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- Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Daylight Savings.
- Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
- Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
- If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
- Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
- What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
- I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
- I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Labor Day Jokes)
- I’ve been working 23/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
- “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
- What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
- Fall: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m not losing any sleep over it.
- Spring: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m losing any sleep over it.
- What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
- Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
- Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
- I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months
- Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly! (Jokes for Teachers)
- What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. (Oregon Jokes & Rain Jokes)
- Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
- What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes)
- Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
- Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Daylight Savings?
- What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes.
- Daylight Savings Time: Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
- I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.
- Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
- I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day. (Rain Jokes)
- How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
- What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
- What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Daylight Savings knock-knock joke?
- I remember back before daylight savings times… Oh how times have changed!
- I was going to look for my missing watch… but I could never find the time.
- Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury… I need to buy a smaller sundial.
- Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
- If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
- Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings… No time like the present!
- My friends are getting tired of daylight saving time jokes… They might clock me.
- Just posted my usual blog against Daylight Saving Time… Like clockwork.
- I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day.
- Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
- What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
- Who is daylight… And why is he saving time so much?
- What did the wall clock do after it was adjusted for Daylight Saving?… It hung around.
- Why do they pick the weekend for Daylight Saving Time changes?… Because the other days are weakdays.
- Why did the man sit on his clock after setting it back for Daylight Saving Time?… He wanted to be on time.
- Why was Superman so busy after the sun rose this morning?… It was daylight saving time..
- What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial.
- Why did the clock think he had amnesia?… He lost an hour of time without realizing it.Q
- Why did the grandfather clock fall over?… It went back too far for Daylight Saving!
- What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain.
- Why couldn’t the clock set itself back for Daylight Savings Time?… It needed a hand.
- Who invented Daylight Saving Time?… A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
- When did the duck wake up the morning after clocks were turned back?… At the quack of dawn.
- Why did the clock at the all-you-can-eat buffet run slow?… It always went back four seconds.
- What did the clock say when I set it back an hour?… It’s about time.
- Time travel is easy… Every fall I go back an hour and every spring I go ahead an hour.
- My watch told me that the kitchen clock set itself back an hour… but that’s second hand information.
- My clock was really tense about falling back for Daylight Savings… I guess you could say he was all wound up.
- Congress finally had a meeting about daylight savings… it was about time.
- Maybe if daytime was more careful, it wouldn’t have to be saved all the time.
- We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes…
- A good pet should be able to set the Daylight Saving Time for you… that’s why I’m looking for a watch dog.
- I asked Bob Dylan what he thought of Daylight Saving… he was glad the times they were a-changin’.
- I was going to set all my clocks back for Daylight Saving, but I couldn’t find the time.
- I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work.
- If I remind my wife about Daylight Saving Time again, I think she might CLOCK me.
- One of the best things about Daylight Saving Time is that the clock in my car will finally be correct again.
- If we ever run out of fun kids jokes… we’ve always got Daylight Saving Time puns to fall back on.
- Why was the clock rushed to the hospital?… He fell back for an hour
- What did the clock say when I went to move it ahead an hour?… Hour you doing today?
- When is a lion like a clock?… When they both Spring Forward.
- What happens when you try to make a clock Spring Forward?… It gets ticked off.
- What do you call a striker playing an April match?… A spring forward.
- What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why was everyone so tired on April 1st?… They had just finished a March of 31 days! (Top April Fool’s Day Jokes)
- What is a frog’s favorite year?… Leap year! (Top Leap Year Jokes)
- Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Indian said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
- What time is it when you read jokes about Daylight Saving Time?… Time to laugh!
- Daylight Savings Time: I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
- At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
- If a baseball team were chasing a basketballteam, what time would it be?… Nine. after five (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
- What did the thief who stole a calendar get?… Twelve months!
- Why did the clock in the pastry shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
- When does a clock strike thirteen?… When it’s broken!
- Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
- What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?…Ten to one! (Elephant Jokes)
- What time is it when you find an elephant in your car?… Time to get a new car!(Elephant Jokes)
- How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
- Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
- Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
- Why are Saturday and Sunday the strongest days?… Because all the others are weak-days!
- What animal keeps the best time?… A watch dog! (Dog Jokes)
- What is the shortest month?… May, because it has only 3 letters!
- How many months have 28 days?… All of them!
- How does a witch tell time?… With a witch watch!
- I was going to look for my missing watch, but I could never find the time.