesn’t like about you as a little boy?… Number 1 you don’t want to sleep in the afternoon. Number 2, you won’t let him take a nap either. (Grandparent Jokes)
March 14th Pi Day Jokes: Statistics show that 3.14 percent of sailors are pi-rates. (Pirate Jokes)
March 15th: Ides of March Jokes: I just bought pizza at the grocery store… didn’t think Little Caesar’s was appropriate on the ides of March. (Pizza Jokes)
March 15th: Top 10 Napping Jokes: What’s the difference between a Tom Brady and a baby?… One takes the snap, the other takes a nap. (Napping Jokes & Baby Jokes)
March 17th: Top 10 St. Patrick’s Day Jokes: Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
March 18th: World Sleep Day Jokes: A nurse wakes up her patient and says “Wake up Mrs. Johnson. It’s time to take your sleeping pills.” (Nurse Jokes)
March Madness 1st Round What do you call it when the Cinderella team busts your bracket?… March Sadness! (Cinderella Jokes)
March 20th Funny Spring Jokes: What’s the first bird you’ll see in the Hundred Acre Wood when spring arrives?… A Christopher Robin. (Winnie the Pooh Jokes & Bird Jokes)
March Madness 2nd Round What did the March say to all the madness?… What’s all that bracket. (March Jokes)
What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Top Fall Jokes)
What do you call a grizzly bear caught in the rain?… A drizzly bear. (Bear Jokes for Kids & Rain Jokes)
March Madness Sweet 16: What’s the difference between a dog and a basketball player?… One drools, the other dribbles. (Dog Jokes)
What goes up when the rain comes down?… An umbrella! (Rain Jokes)
March Madness Elite Eight: What do March Madness basketball cheerleaders drink before they go to a basketball game?… Root beer! (Cheerleading Jokes)
March 28th Super Bowl LI: The last time a group of New Englanders destroyed Atlanta this badly… Sherman marched to the sea! (Civil War Jokes / New England Jokes / Georgia Jokes)
Full Moon Jokes: Why wasn’t the moon hungry?… Because it was full! (Astronomy Jokes for Kids)
Son: Dad, I met an Irish girl on St. Patrick’s Day. Dad: Oh, really? Son: No, O’Reilly! (Dad Jokes)
March 30th Top 10 Pencil Jokes: If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why isn’t it #1? (Jokes for Teachers)
March 31st: Top 10 Crayon Jokes: Why do nurses carry red crayons to work?… In case they has to draw blood.What do you find in an empty nose?… fingerprints. (Biology Jokes for Teachers)
March 31st: National Prom Day: What does this joke and a overcrowded prom have in common?… One really bad punch line. (Dad Jokes)
If you live in an igloo, what’s the worst thing about global warming?… No privacy! (Earth Day Jokes)

