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More Donut Jokes……

  1. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to avoid the Summer Slide(Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  2. What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
  3. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  4. Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  5. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  6. What did the donut say to the munchin?…. Your complete me!
  7. What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon.
  8. National Donut Day Theme Song: “Donut stop believing!”
  9. Why did the donut decide to become a priest?… It always felt very hole-y!
  10. Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Psychology Jokes)
  11. I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Labor Day Jokes)
  12. National Donut Day Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!”
  13. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
  14. What do you call a Boston crème do-nut that’s a straight A student?… The cream of the crop. (School Jokes for Kids)
  15. What do do-nuts wear to weddings?… Tuxedoughs! (Wedding Jokes)
  16. What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?… Anecdoughtal evidence! (Lawyer Jokes)
  17. Why do donuts hate puns so much?… They donut like to joke around!
  18. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to close the door! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  19. What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?… An antidought!(Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  20. Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  21. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your homework or you will have to go to summer school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids / Summer School Jokes / 180 School Jokes)
  22. National Donut Day Inspiration “Donut give up”
  23. I was on a diet, but I donut care anymore.
  24. Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  25. Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed (Animal Jokes for Kids)
  26. What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  27. What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one.
  28. Why did the clock in the donut shop stop?… It always went back 4 seconds. (for seconds)
  29. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut let anyone else in but me! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  30. Did you here the joke about the donut?… Probably not, it was crummy! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  31. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Justin… Justin who?… Justin time to make the donuts! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  32. Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?… The Sahara dessert! (Travel Guest Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
  33. “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous
  34. “If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” Lewis Black
  35. Why did the mother return a donut?… Because there was a hole in it.
  36. American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice? Homer Simpson (4th of July Jokes)
  37. What do you call a pastry that is a priest?… A Holy Donut!
  38. How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?… The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts! (Police Jokes for Kids)
  39. What did one donut say to the other?… I donut care.
  40. Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.
  41. What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?… I’m not really sure, it glazed over that part!
  42. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day!
  43. How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?… Jam-packed!
  44. What’s a donut’s favorite drink?… Hole-y water!
  45. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut… Doughnut Who?… Donut let anyone else in but me
  46. What’s a do-nuts favorite place to explore?… The Sahara dessert! (Travel Guest Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
  47. Place next year
  48. “You donut know how much I love you.”
  49. “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” — Oscar Wilde
  50. “A donut is happiness with sprinkles on top.”
  51. “Donut kill my vibe.”
  52. “Eat more hole foods.”
  53. “And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression.”
  54. “You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.”
  55. “Donut judge me.”