Daylight Savings Jokes

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  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Daylight Savings.
  2. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes & Career Blogs)
  3. I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months.
  4. FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes… (Fall Jokes)
  5. Congress finally had a meeting about daylight savings… it was about time. (Election Jokes)
  6. I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work. (Labor Day Jokes)
  7. SPRING: We really struggled losing an hour coming up with more daylight savings time jokes…(Spring Jokes)
  8. My grandma got a new hearing aid. “It was $5,” she said. “What kind is it?” I asked. “Ten-o-clock.” (Grandparent Jokes)
  9. My book on clocks finally arrived… It’s about time. (Book Jokes)
  10. I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.
  11. How many seconds are there in one year?… 12 – January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, and December 2nd. (Top 10 Jokes for Each Month)
  12. Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Native American said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
  13. I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
  14. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
  15. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  16. Fall Daylight Savings: I was going to set all my clocks back for Daylight Saving… but I couldn’t find the time.
  17. Fall Daylight Savings: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m not losing any sleep over it. (Napping Jokes)
  18. Time travel is easy… Every fall I go back an hour and every spring I go ahead an hour. (Spring Jokes)
  19. My clock was really tense about falling back for Daylight Savings… I guess you could say he was all wound up.
  20. What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial. (Sun Jokes)
  21. Who is daylight… And why is he saving time so much?
  22. Which bank does the sun go to?… Daylight Savings. (Sun Jokes)
  23. Daylight Savings Time: I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
  24. Why did the clock think he had amnesia?… He lost an hour of time without realizing it. (Psychology Jokes)
  25. I just posted my usual blog against Daylight Saving Time… Like clockwork. (March Blogs)
  26. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me if we turn the clocks ahead or back? (Canoe Jokes)
  27. Son: “You know we’re losing an hour tonight.” Dad: “If you were more careful with your stuff we wouldn’t be losing it all the time.”
  28. What did the clock say when I set it back an hour?… It’s about time. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  29. I asked Bob Dylan what he thought of Daylight Saving… he was glad the times they were a-changin’. (365 Music Jokes)
  30. Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings… No time like the present!
  31. One of the best things about Daylight Saving Time is that the clock in my car will finally be correct again. (Car Jokes)
  32. A good pet should be able to set the Daylight Saving Time for you… that’s why I’m looking for a watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  33. Why was the clock rushed to the hospital?… He fell back for an hour. (Doctor Jokes)
  34. I remember back before daylight savings times… Oh how times have changed!
  35. My watch told me that the kitchen clock set itself back an hour… but that’s second hand information.
  36. Why couldn’t the clock set itself back for Daylight Savings Time?… It needed a hand.
  37. Spring Daylight Savings: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m losing sleep over it.
  38. What is the most important part of a Daylight Saving Time bill?… The sunset provision. (Sun Jokes)
  39. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes / NBA Mascots / Dog Jokes)
  40. Maybe if daytime was more careful… it wouldn’t have to be saved all the time.
  41. What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. (Oregon Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  42. What did the wall clock do after it was adjusted for Daylight Saving?… It hung around.
  43. What did the clock say when I went to move it ahead an hour?… Hour you doing today?
  44. I don’t think of it as losing an hour of sleep this weekend… I think of it as being an hour closer to coffee. (Coffee Jokes)
  45. If we ever run out of fun kids jokes… we’ve always got Daylight Saving Time puns to fall back on.
  46. When did the duck wake up the morning after clocks were turned back?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
  47. What time is it when you read jokes about Daylight Saving Time?… Time to laugh!
  48. Why did the grandfather clock fall over?… It went back too far for Daylight Saving! (Grandparent Jokes)
  49. Daylight Savings Time gave me a back injury… I need to buy a smaller sundial. (Sun Jokes)
  50. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  51. Spring Daylight Savings: I’ve been working 23/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
  52. Why did the man sit on his clock after setting it back for Daylight Saving Time?… He wanted to be on time.
  53. If I remind my wife about Daylight Saving Time again… I think she might CLOCK me. (Marriage Jokes)
  54. Fall Daylight Savings: I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Labor Day Jokes)
  55. What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain. (Rain Jokes & Alabama Jokes)
  56. What happens when you try to make a clock Spring Forward?… It gets ticked off. (Spring Jokes)
  57. What do you call a striker playing an April match?… A spring forward. (Spring Jokes & Soccer Jokes)
  58. Who invented Daylight Saving Time?… A guy who was an hour late to work one day. (Labor Day Jokes)
  59. When is a lion like a clock?… When they both Spring Forward. (Lion Jokes)
  60. Why do they pick the weekend for Daylight Saving Time changes?… Because the other days are weakdays.
  61. I told my son that the Super Bowl is next week. He said, “Cool! I wanna watch!” I said, “Why? Your cell phone tells time.” (Super Bowl Jokes)
  62. Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana. (Archery Jokes)
  63. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
  64. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Daylight Savings?
  65. I just got a new cooking book… It is about thyme. (Book Jokes)
  66. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Daylight Savings knock-knock joke?
  67. If I remind my husband about Daylight Saving Time again… I think she might CLOCK me. (Marriage Jokes)
  68. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  69. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  70. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most if we turn the clocks behind? (Canoe Jokes)
  71. Did you hear that people hate daylight saving time so much?… That they lost sleep over it last night. (Napping Jokes)
  72. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the me if we turn the clocks ahead? (Canoe Jokes)
  73. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the me if we turn the clocks behind? (Canoe Jokes)
  74. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell the most what time we adjust the clocks? (Canoe Jokes)
  75. I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day. (Rain Jokes)
  76. My friends are getting tired of daylight saving time jokes… They might clock me.
  77. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  78. I had no choice but to stop cooking during the taco making contest… I ran out of thyme. (Daylight Savings Jokes)
  79. What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?… That you have too much time on your hands.
  80. Why was Superman so busy after the sun rose this morning?… It was daylight saving time. (Superman Jokes)
  81. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  82. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
  83. Why didn’t the watch work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  84. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  85. Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly! (Jokes for Teachers)
  86. What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes & 365 Basketball Jokes)
  87. Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  88. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
  89. What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes & 365 Basketball Jokes)
  90. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo!” (Psychology Jokes)
  91. What does a watch do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  92. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
  93. I was going to look for my missing watch… but I could never find the time.
  94. Why did the clock in the pastry shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Dessert Jokes)
  95. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  96. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  97. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  98. Why did the clock at the all-you-can-eat buffet run slow?… It always went back four seconds.
  99. What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  100. How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch! (Witch Jokes)
  101. Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (April Fool’s Day Jokes)
  102. What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year! (Leap Year Jokes)
  103. If a baseball team were chasing a basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine after five (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  104. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
  105. Why did the clock in the pastry shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds?
  106. When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
  107. What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one! (Elephant Jokes)
  108. What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car! (Elephant Jokes)
  109. Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
  110. What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog! (Dog Jokes)
  111. What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!
  112. How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
  113. I was going to look for my missing watch… but I could never find the time.
  114. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day!
  115. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch!
  116. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
  117. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  118. What day do potatoes hate the most?… Fry-day! (Potato Jokes)
  119. What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch?… Time to get a new watch! (Elephant Jokes)
  120. What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
  121. If a baseball team were chasing a basketball team, what time would it be?… Nine  after five. (5:09) (Top March Madness Jokes / Top Baseball Jokes / Top Basketball Jokes)
  122. What do you call a dog with a Tom Brady watch?… A watch dog. (Tom Brady Jokes)
  123. When is a clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
  124. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
  125. When does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)