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  1. What did the swordfish say to the marlin on prom night?… Looking sharp! (Ocean Jokes for Kids)
  2. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… Alaska… Alaska who?… Alaska her to the prom if you think she will say yes. (Alaska Jokes)
  3. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Gladys… Gladys, who?… Gladys prom night! (Top Summer Jokes)
  4. Why did the skeleton stand in the corner during his prom?…Because he had no body to dance with! (Biology Jokes / Halloween Jokes / High School Jokes)
  5. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Justin… Justin who?…. Just in time for the last dance!
  6. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Orange… Orange who?… Orange you glad it’s prom night?
  7. Knock Knock… Who’s there!… B-4!… B-4 who?… B-4 you leave for the prom, don’t forget the flowers!
  8. Why was the boy wearing sunglasses on the prom?… He had a bright date! (Top Summer Jokes)
  1. What school teaches a student how to greet a date’s parents?… Hi School. (Top High School Jokes)
  1. What did the band member use before going to the prom?… A tuba toothpaste!
  2. Students going to prom: Knock Knock!… Who’s there?… Dewey….Dewey who?… Dewey have to go to take a breathalizer?
  3. What’s the best place to grow flowers for the prom?… In the kindergarden. (26 Lessons for the Letter of the Week A- Z & Elementary School Jokes)
  4. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom King’s Tuxedo jacket.
  5. What did the students say as they were leaving the prom?… We are off, like the prom Queen’s shoes.
  6. Why couldn’t the student go to the prom?… Because he was always sweeping during class!