April Jokes / Top 10 April Jokes

April 1st: April Fool’s Day: Do you know all about April 1st?… Yes, I’m fooly aware of it! (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
April 1st: Final Four Jokes: Why did the basketball player bring crayons to the Final Four?… He wanted to draw fouls. (Crayon Jokes)
April 3rd: Final Four Jokes: Why are college coaches & players so excited to make it to the last hole in golf?… They love the final fore. (Final Four Jokes & Golf Jokes)
April 6th: National Walking Day: Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes)
April 6th National Burrito Day: Top 10 Burrito Jokes: Why do they have so many Taco Bells in Anchorage?… Because Alaskans love brrrrrrrritos. (Alaska Jokes)
April 6th National Twinkie Day: What is “Twinkie the Kids” middle name?… THE!
April 7th Good Friday Jokes: What day does an Easter egg hate the most?… Good Fry-day. (Egg Jokes & Friday Jokes)
April 6th – 9th 2023 Masters Golf Jokes: Top 23 Masters Golf Jokes: Knock, knock?… Who is there?… August… August Who?… A gust a National is where The Masters is played. (August Knock Knock Jokes)
April 9th Easter Jokes: What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP. (Pancake Jokes & Breakfast Jokes)
April 10th National Sibling Day Jokes: What do you call brothers who love math?… Alge-bros (Algebra Jokes & 101 Pi Day Jokes)
April 11th: National Pet Day Jokes: A good pet should be able to set the Daylight Saving Time for you… that’s why I’m looking for a watch dog. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
April 12th National Grilled Cheese Day Jokes: What do you call a piece of cheese that likes to shoot hoops?… Swiss!!! (March Madness Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
What did the Easter Bunny say about the Easter parade?… It was eggs-cellent! (Egg Jokes)
Sports Reporter: What do you think about the execution of your team? Frustrated March Madness coach: I support that 100%! (March Madness Jokes)
If April showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflower’s bring?… Pilgrims (Thanksgiving Day Jokes & Social Studies Jokes)
When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Spring Jokes)
April 18th: Patriots’ Day Jokes: What was the Patriots’ favorite food in the Revolutionary War? … Chicken Catch-a-Tory!
April 18th Boston Marathon Jokes: What is the #1 marathon for cardiologists?… The Boston Marathon. They love Heartbreak Hill.
Why did the top scorer on the Final Four basketball player go to jail?… Because he shot the ball 20 times! (March Madness Jokes)
April 20th: I celebrate 4/20 on January 5th… Because I know how to reduce fractions unlike the rest of you morons. (Math Jokes for Teachers & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
When do monkeys fall from the sky?… During Ape-ril showers! (Spring Jokes & Rain Jokes)
April 22nd: Earth Day Jokes: All joking aside… what should you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant? (Camping Jokes for Kids)
How do trees get on the internet?… They log in. (Earth Day Jokes)
“I have an obsession with wind farms.” “Really?” “Yes. I’m a huge fan.” (Earth Day Jokes)
April 25th World Penguin Day: Top 10 Penguin Jokes Why don’t you see any penguins in Britain?… Because they’re afraid of Wales! (World Geography Jokes)
What did one lightning bolt say to the other lightning bolt?… You’re shocking! (Earth Day Jokes)
NFL Draft Jokes: What dessert do they serve at the the NFL draft?… Sundays. (Ice Cream Jokes & Dessert Jokes)
How can you tell the ocean is friendly?… It waves. (Earth Day Jokes)
What’s a tornado’s favorite game?… Twister! (Earth Day Jokes)
How do hurricanes see?… With one eye! (Earth Day Jokes)
What does a cloud wear under his pants?… Thunderwear! (Earth Day Jokes)
April 22nd Earth Day Jokes: What kind of bow can’t be tied?… A rainbow! (Earth Day Jokes)
What is a tree’s least favorite month?… Sep-timber! (Earth Day Jokes)
What did Obi Wan Kenobi say to the tree?… May the Forest be with you. (Earth Day Jokes)
Did you hear about the Boston Marathon runner who ran for three hours but only moved two feet?… He only had two feet! (Boston Marathon Jokes)
What do Boston Marathon runners do when they forget something?… They jog their memory. (Psychology Memory Lessons & Boston Marathon Jokes)
Did you hear about the Boston Marathon race between the lettuce and the tomato?… The lettuce was a “head” and the tomato was trying to “ketchup”! (Boston Marathon Jokes)
How do crazy Boston Marathon runners go through the forest?… They take the psycho path.(Top Psychology Jokes & Psychology Lessons)
Why did the leaf go to the doctor?… It was feeling green! (Top Earth Day Jokes)
What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Top Earth Day Jokes)
What is the secret to winning a National Basketball Championship? “The secret is to have eight great players, and four others who will cheer like crazy.” Jerry Tarkanian (Final Four Jokes)
Did you hear the one about the redwood?… It’s tree-mendous! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
Why was the pine tree sent to its room?… Because it was being knotty! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
What did the tree wear to the pool party?… Swimming trunks! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
Why was the tree drooling?… It was a dogwood. (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
Did you hear the one about the oak tree?… It’s acorny one! (Top Arbor Day Jokes)
What did the grape do when it got stepped on?….It let out a little wine!

