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  1. Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disney World?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Donut Jokes & Croissant Jokes)
  2. What kind of bagel can fly?… A plain bagel. (Pilot Jokes)
  3. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?… If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels! (Ocean Jokes)
  4. How do you hold a bagel back?… You put lox on it.
  5. Why did the bagel lose the election?… He was the victim of a schmear campaign. (Election Jokes)
  6. What does a bagel do when it is locked out of its house?… Call a loxsmith.
  7. What do ghosts put on their bagels?… Scream Cheese. (Ghost Jokes)
  8. What did the bagel say to the pastor?… I’m holier than you.
  9. What does a bagel call its grandfather?… Poppy! (Grandparent Jokes)
  10. I tried working in a bagel shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Labor Day Jokes)
  11. What do you call a person who does not like bagels?… A “Weirdough”
  12. Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Donut Jokes & Croissant Jokes)