Top 50 Daylight Savings Jokes

by | Mar 11, 2022 | Dads, Education, Latest News, School Jokes

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  1. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes & Career Blogs)
  2. Congress finally had a meeting about daylight savings… it was about time. (Election Jokes)
  3. I’m not so sure about this daylight savings time thing… I give it six months.
  4. SPRING: We really struggled losing an hour coming up with more daylight savings time jokes…(Spring Jokes)
  5. I never set my clock back for Daylight Savings… it’s the only day of the year that I’m early to work. (Labor Day Jokes)
  6. FALL: We really needed the extra hour to come up with more daylight savings time jokes… (Fall Jokes)
  7. I understand daylight savings time, but why does it have to be at 2 am?… I always have trouble staying up that late to change my clocks.
  8. Daylight Savings Explained When told the reason for Daylight Savings Time, the Old Native American said, “Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off the top of a blanket, sew it to the bottom, and have a longer blanket.”
  9. I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
  10. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
  11. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  12. Fall Daylight Savings: I was going to set all my clocks back for Daylight Saving… but I couldn’t find the time.
  13. Fall Daylight Savings: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m not losing any sleep over it. (Napping Jokes)
  14. Time travel is easy… Every fall I go back an hour and every spring I go ahead an hour. (Spring Jokes)
  15. My clock was really tense about falling back for Daylight Savings… I guess you could say he was all wound up.
  16. What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial. (Sun Jokes)
  17. Who is daylight… And why is he saving time so much?
  18. Daylight Savings Time: I can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
  19. Why did the clock think he had amnesia?… He lost an hour of time without realizing it. (Psychology Jokes)
  20. I just posted my usual blog against Daylight Saving Time… Like clockwork. (March Blogs)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Canoe… Canoe, who?… Canoe tell me if we turn the clocks ahead or back? (Canoe Jokes)
  22. What did the clock say when I set it back an hour?… It’s about time. (Travel Guest Blogs)
  23. I asked Bob Dylan what he thought of Daylight Saving… he was glad the times they were a-changin’. (365 Music Jokes)
  24. Finally adjusted my clocks to daylight savings… No time like the present!
  25. One of the best things about Daylight Saving Time is that the clock in my car will finally be correct again. (Car Jokes)
  26. A good pet should be able to set the Daylight Saving Time for you… that’s why I’m looking for a watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  27. Why was the clock rushed to the hospital?… He fell back for an hour. (Doctor Jokes)
  28. I remember back before daylight savings times… Oh how times have changed!
  29. My watch told me that the kitchen clock set itself back an hour… but that’s second hand information.
  30. Why couldn’t the clock set itself back for Daylight Savings Time?… It needed a hand.
  31. Spring Daylight Savings: What do you think of the return to Daylight Savings Time tonight?… I’m losing sleep over it.
  32. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
  33. Maybe if daytime was more careful… it wouldn’t have to be saved all the time.
  34. What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. (Oregon Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  35. What did the wall clock do after it was adjusted for Daylight Saving?… It hung around.
  36. What did the clock say when I went to move it ahead an hour?… Hour you doing today?
  37. I don’t think of it as losing an hour of sleep this weekend… I think of it as being an hour closer to coffee. (Coffee Jokes)
  38. If we ever run out of fun kids jokes… we’ve always got Daylight Saving Time puns to fall back on.
  39. When did the duck wake up the morning after clocks were turned back?… At the quack of dawn. (Duck Jokes)
  40. What time is it when you read jokes about Daylight Saving Time?… Time to laugh!
  41. Why did the grandfather clock fall over?… It went back too far for Daylight Saving! (Grandparent Jokes)
  42. Daylight Savings Time gave me a back injury… I need to buy a smaller sundial.
  43. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  44. Spring Daylight Savings: I’ve been working 23/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
  45. Why did the man sit on his clock after setting it back for Daylight Saving Time?… He wanted to be on time.
  46. If I remind my wife about Daylight Saving Time again… I think she might CLOCK me. (Marriage Jokes)
  47. Fall Daylight Savings: I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Labor Day Jokes)
  48. What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain. (Rain Jokes & Alabama Jokes)
  49. What happens when you try to make a clock Spring Forward?… It gets ticked off. (Spring Jokes)

