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(Donut Jokes)

More Donut Jokes……

  1. Knock knockout?…Who is there?…Boo… Boo Who?… Don’t cry! We have the best donut jokes. (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
  2. National Donut Day Theme Song: “Donut stop believing!” (Music Jokes)
  3. “The optimist sees the donut, the pessimist sees the hole.” Oscar Wilde (Book Jokes)
  4. Where was the first doughnut cooked?… In Greece! (World Geography Jokes)
  5. What is a pilot’s favorite type of donut?… A plain (plane) donut! (Pilot Jokes for Kids)
  6. Why did the donut start going to therapy?… It couldn’t get over the feeling that something was missing — it never felt hole! (Psychology Jokes)
  7. Did you hear the joke about the donut?… Probably not, it was crummy! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  8. A cream-filled donut and an eclair decided to get a divorce. It’s a sad story, but the real victims are their children. They’re in for a grueling custardy battle. (Divorce Jokes)
  9. What do you call a store that only sells pretzels, bagels and donuts?… Hole Foods. (Donut Jokes & Bagel Jokes)
  10. Where do basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  11. National Donut Day Motto: “Donut Worry! Be Happy!” (365 Music Jokes)
  12. What do you call it when you order the same donut every day?… A do-rut!
  13. Career Advice: “Donuts: The only non-negotiable element to a successful meeting.” Anonymous (Career Blogs)
  14. What do you get when you cross Frosty with a baker?… Frosty the Dough-man! (Frosty the Snowman Jokes)
  15. Donut PSA: Warning! Donuts will make your clothes shrink.
  16. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut ask, it’s a secret! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  17. Where do bakers go on vacation?… Orlandough, Florida. (Florida Jokes)
  18. Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes)
  19. Why do golfers love donuts?… Always a hole-in-one! (Golf Jokes)
  20. Why did the donut decide to become a priest?… It always felt very hole-y!
  21. What kind of donuts can fly?… The plain ones.
  22. What do you call a Boston crème do-nut that’s a straight A student?… The cream of the crop. (School Jokes for Kids & 180 School Jokes)
  23. Why did the donut go to the doctor?… Because it was feeling crummy! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  24. National Donut Day Inspiration: “Donut give up”
  25. Why did the croissant think the doughnut is depressed?… It has a hole inside. (Croissant Jokes)
  26. Donut Puns: I eat donuts on Sundays because they’re hole-y.
  27. What did the people say when donut graduated?… They cheered, saying, “He passed with frying crullers.”
  28. What did the donut say to the munchin?…. You complete me! (Movie Jokes)
  29. What are strange donuts made out of?… Weird-doughs.
  30. What do you call uncivilized donuts?… Bavarians.
  31. What it the official donut of a heat wave?… Krispy Kreme! (Heat Wave Jokes)
  32. Ides of March Jokes: Celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact…Eat two, Brute. (Donut Jokes)
  33. What do do-nuts wear to proms?… Tuxedoughs! (Prom Jokes)
  34. Yoda’s Thoughts on Donuts: Do or donut, there is no try.
  35. Why did the donut go to a therapist?… He felt empty inside.
  36. What’s a donut’s favorite lullaby?… “Sprinkle, Sprinkle Little Star.”
  37. What is the best thing to put into a donut?… your teeth. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  38. Which nut has a hole in it?… A donut.
  39. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to hire a tutor to improve your grades! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  40. What do you call a cute donut?… Adoughrable!
  41. What’s a shark’s favorite breakfast food?… A jellyfish filled donut. (Shark Jokes)
  42. What’s a donut’s favorite day of the week?… Fry-day! (Fast Food Jokes)
  43. American donuts… glazed, powdered and raspberry-filled; now how’s that for freedom of choice?… Homer Simpson (4th of July Jokes)
  44. Why would the people call bagels and donuts the same?… Because the donut see the difference.
  45. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget to close the door! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  46. Why did the donut get a job at the bank?… Because he was good at making dough!
