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- Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best donut jokes. (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
- Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece! (World Geography Jokes)
- National Donut Day Theme Song: “Donut stop believing!” (Music Jokes)
- Where do basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
- What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
- Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Psychology Jokes)
- “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde (Book Jokes)
- Did you hear the joke about the donut?… Probably not, it was crummy! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a store that only sells pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods. (Donut Jokes & Bagel Jokes)
- What did the donut say to the munchin?…. You complete me! (Movie Jokes)
- What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme! (Heat Wave Jokes)
- What do do-nuts wear to proms?… Tuxedoughs! (Prom Jokes)
- National Donut Day Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!” (365 Music Jokes)
- What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?… A do-rut!
- What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?… Frosty the Dough-man! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
- A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce. It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle.
- Which nut has a hole in it?… A donut.
- Donut PSA: Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.
- Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Career Advice: “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous (Career Blogs)
- Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
- Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why do golfers love donuts?… Always a hole-in-one!
- Why did the donut decide to become a priest?… It always felt very hole-y!
- What kind of donuts can fly?… The plain ones.
- National Donut Day Inspiration: “Donut give up”
- Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
- What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
- What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
- I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Labor Day Jokes)
- Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. (March Madness Jokes)
- What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?… “Donut hole me back.”
- What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?… “Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
- Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to improve your grades! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
- Donut Puns: I eat donuts on Sundays because they’re hole-y.
- What did the people say when donut graduated?… They cheered, saying, “He passed with frying crullers.”
- What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day! (Fast Food Jokes)
- Knock, knock… Who’s there?… CIA… CIA, who?…CI ate your last doughnut! (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
- What’s a donut’s favorite part of going to church?… Hole-y water!
- Yoda’s Thoughts on Donuts: Do or donut, there is no try.
- Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Disney Jokes& Croissant Jokes)
- What are strange donuts made out of?… Weird-doughs.
- What do you call uncivilized donuts?… Bavarians.
- What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?… An antidought! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
- Donut Pun:”You donut know how much I love you.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
- Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed. (Animal Jokes for Kids & Bear Jokes)
- Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
- A Donut Book Never Written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream. (Book Jokes)
- What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?… A jellyfish filled donut. (Shark Jokes)
- What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one. (Pilot Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)