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More Daylight Savings Jokes…

  1. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed.
  2. What did the light bulb say to the switch?… You turn me on. (Funny Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  3. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  4. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
  5. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  6. Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh?… Because he wanted to see time fly! (Christmas Jokes)
  7. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  8. At what time does a duck wake up?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
  9. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
  10. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)

More Daylight Savings Jokes…