  47. What do you call a pastry that is a priest?… A Holy Donut!
  48. Why did the mother return a donut?… Because there was a hole in it. (Mom Jokes)
  49. Why do donuts make terrible teachers?… They’re always glazing over the important stuff.
  50. I tried working in a donut shop, but I soon got tired of the hole business. (Labor Day Jokes)
  51. Why do basketball players eat donuts for a pre-game meal?… They love to dunk them. (March Madness Jokes)
  52. What did the Munchkins become when a house landed on them?… Crunchkins. (Wizard of Oz Jokes)
  53. What did the pastry chef say to his unsupportive father?… “Donut hole me back.”
  54. Knock knock!… Who’s there?… Doughnut. Doughnut Who?… Doughnut forget do your homework or you will have to go to summer school! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids / Summer School Jokes / 180 School Jokes)
  55. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… CIA… CIA, who?…CI ate your last doughnut! (Donut Knock Knock Jokes)
  56. What’s a donut’s favorite part of going to church?… Hole-y water!
  57. I was on a diet… but I donut care anymore.
  58. How does Bob Marley like his donuts?… Wi’ jam in.
  59. Why did the Croissants take the Donuts and Bagels to Disneyland?… They thought it would be fun for the hole family. (Disney Jokes& Croissant Jokes)
  60. Why do people ignore filled donuts?… Because they are just full of themselves.
  61. What is the only thing that can cure a sick do-nut?… An antidought! (Doctor Jokes for Kids)
  62. Donut Pun:”You donut know how much I love you.” (Valentine’s Day Jokes)
  63. Why did the clock in the donut shop run slow?… It always went back four seconds? (Daylight Savings Time Jokes)
  64. Why couldn’t the Teddy Bear eat his donut?… He was stuffed. (Animal Jokes for Kids & Bear Jokes)
  65. Which fast-food chain would be a good basketball player?… Dunkin’ Donuts. (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  66. A Donut Book Never Written: “Doughnuts, Doughnuts, Doughnuts!” by Chris P. Cream. (Book Jokes)
  67. What kind of donuts can fly?… A plane one. (Pilot Jokes for Kids & Plane Jokes)
  68. What did Yoda say when he turned a patron away for ordering a pie?… “Dough. Or doughnut. There is no pie.” (Yoda Jokes)
  69. What are the strange-looking donuts called?… Weird doughs.
  70. What kind of evidence can a donut not take to trial?… Anecdoughtal evidence! (Lawyer Jokes)
  71. Why did the donut go to the dentist?… It needed a chocolate filling. (Dentist Jokes for Kids)
  72. What did an angry donut say to his wife?… Donut talk to me.
  73. What do you call a Jamaican donut?… Cinnamon. (World Geography Jokes)
  74. Where’s a donut’s favorite vacation spot?… The Sahara dessert! (Travel Guest Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
  75. What song did the motivational donut leader sing?… Donut stop believing.
  76. Donut Pun: What did one donut say to the other?… I donut care.
  77. What was the donut’s least favorite part of its day?… I’m not really sure, it glazed over that part!
  78. What do do-nuts wear to weddings?… Tuxedoughs! (Wedding Jokes)
  79. Why do donuts hate puns so much?… They donut like to joke around!
  80. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Justin… Justin who?… Justin time to make the donuts! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  81. Why was the donut shop robbed?… Because the thieves wanted to get their hands on the dough.
  82. Why did the baker stop making donuts?… He was fed up with the hole business! (Labor Day Jokes for Kids)
  83. How did the police department figure out a perp stole a cop car?… The lojacked cop car went 5 hours without stopping at a Dunkin Donuts! (Police Jokes for Kids)
  84. How did the strawberry donut feel after dinner?… Jam-packed!
  85. “If you stop eating donuts you will live three years longer; it’s just three more years that you want a donut.” Lewis Black
  86. What’s the healthiest part of a donut?… The middle.
  87. What’s a donut’s favorite drink?… Hole-y water!
  88. Why did the donut visit a cardiologist?… Because of the hole in its heart.
  89. Where is a basketball player’s favorite place to eat?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (World’s Best Basketball Jokes)
  90. Knock, knock… Who’s there?… Noah… Noah, who?… Noah good joke about donuts?
  91. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know how to tell a good donut knock-knock joke?
  92. Knock Knock… Who’s there… Donut… Donut who?… Donut let anyone else in but me! (Knock Knock Jokes for Kids)
  93. Knock Knock… Who’s there?… June… June who?… June know any good donut knock knock jokes? (June Jokes Spring Knock Knock Jokes)
  94. How can you justify donuts being healthy… Because they are included in the hole food category.
  95. What do the donuts do on their dates?… The two end up glazing in each other’s eyes.
  96. What happened to the renegade donuts?… They went down in a glaze of glory.
  97. What’s a do-nuts favorite place to explore?… The Sahara dessert! (Travel Guest Blogs & World Geography Jokes)
  98. Donut Pun: “A donut is happiness with sprinkles on top.”
  99. Donut Pun: “Donut kill my vibe.”
  100. How does the gym instructor say after having loads of desserts?… “I donut care anymore..”
  101. Donut Pun: “Eat more hole foods.”
  102. Donut Pun: “And the donut just stood there with a glazed expression.”
  103. Donut Pun: “You need to understand the difference between want and need. Like I want abs, but I need donuts.”
  104. Donut Pun: “Donut judge me.”
  105. Why do the people say donuts are made by God?… Because they are hole-y. Boy, that is quite a religious approach for donut jokes.
