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**Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best geometry jokes.**- What did the triangle say to the circle?… You are pointless.
- Why do algebra teachers feel superior to geometry teachers?… Because they think that geometry teachers are too symbol-minded!
*(Algebra Jokes)* - For Christmas all I want is a circle of $100 bills… You know, a wreath of Franklins.
*(365 Music Jokes &**Geometry Jokes)* - Having an argument with pi just goes around in circles.
*(101 Pi Day Jokes)* - Why did I divide sin by tan?… Just cos.
- Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over to watch the Grinch?… They are too eccentric!
*(Grinch Jokes)* - What kind of meals do math teachers eat?… Square meals.
- Where do circles, ellipses, hyperbolas and parabolas like to hang out in the summer?… Coney Island.
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - What is a mathematician’s favorite type of tree?… A Geometree. (because they have square roots!)
*(Tree Jokes)* - Why was the geometry book so adorable?… Because it had acute angles.
- Why was the student late for school? …. It was because she took the rhombus!
*(Bus Jokes)* - Which shapes are an ice-cream’s favorite?… A cone and a sphere!
*(Ice Cream Jokes)* - What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
- Why wasn’t the geometry teacher at school?… Because she sprained her angle!!
- Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?… They were right for each other.
**(Top 10 Valentine’s Day Jokes)** - Why was the geometry book so adorable?… Because it had acute angles.
- Why did the students like their trigonometry teacher?… He never gave homework asSINments.
- Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?… because it was over 90 degrees.
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - What is every tree’s favorite shape?… A tree-angle.
*(Tree Jokes)* - Why is Ms. Radian such a good reporter?… She covers the story from every angle.
- What do you call a teapot of boiling water on top of Mount Everest?… A high-pot-in-use.
**(Top Geography Jokes)** - Why does nobody talk to circles?… Because there is no point!
- Why couldn’t the angle get a loan?… His parents wouldn’t cosine.
- What do you say when you see an empty parrot cage?… Polygon.
- What type of shape is most popular on Valentine’s Day?… Acute triangle.
*(Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)* - Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you teach me geometry?
*(Canoe Jokes)* - “Waiter, will my pizza be long?”… “No sir, it will be round!”
**(Pi Day Jokes &**)*Pizza Jokes* - What do you call a crushed angle?…. A Rectangle (wrecked angle)
- What do you call a parrot that flew away?… A polygon!
*(101 Pi Day Jokes)* - Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you help me with my geometry homework?
*(Canoe Jokes)* - What do you call a broken record?… A Decca-gone.
- Which triangles are the coldest?… Ice-sosceles triangles.
**(Top Winter Jokes)** - Who invented the Round Table?… Sir Cumference.
- Why is a geometry book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
- Mathematician: “Pi r squared” Baker:” No! Pies are round, cakes are square!
*(**Pie Jokes**& Geometry Jokes)* - What type of shape is most popular on during prom season?… Acute triangle.
- What does Winnie-the-Pooh have in common with his pots of honey?… They are both round.
*(Winnie the Pooh Jokes)* - What is a proof?.. One-half percent of alcohol.
- What do you call people who like tractors?… Protractors.
- Why was the parent function upset with its child?… It was stretched to its limit.
- Why won’t the circles invite the ellipses over for dinner?… They are too eccentric.
- What kind of tree does a math teacher climb?… Geometry.
**(Top Arbor Day Jokes***)* - What do people who whine a lot and 3 points have in common?… They are both coplaners.
- What did the acorn say when he grew up?… Gee, I’m A Tree!
**(Top Arbor Day Jokes)** - Why are Wendy’s hamburgers square?… Because they don’t cut corners!
*(Hamburger Jokes)* - Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tutor me in geometry?
*(Canoe Jokes)* - What did the triangle offense say to the ball?… “You’re pointless.”
*(World’s Best Basketball Jokes)* - Knock knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe who?… Canoe you tutor me study for my geometry test?
*(Canoe Jokes)* - What did one geometry book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- What do you get when you cross geometry with McDonalds?… A plane cheeseburger.
- If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
*(Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)* - My geometry teacher went to Hawaii… When he came back, he was a tan gent.
*(*& Math Jokes for Teachers)*Hawaii Jokes* - What did the student say when the witch doctor removed his curse?… Hexagon.
- Why should a triangle never get into an argument with a circle?… Because it’s pointless!
- Parallel lines have so much in common… It’s a shame that they’ll never meet!
- What do they call the longest side of a right triangle in the forest?… A Hypoten-Moose!
- What can a whole apple do that half an apple can’t do?… It can look round.
*(Math Jokes for Kids & Apple Jokes)* - Why did Albert Einstein and Pythagoras go to small claims court?… To fight for possession of C squared!
*(Albert Einstein Quotes)* - What happened when the math teacher forgot to close her parrot’s cage before she left the house?… Polygon!
*(Bird Jokes)* - What did the complementary angle say to the isosceles triangle?… Nice Legs.
- What do you get when you cross a pebble with a sphere?… rock and roll!
- What did the baby tree say when it looked in a mirror?… Gee-Om-A-Tree.
**(Top Arbor Day Jokes)** - What do you call an angle which is adorable?… acute angle.
- Where does a round flatbread covered in cheese and tomato sauce with a radius of z and a depth of a get it’s name from?… Pizza.
*(Pizza Jokes)* **Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about geometry?**- What’s a tree’s favorite subject in school?… Geometree!
*(**Tree Jokes)* - What should you do when it rains?… Coincide.
- What was the Christmas tree’s favorite shape?… A treeangle.
*(Pi Day Jokes**&*)*Christmas Tree Jokes* - Waiter Waiter! Will my taco be long? No, it will be round!
*(Geometry Jokes)* - What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?… Tangent.
**(Top Summer Jokes)** **Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good geometry knock-knock joke?**- What do you get when a bunch of sheep stand in a circle?… Shepherd’s Pi.
*(**Pie Jokes**& Geometry Jokes)* - Why were the similar triangles weighing themselves?… They were finding their scale.
- How many grams of protein are there in that slice of chocolate pie?… 3.142
**(101 Pi Day Jokes)** - What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
**(Top Geography Jokes)** - What do you get if you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?… Pumpkin Pi.
**(101 Pi Day Jokes)** - Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun!
**(Top Summer Jokes)** - What do you call a fierce beast?… A Line.
- What do you call more than one L?… A Parallel
- Why didn’t the chicken cross to the other side of the inequality?… It couldn’t get past the boundary line.
**Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good geometry knock knock jokes?***(June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)*- What do you use to tie up a package?… A Chord.
- What’s a mathematician’s favorite movie?… The Trig Identity.
**Customer:**“Will my quesadilla be long?”**Waiter:**“No, it’ll be round.”