What did one candle say to the other?… “Don’t birthdays burn you up?” (Birthday Jokes for Kids & Candle Jokes)
What is Spring’s favorite appetizer?… A bloomin’ onion! (Onion Jokes & Flower Jokes)
Why couldn’t the flower ride it’s bike?… It lost its petals. (Bike Jokes & Flower Jokes)
What did the leprechaun say when the video game ended?… Game clover!
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Spring Jokes & Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Friday the 13th Jokes: What’s Jason Voorhees favorite dessert?… I-Scream! (Ice Cream Jokes & Summer Jokes)
What did Mr. and Mrs. Hamburger name their daughter?….Patty
What did the square say to the old circle?… Been around long?
Why is music like a fish?…. they both have scales! (Top Fishing Jokes)
Why doesn’t the Grinch like knock knock jokes?… Because there’s always Whos there! (Top Dr. Seuss Jokes, Top Dr. Seuss Quotes, & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
What is Sam-I-am’s middle name?… “I” (Top Dr. Seuss Jokes, Top Dr. Seuss Quotes, & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
What did one book say to the other one?… I just wanted to see if we are on the same page. (World Book Day Jokes)
A word in this sentence is misspelled. What word is it?… Misspelled. (Top Grammar Day Jokes)
What Dr. Suess baseball book was never published?… “The Cat at Bat!” (Top Baseball Jokes, Top Dr. Seuss Jokes, Top Dr. Seuss Quotes, & Dr. Seuss Trivia)
The roundest knight at King Arthur’s was Sir Cumference… He ate too much Pi! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
What did one book say to the other one?… I just wanted to see if we are on the same page. (World Book Day Jokes)
Did you hear about the angry pancake?… He just flipped. (National Pancake Day Jokes)
What is the official animal of Pi Day?… the PI – thon! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
Why are diapers like 100 dollar bills?… They need to be changed. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
Did you hear about the kidnapping?…. He’s still sleeping! (National Napping Day Jokes)
What do the New York Yankees and pancakes have in common?… They both need a good batter! (Top Baseball Jokes & National Pancake Day Jokes)
Why is the longest human nose on record only 11 inches long?… Otherwise it would be a foot! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
What did one calculus book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems! (101 Pi Day Jokes)
What do you call mall friends who love math? alge “bros” (101 Pi Day Jokes)
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun? …. Because they’re always a little short. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Did you hear the joke about the statistician?… Probably. (101 Pi Day Jokes)
Knock Knock …. Who’s there? ….Irish!… Irish Who? …. Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Why is 6 afraid of 7?… Because 7 8 (ate) 9 (101 Pi Day Jokes)
“I married an Irishman on St. Patrick’s Day.” ….”Oh, really?” …. “No, O’Reilly!” (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
What do you get when you cut a jack o’lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi! (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter?…Pi in the sky. (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
3.14% of Sailors are PI rates! (Top 10 Pi Day Jokes)
Why don’t you iron 4-Leaf clovers? …. Because you don’t want to press your luck. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
How is a best friend like a 4-leaf clover?…. Because they are hard to find and lucky to have. (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Are people jealous of the Irish?… Sure, they’re green with envy! (Top St. Patrick’s Day Jokes)
Why is everyone so tired on April 1?… Because they’ve just finished a long, 31 day March! (Top Spring Jokes)
What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant?… IHOP (Top 10 Easter Jokes)
Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a good joke? … It might crack up! (Top 10 Easter Jokes)
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards?… A receding “hareline.” (Top 10 Easter Jokes)
Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?… To a re-tail store!(Top 10 Easter Jokes)
What season is it when you are on a trampoline?… Spring-time! (Top Spring Jokes)
What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?… Lily! (Top Spring Jokes)