  1. Knock knock?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best jokes about Daylight Savings.
  2. Why didn’t the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?… There was no thyme! (Thanksgiving Jokes)
  3. Boss: “You’re an hour late!” Guy who is about to invent daylight savings time: “Haven’t you heard?” (Labor Day Jokes)
  4. If I ever run out of dad jokes…. I’ve always got daylight savings time puns to fall back on. (Dad Jokes)
  5. Most modern clocks these days auto-update when daylight savings begins/ends. So this morning I’m walking around my house thinking wow… …times have changed. (Walking Jokes)
  6. What animal is the best mascot for daylight savings time?… A watch dog! (365 Sports Jokes)
  7. I don’t get the reasoning behind switching to Daylight Savings Time in the USA… I guess I’m still in the dark.
  8. I’ve been working 25/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time. (Labor Day Jokes)
  9. I’ve been working 23/7 to come up with a joke about daylight savings time.
  10. “I don’t mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I’ve saved all year.” Victor Borge
  11. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  12. What do you call a clock on the moon?… A lunartick. (Full Moon Jokes)
  13. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  14. Why did the girl sit on a clock?… To be on time!
  15. Why did the veteran teacher nearing retiring throw the clock out the window?… She wanted to see time fly! (Jokes for Teachers)
  16. What does daylight-saving time mean in Portland?… An extra hour of rain. (Oregon Jokes & Rain Jokes)
  17. Why did the clock in the cafeteria run slow?… It always went back four seconds!
  18. What’s the difference between a ball hog and time?… Time passes. (March Madness Jokes)
  19. Why isn’t there a clock in the middle school library?… Because it tocks too much. (Library Jokes & Middle School Jokes)
  20. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Donut Jokes)
  21. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about Daylight Savings?
  22. What is the difference between Allen Iverson and time?… Time passes.
  23. Daylight Savings Time: Can’t believe they fired me from the clock factory after all the extra hours I put in. (Labor Day Jokes)
  24. Why didn’t the clock work?… It needed a hand. (Biology Jokes)
  25. I’m so poor my only funds are daylight savings… but at least it’s trickling down for a rainy day. (Rain Jokes)
  26. How do you know if your clock is crazy?… It goes “cuckoo”! (Psychology Jokes)
  27. What does a clock do when it’s hungry?… It goes back for seconds!
  28. What’s a good time for Santa to come down the chimney?… Anytime! (Christmas Jokes)
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good Daylight Savings knock-knock joke?
  30. I was going to look for my missing watch… but I could never find the time.
  31. Daylight Savings Time Gave Me a Back Injury… I need to buy a smaller sundial.
  32. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
  33. If a basketball team were chasing a baseball team, what time would it be?… Five after nine. (9:05) (Baseball Jokes & Basketball Jokes)
  34. Which relative chimes at you every hour?… A Grandfather Clock! (Grandparent Jokes)
  35. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good Daylight Savings knock knock jokes? (June Jokes & Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  36. Why did the girl throw the clock out the window?… Because she wanted to see time fly.
  37. What do you call a dog with a Rolex?… A watch dog. (Dog Jokes)
  38. What did the wall clock do after it was adjusted for Daylight Saving?… It hung around.
  39. Why do they pick the weekend for Daylight Saving Time changes?… Because the other days are weakdays.
  40. Why did the man sit on his clock after setting it back for Daylight Saving Time?… He wanted to be on time.
  41. Why was Superman so busy after the sun rose this morning?… It was daylight saving time..
  42. What kind of clock is the hardest to change for Daylight Saving Time?… A sundial.
  43. Why did the clock think he had amnesia?… He lost an hour of time without realizing it.Q
  44. Why did the grandfather clock fall over?… It went back too far for Daylight Saving!
  45. What does daylight-saving time mean in Mobile, Alabama?… An extra hour of rain.
  46. Why couldn’t the clock set itself back for Daylight Savings Time?… It needed a hand.
  47. Who invented Daylight Saving Time?… A guy who was an hour late to work one day.
  48. When did the duck wake up the morning after clocks were turned back?… At the quack of dawn.
  49. Why did the clock at the all-you-can-eat buffet run slow?… It always went back four seconds.
  50. What do you call a striker playing an April match?… A spring forward. (Spring Jokes & Soccer Jokes)