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- Why do algebra teachers feel superior to geometry teachers?… Because they think that geometry teachers are too symbol-minded! (Geometry Jokes)
- Why are relationships similar to algebra?… Because sometimes you look at your X and wonder Y. (Divorce Jokes)
- What kind of math do Snowy Owls like?… Owlgebra! (Pi Day Jokes & Algebra Jokes)
- What do you call two guys who love math and Pi Day?… Algebros. (Pi Day Jokes for Teachers)
- What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal. (Prom Jokes)
- What does the little mermaid wear?… An algae-bra.
- Why are you drumming on your algebra book with two big sticks?… Because we are studying log rhythms.
- What do you call male friends who love math? alge “bros”
- What do you get when you cross an algebra class with the prom?… The quadratic formal.
- What did algebra math book say to the other?… Don’t bother me I’ve got my own problems!
- Why was the student afraid of the y-intercept?… She thought she’d be stung by the b.
- Who invented algebra?… A Clever X-pert.
- Why did the relation need a math tutor?… It failed the vertical-line test.
- Why did the polynomial plant wilt? A: Its roots were imaginary.
- Why did the doctor send the expression to a psychiatrist?… Because it wasn’t rational.
- What wild animal is good at algebra?… The tangent lion.
- Why are you so negative?… Just take me for my absolute value!
- How can you predict how many protesters will show up at a rally?… By using a radical function.
- What do you call a snake after it drinks three cups of coffee?… A hyper boa.
- What is a smart bird’s favorite type of math?… owl-gebra
- What is Ho cubed?… HoHoHo (Christmas Trivia & Christmas Jokes)
- How can you tell when a factorial is enthusiastic?… It’s always enthusiastic- it has an exclamation point!
- Why is an algebra book always unhappy?… Because it always has lots of problems.
- Why did all the apples in the fruit bowl know each other?… They were core-relations.
- What shape is usually waiting for you at Stabucks?… A line.
- Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach?… Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don’t need the sun! (Top Summer Jokes)
- How can a fisherman determine how many fish he needs to catch to make a profit?… By using a cod-ratic inequality. (Top Summer Jokes)
- Why is the Rational Root Theorem so polite?… It minds its p’s and q’s.
- How do you know that your dentist studied algebra?… She said all that candy gave me exponential decay.
- Why won’t Goldilocks drink a glass of water with 8 pieces of ice in it?… It’s too cubed.
- What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito?… Nothing! You know you can’t cross a scalar and a vector.
- How did the chicken find the inverse?… It reflected the function across y = eggs.
- What is purple and commutative?… An abelian grape
- Why did the imaginary number turn red?… It ran out of i-drops.
- How does a ghost solve a quadratic equation?… By completing the scare.
- What is a proof?… One-half percent of alcohol.
- What is the definition of a polar bear?… A rectangular bear after a coordinate transformation.
- Why was the matrix arrested?… Illegal entry.
- What do you call a rodent with babies?… A quad-rat-ic parent.
- What do you get when you cross a linebacker with a computer geek?… A linear programmer.
- Knock, Knock… Who’s there?… Polly… Polly who?… Polynomial.
- Teacher: “What is seven Q plus three Q?” Student: “Ten Q” Teacher: “You’re Welcome.” (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Parent: Did you study your algebra lesson at the family reunion? Student: Sure, it was a function with relations.
- Teacher: Why did your mother and father do your algebra homework? Student: They really understand parent functions. (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Teacher: Let’s find the square root of 1 million. Student: Don’t you think that’s a bit too radical? (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Surgeon: Nurse! I have so many patients! Who do I work on first? Nurse: Simple. Use the order of operations.
- Teacher: Your behavior reminds me of square root of 2? Student: Why? Teacher:Because its’ completely irrational. (Top Teacher Jokes)
- Student: The artist Picasso must have been really good at algebra. Teacher: Why do you say that? Student: He was a famous cubist, so he probably had to do a lot of factoring. (Top Teacher Jokes)