May Jokes for Kids / Family Joke of the Day / Top 10 May Jokes

Funny Spring Jokes
May 4th: Star Wars Jokes for Kids (May the 4th be with you!)
May 10th: Mothers’ Day Jokes for Kids
May 25th: Memorial Day Jokes for Kids

May 1st: May Day Jokes: I didn’t go to the May Day parade today. People said it would be perfectly safe… but I saw a lot of red flags. (Flag Day Jokes)
May 2nd: How many seconds are in a year?… Twelve. January second, February second, March second, etc. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
May the 4th Be With You Jokes: Why did Anikin Walker cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes) Star Wars Jokes for Kids
May the fourth be with you……because tomorrow is Revenge of the Fifth! (Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
May 5th Cinco De May Jokes: Cinco de Mayo is nacho average holiday. (Cheese Jokes)
May 5th: The Revenge of the Fifth Jokes: What does Luke Skywalker say whilst playing golf… May the course be with you! (Golf Jokes & Top 10 Revenge of the Fifth Jokes)
Kentucky Derby May 4th: Where do Kentucky Derby horses get their hair done?… Maine. (Top State Jokes & Kentucky Derby Jokes)
May 6th: Top 10 Nurse Jokes: The nurse walked into the busy doctor’s office and said, “Doctor, the invisible man is here.” The doctor replied, “Sorry, I can’t see him.” (Biology Jokes for Kids & Halloween Jokes)
May 7th Flower Full Moon: Did you hear about the great new restaurant on the moon?… The food is excellent, but there’s no atmosphere. (Full Moon Jokes)
Sunday school teacher: Tell me, do you say prayers before eating?… Student: No, ma’am, I don’t have to. My mom’s a good cook.
Top 10 Mother’s Day Jokes: Mother to son: I’m warning you. If you fall out of that tree and break both your legs, don’t come running to me! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
When did Anakin’s Jedi masters know he was leaning towards the dark side?… In the Sith Grade. (180 School Jokes / Middle School Jokes / Star Wars Jokes for Kids)
What did the summer say to the spring?… Help! I’m going to fall. (Summer Jokes & Fall Jokes)
May 14th Mother’s Day Jokes: What did the mother rope say to her child?…“Don’t be knotty.”
May 15th Chocolate Chip Cookie Day: What kind of keys do kids like to carry?… Chocolate Chip Cookies!
Bike to Work Week: Pie Puns: I’m gonna ride my pie-cycle around the neighborhood. (Bike Jokes)
Bike to Work Week: How did the apple go to the pie shop?… On a pie-cycle. (Bike Jokes)
May 20th World Bee Day Jokes: A cheerleader wants to warn her friend a bee is flying straight towards her so what does she yell?… BEE, AGGRESSIVE, BEE BEE AGGRESSIVE! (Cheerleading Jokes)
May 20th Armed Forces Day: A lot of people assume pirates prefer to be in the navy…. But actually they prefer the arrrrrrrrmy. (Army Jokes & Pirate Jokes)
May 20th Preakness Stakes Jokes: In honor of the Preakness Stakes: Horse Racing is very romantic. The horse hugs the rail, the jockey puts his arms around the horse, and you kiss your money goodbye. (Maryland Jokes)
What is a monkey’s favorite cookie?… Chocolate chimp! (Monkey Jokes for Kids)
I wanted to be a barber, but I just couldn’t cut it. (Barber Jokes / Top 10 International Workers’ Day Jokes)
May 23rd World Turtle Day Jokes: Top 10 Turtle Jokes: I’m not an animal rights activist or anything… but I think it is pretty messed up that there are sweaters from turtle necks. (Earth Day Jokes)
Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: What is a cow’s favorite holiday?… Moomorial day. (Cow Jokes)
Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: The Memorial Day Weekend was coming up, and the nursery school teacher took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. “We live in a great country,” she said. “One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free.” One little boy came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said. . . . “I’m not free. I’m four.” (Elementary School Jokes)
Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: Memorial Day PSA: On one hand fireworks are a lot of fun. On the other hand I only have 2 fingers. (Fireworks Jokes & Biology Jokes for Kids)
May 29th Indy 500 Jokes: What was the snapping turtle doing at the Indianapolis 500?… About 1 mile per hour. (Turtle Jokes)
May 28th National Hamburger Day: Why are Wendy’s hamburgers square?… Because they don’t cut corners. (Geometry Jokes)
May 29th Memorial Day Jokes for Kids: What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Elementary School Jokes)
Why did the M&M go to school?… Because he really wanted to be a Smartie! (Candy Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?… To get to the Dark Side. (Top 10 Star Wars Jokes)
What do you call cheese that is not yours?… NA Cho cheese (Cheese Jokes)

