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- When is a lion like a clock?… When they both Spring Forward. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
- Why did the lion roar on February 29th?… It wanted to make the most of its extra day in the leap-year jungle!
- Why don’t lions like Leap Year?… Because they are always jumping through hoops. (Leap Year Jokes)
- There was a third off all book titles at the local book store, so I bought a copy of The Lion, The Witch. (Lion Jokes & Witch Jokes)
- Why did the lions move at the end of summer?… Because the pride goeth before the fall!
- What do you call a dishonest cat at the Oregon Zoo?… Lion. (Oregon Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
- If people like ice cream sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches. (Ice Cream Sandwich Jokes)
- A lion and a giraffe are meeting at the zoo Lion: “You are late! We said to meet at sunset!” Giraffe: “I can still see the sun.” (Sun Jokes & Zoo Jokes)
- Zebra: Let’s switch roles for the day Lion: Okay, I’m
- I suppose when you’ve seen one lion catch a giraffe… you’ve seen a maul.game! (Giraffe Jokes)
- What did one lion say to other before dinner?… First, we need to prey!
- What is a lion’s favorite state?… Maine. (Maine Jokes)
- What did the warthog say the lion when he out-ran him?… You’re fit – for a King!
- What do you call a well-dressed lion?… A dandy lion! (Flower Jokes)
- Why did the lion lose the competition?… He was up against a cheetah!
- Why is a lion so good at rowing?… He has a great r-oar! (Rowing Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross a lion with a mermaid?… A sea lion! (Disney Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- If people like sandwiches, what do lions like?… Man-wiches. (Sandwich Jokes)
- Why shouldn’t you trust the king of the jungle?… He’s always lion!
- What do you call a lion with no eyes?… Lon! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What is the hyenas’ favourite weekday?… Chewsday
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Top 10 Lion King Jokes
- What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a group of veterans parading towards them on Memorial Day?… You gotta Mufasa! (Memorial Day Jokes for Kids & Disney Jokes for Kids)
- Zebra: Let’s switch roles for the day Simba: Okay, I’m game! (Lion Jokes for Kids)
- What does Nala say to Simba before dinner?… First, we need to prey!
- What did Timon say when Simba out-ran him?… You’re fit – for a King!
- Why did Simba lose the competition?… He was up against a cheetah!
- Why is Simba so good at rowing?… He has a great r-oar!
- Why did Pumbaa’s friend call the complaints hotline?… T’moan! (Psychology Jokes)
- What do you get when you cross Simba with the Little Mermaid?… A sea lion! (Disney Jokes & Ocean Jokes)
- How do you ask Scar to stop being so mean?… Be a bit more Simbathetic! (Psychology Jokes)
- How do you find Simba before he becomes King?… Follow his foot prince! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call Mufasa’s farts?… Noble gas! (Chemistry Jokes)
- Why did Timon stop listening to Pumbaa?… He was being bore-ing!
- Why shouldn’t Simba trust Scar?… He’s always lion!
- What do you call Simba’s dad when he forgets to shave?… Moustacha!
- What did Nala say to Simba when he stole her mashed potatoes?… Ha kud ya – ma tattas!
- Why does Timon get mad at Pumbaa when they’re watching TV?… He keeps hogging the remote!
- What’s Simba’s favorite piece of stationary?… A ruler!
- What do you call Simba when he’s sick with chicken pox?… A dotted lion!
- What does Timon call his Persian cousin?… A mere cat! (Cat Jokes)
- What’s Pumbaa’s favourite colour?… Mahogany!
- What do you call a lion with no eyes?… Lon! (Biology Jokes for Kids)
- What is the hyenas’ favourite weekday?… Chewsday
- What do you say to Simba when he’s walking too slow?… What do you say to Simba when he’s walking too slow?… Mufasa!
- What cheese should you use when making a grilled cheese sandwich for a lion?… Roar-quefort.