More Lion Jokes…

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  1. Zebra: Let’s switch roles for the day Lion: Okay, I’m game! (Lion Jokes for Kids)
  2. What did one lion say to other before dinner?… First, we need to prey!
  3. What is a lion’s favorite state?… Maine. (Maine Jokes)
  4. What did the warthog say the lion when he out-ran him?… You’re fit – for a King!
  5. What do you call a well-dressed lion?… A dandy lion! (Flower Jokes)  
  6. Why did the lion lose the competition?… He was up against a cheetah!
  7. Why is a lion so good at rowing?… He has a great r-oar! (Rowing Jokes)
  8. What do you get when you cross a lion with a mermaid?… A sea lion! (Disney Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  9. If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches. (Sandwich Jokes)
  10. Why shouldn’t you trust the king of the jungle?… He’s always lion!
  11. What do you call a lion with no eyes?… Lon! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  12. What is the hyenas’ favourite weekday?… Chewsday

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Top 10 Lion King Jokes

  1. What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a group of veterans parading towards them on Memorial Day?… You gotta Mufasa! (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids & Disney Jokes for Kids)
  2. Zebra: Let’s switch roles for the day Simba: Okay, I’m game! (Lion Jokes for Kids)
  3. What does Nala say to Simba before dinner?… First, we need to prey!
  4. What did Timon say when Simba out-ran him?… You’re fit – for a King!
  5. Why did Simba lose the competition?… He was up against a cheetah!
  6. Why is Simba so good at rowing?… He has a great r-oar!
  7. Why did Pumbaa’s friend call the complaints hotline?… T’moan! (Psychology Jokes)
  8. What do you get when you cross Simba with the Little Mermaid?… A sea lion! (Disney Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
  9. How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?… Be a bit more Simbathetic! (Psychology Jokes)
  10. How do you find Simba before he becomes King?… Follow his foot prince! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  11. What do you call Mufasa’s farts?… Noble gas! (Chemistry Jokes)
  12. Why did Timon stop listening to Pumbaa?… He was being bore-ing!
  13. Why shouldn’t Simba trust Scar?… He’s always lion!
  14. What do you call Simba’s dad when he forgets to shave?… Moustacha!
  15. What did Nala say to Simba when he stole her mashed potatoes?… Ha kud ya – ma tattas!
  16. Why does Timon get mad at Pumbaa when they’re watching TV?… He keeps hogging the remote!
  17. What’s Simba’s favorite piece of stationary?… A ruler!
  18. What do you call Simba when he’s sick with chicken pox?… A dotted lion!
  19. What does Timon call his Persian cousin?… A mere cat! (Cat Jokes)
  20. What’s Pumbaa’s favourite colour?… Mahogany!
  21. What do you call a lion with no eyes?… Lon! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
  22. What is the hyenas’ favourite weekday?… Chewsday
  23. What do you say to Simba when he’s walking too slow?… What do you say to Simba when he’s walking too slow?… Mufasa!