  106. Do you know what kind of window donuts prefer?… Donuts absolutely love the idea of having double glazed windows in their homes!
  107. How would you brand a cop basketball team?… Dunkin donuts. Everyone knows that the police force loves donuts.
  108. Where do college basketball players always get their coffee?… Dunkin’ Donuts! (Donut Jokes & Coffee Jokes)
  109. I allow myself only one donut per year… This morning I had 533 B.C., 1831, and 1962.
  110. Ever heard of French Donuts?… They’re the Beigne of my existence.
  111. When do bakers stop making donuts?… When they get tired of the hole thing.
  112. What did an angry donut say to her husband?… Donut talk to me.
  113. How can you spot a fashionista donut?… They’re into all the latest glazes.
  114. How was the donuts’ hole business?… Not at all jam-packed.
  115. Why do you need to buy new clothes after buying donuts?… Because donuts make your existing clothes shrink.
  116. What did the basketball player who loved donuts say after the match?… Let’s go to Dunkin donuts for the hole food protein!
  117. What did a donut say to another while separating?… “I donut care anymore.”
  118. Donut Puns: Donut kill my vibe.
  119. Donut Puns: Glazed and confused.
  120. Donut Puns: Donut be jelly. Cruller to be kind.
  121. Donut Puns:I donut want to glaze over the fact that I like you a hole lot.
  122. Donut Puns: Donut rain on my parade.
  123. Donut Puns: Donut worry, be happy!
  124. Donut Puns: Donut stop believing.
  125. Donut Puns: love hole foods.
  126. Donut Puns: I donut wanna grow up.
  127. The arrogant baker declared, “You’ll never hear a complaint about my doughnuts outside this shop window.” The customer agreed, “It must be the double glazing.”
  128. What do you call a donut that’s been in the sun too long?… A glazed and confused!
  129. What do you get when you cross a donut and a croissant?… A cronut!
  130. What did the donut say to the bagel?… “You’re just a wannabe donut!”
  131. Why did the donut refuse to go on a date with the croissant?… Because he thought she was too flaky.
  132. What do you get when you cross a donut and a muffin?… A duffin!
  133. Why did the donut join the circus?… To become a dough-nut!
  134. What do you call a donut that’s lost its filling?… A sad jelly.
  135. Why did the donut refuse to take a drug test?… Because he was afraid he’d test positive for powdered sugar.
  136. What did the donut say to the coffee? …”I’m dough-lighted to meet you!”
  137. What did the senior say when he walked into the donut shop?… “I’m not here for the donuts, I’m just here for the hole-y experience!”
  138. What did the donuts say when they saw the police officer?… Oh no! Glaze not!
  139. Why did the baker take a break from making donuts?… He was feeling a little doughy.
  140. What did the yeast say to the dough in the oven?… Let me outta here before I rise too high!
  141. Why did the Easter bunny bring donuts instead of eggs this year?… Because he heard they were egg-ceptionally delicious!
  142. How do you know that donuts are scared of burglars?… They glaze over when they see one.
  143. What kind of music do donuts like to listen to?… Punk rock!
  144. Knock knock. Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut worry, be happy!
  145. Knock knock. Who’s there? Doughnut. Doughnut who? Doughnut forget to share your donuts with me!
  146. Knock knock. Who’s there? Dunkin. Dunkin who? Dunkin donut, just dunkin donut!
  147. Knock knock. Who’s there? Homer. Homer who? Homer Simpson wants to know if you have any donuts.
  148. Knock knock. Who’s there? Glazed. Glazed who? Glazed and confused, I can’t decide which donut to choose!
  149. Knock knock. Who’s there? Cinnamon. Cinnamon who? Cinnamon sugar donuts are my favorite!
  150. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sprinkle. Sprinkle who? Sprinkle some love and share your donuts with me!
  151. Knock knock. Let’s Go Who’s there? Jelly. Jelly who? Jelly-filled donuts are the best!
  152. Knock knock. Who’s there? Sugar. Sugar who? Sugar, spice, and everything nice – that’s what donuts are made of!
  153. Knock knock. Who’s there? Baker. Baker who? Baker’s dozen, please – I want 13 donuts!
  154. Knock knock. Who’s there? Maple. Maple who? Maple donuts are the sweetest!
  155. Knock knock. Who’s there? Chocolate. Chocolate who? Chocolate glazed donuts are my weakness!