June Jokes / June Hashtags / Top June Pages / June Guest Blogs

June 1st: Someone told me today is June 1st… But they May be wrong. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
June 3rd: National Donut Day: What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?…. A plain (plane) donut! (Donut Jokes)
June 3rd National Egg Day: I was going to tell you a joke about an egg but it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. (Egg Jokes)
June 4th National Cheese Day: What do you call cheese that is sad?… Blue cheese. (Psychology Jokes & Cheese Jokes)
June 4th National Trails Day: Did hear the mountain joke?… You won’t get over it! (Geography Jokes for Kids)
Top 10 Summer Camp Jokes: Do fish go to summer camp?… No, because they’re always in school! (Fishing Jokes)
June Pun: June-O we have one of the best June Jokes pages in the world?
June 8th World Oceans Day: What kind of candy would a drowning person like to have?… A life saver! (Candy Jokes)
Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about June? (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
Don’t June know it’s August? (June Jokes)
Top 10 Jokes for the Last Day of School: Principal: I’ve had to send you to the principal every day this week. What do you have to say for yourself? Student: I’m glad it’s the last day of school! (Principal Jokes for Kids)
Don’t June know it’s August?… I can’t December. (December Jokes)
Top 10 Graduation Jokes: A book never written: “The Last Day of School?” by Wendy Belrings (School Jokes for Kids)
June 14th: Flag Day: Teacher: “How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country’s flag?” Student: “I guess they took a flag poll!” (Flag Day Jokes for Kids)
June 15th: National Lobster Day Jokes Why don’t lobsters share?… They’re shellfish. #NationalLobsterDay
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring?… June bugs. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month & Flower Jokes)
June 17th: Bunker Hill Day Bunker Hill Day Jokes: What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?… The Battle of Bonkers Hill.
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Constitution knock-knock joke? (Constitution Jokes)
Father’s Day Knock Knock Jokes: Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Omelette… Omelette who?… Omelette Daddy sleep in for Father’s Day. (Egg Jokes & Napping Jokes)
June 19th: Father’s Day Jokes: What did the Buffalo say to his son?… Bye-son.
June 21st: Summer Solstice What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?… Summer! (Top Math Jokes)
If January threw a parade for June, would February March?… No but April May! (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
I ordered a high school graduation cake for my son…. The baker asked me what I wanted it to say. Wow, talking cakes, who knew? (Cake Jokes & Graduation Jokes)
Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good hurricane knock-knock joke? (Hurricane Jokes)
Saturday June 25th: Great American Backyard Campout: Did you hear about the camping trip?… It was in – tents (intense)! (Camping Jokes)
What do you call a snowman in June?… A puddle! (Snowman Jokes)
June 27th National Sunglasses Day: What does the sun drink out of?… Sunglasses.(Sun Jokes)
Summer 2020: I was 25 when 2020 started… It’s June and I’m 52. (Covid Jokes)
I was afraid I might fail my fireworks exam… But I passed with flying colors. (Fireworks Jokes & 180 School Jokes)
June 30th: What comes at the end of June?… E.

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