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More Daylight Savings Jokes…

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Daylight Savings.
  2. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  3. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
  5. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
  6. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
  7. I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
  8. I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. I’ve been working 23/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
  10. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  11. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  12. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
  13. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  14. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  15. Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly! (Jokes for Teachers)
  16. What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. (Oregon Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  17. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  18. What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes)
  19. Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  20. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Daylight Savings?
  22. What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes.
  23. Daylight Savings Time: Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
  24. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  25. I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day. (Rain Jokes)
  26. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
  27. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  28. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Daylight Savings knock-knock joke?
  30. I was going to look for my missing watch… but I could never find the time.
  31. Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury… I need to buy a smaller sundial.
  32. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
  33. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  34. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  36. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  37. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  38. What did the wall clock do after it was adjusted for Daylight Saving?… It hung around.
  39. Why do they pick the weekend for Daylight Saving Time changes?… Because the other days are weakdays.
  40. Why did the man sit on his clock after setting it back for Daylight Saving Time?… He wanted to be on time.
  41. Why was Superman so busy after the sun rose this morning?… It was daylight saving time..
  42. What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial.
  43. Why did the clock think he had amnesia?… He lost an hour of time without realizing it.Q
  44. Why did the grandfather clock fall over?… It went back too far for Daylight Saving!
  45. What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain.
  46. Why couldn’t the clock set itself back for Daylight Savings Time?… It needed a hand.
  47. Who invented Daylight Saving Time?… A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
  48. When did the duck wake up the morning after clocks were turned back?… At the quack of dawn.
  49. Why did the clock at the all-you-can-eat buffet run slow?… It always went back four seconds.